LazyDoesVoices

not the plane.

twitter audience bled over here already it's fucking over

your reward for work is more work

you fuckers keep taking my room temperature pepsi. i now have to encase it in ice. which will then make my pepsi NOT room temperature. so i will have to wait for it to be room temperature again. thievery will not be tolerated.

penicular music

My Valentine's Day gift to myself today is explosive diarrhea and a trip to Urgent Care

i deadass did not post for a week because when I opened the app it signed me out and I was too lazy to sign back in

I'll know I made it in life when I snort Ketamine off a twink's boner in a sex club bathroom

i fucking love fursuiters. they don't deserve to die. keep rockin those suits big homies.

stimulants in my Quaker Instant Oatmeal (peaches and cream)

if you could could piss sour cream youd be the talk of the town, man

georg of the jongler

watch out for that pee

and you may find yourself

slamming your penis in a large automobile

im at like 1 hp right now

Design mock-up for the ill-fated SNES CD-ROM addon that never made it to market. Here it's presented as the Nintendo SUPERDISC CD-ROM System. A logo with adorns the top left with "SUPER DISC" in a thick 90s lettering and "CD-ROM SYSTEM" in a thinner font underneath with a rainbow barline inbetween them. Below the logo is a tagline written in yellow, saying "Give your system extra power for the ultimate 16-Bit machine! Below that is a radical 90s graphic advertising a demo disc included inside. To the right of the packaging is a Super Nintendo with facsimile of the SuperDisc system underneath, digitally painted to look like it's attached to the console. The drive is open to show a black CD in the tray. The bottom left has the Nintendo seal of quality and the logos for Sony, Compact Disc and Dolby Surround Sound.

The tag-line "THE VIDEO GAME EXPERIENCE IS NOW POWERED UP!!" is in a thin yellow-orange font. The left of the packaging is black and discusses all the features of the SuperDisc including redbook CD quality audio, enhanced graphics and the SuperFX chip built into the machine and a built in memory storage. The right advertises brand new releases. Super Mario All Stars, StarFox and Secret of Mana are showcased with Super Metroid, Final Fantasy III (VI), Mega Man X, Castlevania Dracula X, Mario Paint Expansion Disc and SimCity 2000 are advertised as coming soon. There's also a coupon for five months of Nintendo Power and a SNES cart for free with proof of purchase.

For my design class in college, we had to make packaging for a product that didn't exist. So I thought, "What if Sony and Nintendo actually made the CD add on for the SNES?"

And then it spiraled out of control.

Just incredible things from the VLC folks

playing Fuck Frenzy 2 on my PSP

tell me what kinda creams these are

two furry creatures, one blue and white wearing a red top with an black circle and x printed on it and blue pants, white shoes, the other pink, wearing light blue. both are wielding big thick namco guns. background is pink and ghouls.

oh! bakyuuun, playstation (2000) www.mobygames.com/game/9156/gh...

stupid bitch anchored

anchoring this stupid bitch cause it keeps floating up for no reason

box of lens wipes 80 count

i can tell a bunch of bots just deleted their accounts cause my follower count dropped by like 15% overnight and "Juicy Pussy Sandra" is no longer following me

fred figglehorn mating dance

Con badges for ANE this yearrrrr

ludacris (famous rapper) when he sees a fresh unopened jar of JIF brand peanut butter at the grocery store

chimichanga explode via telekinesis

this and a tab of acid

insert a nickel into your fourskin

eat your greens

reggie from sony