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This account isn't really active, but feel free to follow it anyway. I just have it here as an account to follow people with. http://www.totallylegitwebsite.online

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Yes

16.09.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
4-panel comic. (1) [Roomba next to two people] PERSON 1 to Person 2 with white hat: The Roomba keeps my floor clean. But what do I do when the *Roomba* gets dirty? (2) PERSON 1: Simple: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other. [a second Roomba takes ramp to be on top of first Roomba] (3) PERSON 1: After the tops are clean, I flip one of them over so they can clean each othersโ€™ undersides. [flips Roomba upside down] (4) [stacked Roombas vibrating] PERSON 2: Thereโ€™s nothing NSFW about this, and yet itโ€™s the most NSFW thing Iโ€™ve ever seen. PERSON 1: Yeah, my YouTube DIY video about it got demonetized.

4-panel comic. (1) [Roomba next to two people] PERSON 1 to Person 2 with white hat: The Roomba keeps my floor clean. But what do I do when the *Roomba* gets dirty? (2) PERSON 1: Simple: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other. [a second Roomba takes ramp to be on top of first Roomba] (3) PERSON 1: After the tops are clean, I flip one of them over so they can clean each othersโ€™ undersides. [flips Roomba upside down] (4) [stacked Roombas vibrating] PERSON 2: Thereโ€™s nothing NSFW about this, and yet itโ€™s the most NSFW thing Iโ€™ve ever seen. PERSON 1: Yeah, my YouTube DIY video about it got demonetized.

Dual Roomba

xkcd.com/3133/

27.08.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3871    ๐Ÿ” 802    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

Give Sunny all the food

26.08.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@rtgame.bsky.social I think you need to find a lawyer by this point, they're not gonna stop stealing your shit otherwise

27.04.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't believe you're 30 thousand years old. Yeah, I saw you capitalise that Y in Years. It's the same as calories and Calories.

14.04.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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in light of recent stuff

30.03.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now one of many things that'll probably be a permanent work-in-progress

17.03.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of where? France?

13.03.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Refresh on here kinda sucks. On Twitter, refreshing loads the new stuff above what's currently displayed so you don't miss anything. Here, it seems to immediately put it newest first.

11.03.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No no, you're supposed to love the vehicle instead!

16.02.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should probably get around to setting my icon, shouldn't I...

09.02.2025 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep forgetting about this platformme, despite the fact I've the icon on my Home Screen.

09.02.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, good.

03.11.2023 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you plan to also post to Twitter/X, or just BlueSky?

03.11.2023 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go hug your car

25.10.2023 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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