Oh man, pretty sure had and/or wanted this growing up.
04.03.2026 02:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh man, pretty sure had and/or wanted this growing up.
04.03.2026 02:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY SLUGGO IS IN HIS BEATNIK MOOD,WEARING A BERET, SHADES AND SPORTING A GOATEE SLUGGO: AND I DON'T BLAB ANY DRAB GAB-I CHATTER HEP PATTER
NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY
03.03.2026 09:24 β π 223 π 31 π¬ 1 π 3I would like to apologize to everyone I've ever met for everything I've ever done.
25.02.2026 04:16 β π 91 π 13 π¬ 3 π 2I like that @jadomian.bsky.socialβs specials are also wine now.
01.03.2026 19:44 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0A grey hoodie with text which reads: βBuy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.β
Wise words
27.02.2026 23:53 β π 7872 π 1886 π¬ 157 π 138As someone who has no interest in most shows about lawyers, Strip Law had me at the title of the first episode being βFinally, a Show About Lawyersβ. Digging it so far.
24.02.2026 01:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A light pink t-shirt featuring a whimsical illustration of a green frog riding a pink bicycle. The frog has a front basket overflowing with books. Red arched text above the frog reads, "ON MY WAY TO HOARD BOOKS," and straight red text below reads, "AND CAUSE CHAOS." Small yellow sparkles surround the frog.
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this On My Way To Hoard Books And Cause Chaos T-shirt. You can tell this is a frog because toads are illiterate. Both creatures are actually very good bike riders though.
collabs.shop/6uzqbu
Oh, this got dark really quick.
23.02.2026 20:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ODB naming weather patterns from the Great Beyond
22.02.2026 23:27 β π 103 π 10 π¬ 4 π 0Glad to see sheβs getting her mistakes in, I guess?
23.02.2026 01:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My love language is niche OC #Gundam memes.
Example #2.
Narrator voice: βDespite not wanting to be βThat Guyβ, he was, in fact, βThat Guyββ.
21.02.2026 00:19 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.
This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
Are there any other insane children ordering $60 hams for Valentineβs Day?
16.02.2026 01:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this valentines day try spicing up your love life
14.02.2026 09:44 β π 152 π 11 π¬ 3 π 0And then I said βThatβs ridiculous. What kind of wife doesnβt have pasta salad in her pockets at all times?β
13.02.2026 00:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Would be wild if he was making a βCat on a Hot Tin Roofβ reference.
11.02.2026 14:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not sure if their projects are getting more esoteric or I'm getting stupider, but I watched this for 2 hours and I still don't get it!
09.02.2026 18:53 β π 207 π 48 π¬ 5 π 0
*first day at my new marketing job*
Me: Toblertwo
Toblerone executives: Holy fuck
Quite possibly a good bunny.
09.02.2026 01:41 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And then I exclaimed βWhat in the Hideo Kojima is that?!β and inexplicably waited for an answer to that ridiculous question for at least 17 minutes.
07.02.2026 01:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wow, canβt believe it has been so long, the Muppets donβt look like theyβve aged a day. #muppetshow
05.02.2026 02:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
BERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
Coolidge Corner Theater in Brookline, MA, where I saw it, does allow you to do that and I did.
Though the film randomly cut out during the screening due to a projector issue and for a second, I thought βWow, thatβs a really interesting choice, Director Park!β
"If we have to hunt you down, the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will find your identities. We will find you. We will achieve justice. And we will do so under the Constitution and laws of the United States."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ft1...
I have no idea why this happened but boy is it funny.
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