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🖕 Elon musk and his low testosterone hair plug having ass.

Let’s grow to get here and bring Elon hair plugs to his knees over at the other garbage platform.

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Wait, yes?

I’m honored to have someone create a parody of me.

Hello Mr. Doge, my name is DoGé; French for Le Douche

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Confession:

The real reason I left Elon is because I got jealous

I got Jealous that he was spending so much time with Trump

Fax

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“Drain the swamp!”

“Trump will expose all the pedophiles!”

“Keep our children safe!”

But also this

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Do it

Would I gain my BlueSky followers if I should you a picture of my taters

RFK jr. looks like he’s being held at gunpoint to eat this McDonalds

And Mike Johnson looks like that nerdy kid in high school that did all the Jocks homework just so he could sit behind all of them at lunch.

Even if most are bots. I agree with you. This place is absolutely better. I can finally be me and not be harrassed by some Magat 🥔🫶

You show up to the restaurant for a blind date and this is what you see at your table

What are you doing?

Does anyone else find themselves still watching their kids cartoons long after they have left the room?

It’s Saturday. What are you still doing over at 𝕏. The real party is here.

Greg copied you

I have subscribers over on Twitter, but I’m willing to leave them to truly fulfill my echo chamber dreams. LFG 🥔🥔

You think you could last 8 rounds in the ring with me?

What’s one thing you wish you could tell your younger self?

And no, the answer can’t be “invest in” [enter name here]

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