If someone tells you you're an absolute godsend, remember they may mean like a plague

thinking about her today…

Happy Thanksgiving from the local wild turkeys!

Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’ “We can produce results that meet our quality standards without its assistance.”

Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’

Ghost of Yotei

Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
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Sorry. When I said you smelled like B.O. I meant Bob Odenkirk

I’ve never seen the movie “Moonstuck” and I probably should. Is it just Cher slapping Nic Cage for 2 hours?

This Canadian reboot of the movie “Speed” sounds delightful.

Hollywood Finally Listened to Red Scare Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by Gersh and from an upcoming film project for a recent episode with Christian nationalist Nick Fuentes.

Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by Gersh and from an upcoming film project for a recent episode with Christian nationalist Nick Fuentes.

Honestly, I’d pay Blink 128 to write a song about them being upset about this. But I understand that may not be appropriate at this or any other time.

THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS

I see you’ve played Knifey Spoony before.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Door Dash, why would I proactively reach out to a mental illness and help it find me?

Trump canceled a meeting with Democratic leaders and refuses to negotiate in good faith. HE wants a shutdown. Remember: Trump himself said the president is accountable for a shutdown. The blame is his.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown

It would be great to know if he ever got his GED and how the baby is doing now.

When I first saw Kill Bill Vol. 1 at an AMC in Manhattan, a guy brought his baby that cried throughout the movie. When people told him to take the baby out of the theater, he told everyone to suck his dick.

Will that guy also be there when I watch this combined re-release?

“What were you doing? Giving Robocop a blowjob?” -Kenny Powers
#eastboundanddown

It is like they are waiting for T-Pain to join them on the boat.

Two birds perched on the side of a row boat in the middle of a pond. One of the birds has their wings slightly spread out while the other does not.

Two birds perched on the side of a row boat in the middle of a pond.

Pretty sure these birds were just trying record their own version of “I’m On A Boat”.

POLL:

Who's your favorite coach in the NFL?

A. Mike McDonald
B. Mike McCarthy
C. Mike Vrabel
D. Mike McDaniel
E. Mike Tomlin
F. Mike McCoy
G. Mark McMichael
H. Mike Markman
I. Mork McMarkmike
J. Mickmack Markmick
K. Muck McMikemike
L. McMike "Mike" McMike

@realitygayspod.bsky.social The Onion needs to stop giving Matt Sharp ideas.

Ryu Hayabusa running

NINJA GAIDEN TRILOGY
TECMO 1995
SNES

two people are dancing in front of a drum set and the words yes you know it 's true ALT: two people are dancing in front of a drum set and the words yes you know it 's true

That is absolutely true. I did this last Thursday while reaching over a night stand.

sherman, for the love of god!

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