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Extreme Juxtaposition: Parody, Essays, Art.

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"Nazi Dog Whistle"
is an #anagram of
"Zeal Doting Wish"

05.03.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not gonna quoteskeet because I'm not interested in getting into an online slapfight, but it's genuinely depressing to see lots of accounts with good politics twisting themselves into pretzels to defend retweeting a blindingly obvious Nazi dog whistle.

23.02.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Apocalypse Now sequel coming out titled Apocalypse Nows

05.03.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
#GnomonTV
"The Fast and the Frumious"
Vin Diesel
Director: Lewis Carroll

#GnomonTV "The Fast and the Frumious" Vin Diesel Director: Lewis Carroll

#GnomonTV

05.03.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#GnomonTV
"Get Carter of Mars"

Noir science fantasy novel by American writer Edgar Rice Burroughs, the fourth of the Barsoom series. It was adapted as a 1971 crime thriller film starring Michael Caine.

youtube.com/watch?v=Tb2-...
youtube.com/watch?v=xD2X...

05.03.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
#GnomonTV

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SIYkhb2NjfE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kV4XrUDBlfM

#GnomonTV https://youtube.com/watch?v=SIYkhb2NjfE https://youtube.com/watch?v=kV4XrUDBlfM

#GnomonTV

youtube.com/watch?v=SIYk...
youtube.com/watch?v=kV4X...

05.03.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Attempted Get Carter doodle with mixed results

03.03.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

nice work

05.03.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I don’t think my colleagues are happy about covering up for pedophiles, but that’s what’s happening. And it’s so sick and twisted .... The reason they’re doing it is because they’re terrified of Trump’s political machine."
β€”US Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY)

mediaite.com/politics/hou...

05.03.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeezus, It takes a Repub to keep on course and not be distracted like many others are.

02.03.2026 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Thank you! πŸ™‚

05.03.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
#OneYearAgo 
4 March 2025
8:57 pm
Cenex

#OneYearAgo 4 March 2025 8:57 pm Cenex

#OneYearAgo
4 March 2025
8:57 pm
Cenex

05.03.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
If you drive fast enough toward a red traffic light, it will blue-shift to green.

If you drive fast enough toward a red traffic light, it will blue-shift to green.

05.03.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
#ThreeYearsAgo 
4 March 2023
6:03 pm
Self portrait

#ThreeYearsAgo 4 March 2023 6:03 pm Self portrait

#ThreeYearsAgo
4 March 2023
6:03 pm
Self portrait

05.03.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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@ them with a screenshot of the post. It might get you blocked but its a way to do it.

04.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We *might* have had zero-bug software -- if the Lord had worked on the seventh day, instead of resting.

Too late now.

05.03.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No, she could simply not show.

Defying subpoena is illegal, but standard operating procedure for Trumpers, who keep getting away with it (fuck you very much, Merrick Garland).

05.03.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I received "Cards Against Humanity" as a gift.

I threw it in the trash. Where it belongs.

05.03.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I remain unaware, by design, of who has blocked me.

05.03.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0