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Probably not terrible, but could be better.

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Oh man, pretty sure had and/or wanted this growing up.

04.03.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY
 
SLUGGO IS IN HIS BEATNIK MOOD,WEARING A BERET, SHADES AND SPORTING A GOATEE 

SLUGGO: AND I DON'T BLAB ANY DRAB GAB-I CHATTER HEP PATTER

NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY SLUGGO IS IN HIS BEATNIK MOOD,WEARING A BERET, SHADES AND SPORTING A GOATEE SLUGGO: AND I DON'T BLAB ANY DRAB GAB-I CHATTER HEP PATTER

NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY

03.03.2026 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

I would like to apologize to everyone I've ever met for everything I've ever done.

25.02.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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I like that @jadomian.bsky.social’s specials are also wine now.

01.03.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A grey hoodie with text which reads:

β€œBuy a man eat fish,
He day, teach fish man
To a lifetime.”

A grey hoodie with text which reads: β€œBuy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words

27.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7872    πŸ” 1886    πŸ’¬ 157    πŸ“Œ 138

As someone who has no interest in most shows about lawyers, Strip Law had me at the title of the first episode being β€œFinally, a Show About Lawyers”. Digging it so far.

24.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A light pink t-shirt featuring a whimsical illustration of a green frog riding a pink bicycle. The frog has a front basket overflowing with books. Red arched text above the frog reads, "ON MY WAY TO HOARD BOOKS," and straight red text below reads, "AND CAUSE CHAOS." Small yellow sparkles surround the frog.

A light pink t-shirt featuring a whimsical illustration of a green frog riding a pink bicycle. The frog has a front basket overflowing with books. Red arched text above the frog reads, "ON MY WAY TO HOARD BOOKS," and straight red text below reads, "AND CAUSE CHAOS." Small yellow sparkles surround the frog.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this On My Way To Hoard Books And Cause Chaos T-shirt. You can tell this is a frog because toads are illiterate. Both creatures are actually very good bike riders though.
collabs.shop/6uzqbu

24.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 7
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Oh, this got dark really quick.

23.02.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ODB naming weather patterns from the Great Beyond

22.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad to see she’s getting her mistakes in, I guess?

23.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of cartoon characters are sitting at desks in a classroom and one of them says say the line bart . ALT: a group of cartoon characters are sitting at desks in a classroom and one of them says say the line bart .
23.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My love language is niche OC #Gundam memes.

Example #2.

20.11.2024 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Narrator voice: β€œDespite not wanting to be β€˜That Guy’, he was, in fact, β€˜That Guy’”.

21.02.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

18.02.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 41053    πŸ” 10835    πŸ’¬ 477    πŸ“Œ 1028

Are there any other insane children ordering $60 hams for Valentine’s Day?

16.02.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this valentines day try spicing up your love life

14.02.2026 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

And then I said β€œThat’s ridiculous. What kind of wife doesn’t have pasta salad in her pockets at all times?”

13.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man and woman are sitting at a table with the words " oh hello " on the top ALT: a man and woman are sitting at a table with the words " oh hello " on the top
12.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would be wild if he was making a β€œCat on a Hot Tin Roof” reference.

11.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not sure if their projects are getting more esoteric or I'm getting stupider, but I watched this for 2 hours and I still don't get it!

09.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 207    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

*first day at my new marketing job*

Me: Toblertwo

Toblerone executives: Holy fuck

09.02.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 253    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

Quite possibly a good bunny.

09.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
07.02.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7745    πŸ” 1585    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 8

And then I exclaimed β€œWhat in the Hideo Kojima is that?!” and inexplicably waited for an answer to that ridiculous question for at least 17 minutes.

07.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, can’t believe it has been so long, the Muppets don’t look like they’ve aged a day. #muppetshow

05.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism?

BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism

SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?

BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism

03.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 26030    πŸ” 7150    πŸ’¬ 674    πŸ“Œ 371

Coolidge Corner Theater in Brookline, MA, where I saw it, does allow you to do that and I did.

Though the film randomly cut out during the screening due to a projector issue and for a second, I thought β€œWow, that’s a really interesting choice, Director Park!”

29.01.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Philly DA vows to prosecute β€˜wannabe Nazi' ICE agents who violate the law
YouTube video by NBC10 Philadelphia Philly DA vows to prosecute β€˜wannabe Nazi' ICE agents who violate the law

"If we have to hunt you down, the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will find your identities. We will find you. We will achieve justice. And we will do so under the Constitution and laws of the United States."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ft1...

29.01.2026 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10162    πŸ” 2676    πŸ’¬ 125    πŸ“Œ 383

I have no idea why this happened but boy is it funny.

27.01.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 817    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 2