HORSE WHOMST SKEETS

thanks

decided to get my own velvet room :)

I need to Photoshop Alan with a gun to his head and Ahti glowing blue behind him

Got a custom Oh Deer diner mug

Alan Wake's Persona would be Ahti

love a good cup of coffee

so the logo is a butterfly now? now it looks like a tattoo every girl got on their lower back in
2005

I feel like God wants me to do this to be the most annoying person in public

steam deck posting will continue

this is literally the funniest car ever made

alright, fine. i give up. im installing Disco Elysium

this car is so fucking funny

"I Reincarnated as a Vending Machine and Now I Wander the Dungeon," is proletarian anime. "Goblin Slayer" is fascist anime. i will not elaborate on this further

i think the next president should be a juggalo

i have literally been making the joke that someone in the writer's room threw out "ok what if pinnochio could parry?"

I will reply guy harder if it makes you feel better

ask what bluesky is like, is it niche drama and aggressive hornieness or is it like old twitter?
"no its a good site, its like old twitter"
[site is niche drama and aggressive horny posting]

THE PAIIIIN ITS UNBEARABLE UUUUUUUUUUUUGHG MY HEAD MY HEAD IT HURTS MY SKIN HURTS HELP

The way Republicans make laws now is that some small-town sheriff will do something that is astonishingly illegal and then the supreme court will eventually say that it's actually fine. Which means the guys in the House don't actually have very much to do

what, you dont like sliving?

update: twitter has apparently gone with "sliving" (slay + live ???) for their streaming branding

my cat got into the muscle milk and she's too strong to stop. she's torn open the fridge. I am afraid I am witnessing the beginning of her apotheosis. i am unable to stop the birth of a new and hungry god

thanks for the support

elon changing the twitter branding and then refusing to lean in and launch "XVideos" shows his cowardice

i barely post here and I keep gaining followers

that's classic Larian Pathing

when you’re conservatives’ favorite new scientific racism columnist but get outed for a history of publishing on hardcore white supremacist sites you are condemned to post stuff like “Wow I never thought of Rugrats that way” for at least six months to rehab your image

why hasn't someone done this before

Rumsfeld literally let Bin Laden escape to an ISI safe house

the "9/11 was an inside job" people are so dumb because there's a more obvious and accurate explanation--the US and Pakistan funded and protected Bin Laden and kept the FBI from investigating until the attacks occured