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⋒ 30+ ⋒ They/them ⋒ Carat ⋒ Shawol ⋒ Aghase ⋒ Writer ⋒ Artist ⋒ Jewelry maker ⋒ Cat dad ⋒ Wifeguy ⋒ This is a NSFW account, please block if you need to. Curate your own space! The DARL+ING series: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3851017

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Can we take a moment because seulgi ATE TF DOWN

09.03.2026 10:49 — 👍 19    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0
Yoongi on his birthday live in a black hat and a leather jacket, he is gently smiling at his iPad where hobi is commenting “marry me yoongi” and “YOONGIIIIII”

Yoongi on his birthday live in a black hat and a leather jacket, he is gently smiling at his iPad where hobi is commenting “marry me yoongi” and “YOONGIIIIII”

his smile at hobi’s comments I could fight a LION right now

09.03.2026 09:46 — 👍 59    🔁 21    💬 0    📌 2
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bear doing bear things
#카이 #KAI #Jongin #종인 💛

09.03.2026 14:41 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
A ceramic wall hanging of a Common Loon. It features a bright turquoise blue neck band and a golden eight pointed star much like the one found on the Minnesota flag.

A ceramic wall hanging of a Common Loon. It features a bright turquoise blue neck band and a golden eight pointed star much like the one found on the Minnesota flag.

A miniature ceramic sculpture of a Common Loon.

A miniature ceramic sculpture of a Common Loon.

Special shop update 🪶✨

I made these Loons to raise funds for the folks in Minnesota who have been affected by ICE.

100% of proceeds from this pieces will be going to the Women's Foundation of Minnesota and their Immigrant Rapid Response Fund!

shop.lioninthetrees.com/collections/...

#art #pottery

09.03.2026 14:35 — 👍 141    🔁 50    💬 1    📌 1

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 — 👍 21748    🔁 6544    💬 89    📌 159

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

06.03.2026 04:31 — 👍 6390    🔁 1741    💬 67    📌 65

“Correct me if I’m wrong” what kind of friend do you think I am. I will embrace you if you are wrong, I will support you if you are wrong. I will be wrong with you. We will be completely wrong, together

02.03.2026 12:13 — 👍 894    🔁 121    💬 21    📌 12

everyone get into wayv now!!! we have as many pets as boys, we have ethereal cuntress ten lee homoerotically torturing his bandmates, we have Actual Pilot and Magician Kun, we have a collective fear of whatever out of pocket thing Xiaojun is going to post next,,,

27.02.2026 15:26 — 👍 16    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

i have to believe that, at the end of the day, craft will save us. That our attention-spans can and will make time for it, both to slow down and make the thing you're proud of and for the person who encounters it and stops to soak it in. It's the only thing they can't take from us.

26.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 179    🔁 53    💬 1    📌 0

Heaven help me if I ever meet someone in person who claims to be an AI author. I have a glass face. I cannot pretend. I will do my trademark cackle and then just snicker uncontrollably for a while. Do you let the plagiarism robot kiss your lover? Look at sunsets for you? Why are you even alive?

09.02.2026 13:33 — 👍 320    🔁 53    💬 8    📌 4

There is one perfect pear experience in everyone's life, NEVER to be repeated!

25.02.2026 05:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation

24.02.2026 10:00 — 👍 4143    🔁 1285    💬 53    📌 14

Korean pears fucking rule however and are always perfect, sadly I have no house to mortgage in order to buy one (1).

24.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pears. There is nothing more perfect, more delicious, more RARE than a perfectly ripe pear. The 1 to 1000 odds of landing that pear make their existence not only hard to justify but also DEEPLY EMOTIONALLY TRAUMATIZING. FUCK. PEARS.

24.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
how do you write? first, make a gay little man. now give him a problem.

how do you write? first, make a gay little man. now give him a problem.

23.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 58    🔁 26    💬 0    📌 3
jack lying on his back on the ground, one arm folded behind his head and the other wrapped around nour's leg. one of his gloved hands curls just under their knee, above their tall leather boot to which jack is dutifully, exhaustively tending with his tongue. an ode to Honcho magazine's leather issue

jack lying on his back on the ground, one arm folded behind his head and the other wrapped around nour's leg. one of his gloved hands curls just under their knee, above their tall leather boot to which jack is dutifully, exhaustively tending with his tongue. an ode to Honcho magazine's leather issue

20. SPITSHINE

24.02.2026 14:18 — 👍 430    🔁 124    💬 6    📌 0
a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

23.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 10932    🔁 4727    💬 29    📌 37
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forever the softest yibo moment in existence 🥹🤍

22.02.2026 10:36 — 👍 41    🔁 23    💬 3    📌 0

I am entranced by Momo's vocal fry, fat ass, and humongous knot. She's the perfect woman.

19.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

".....THIRTEEN??! 🤨"

18.02.2026 12:43 — 👍 67    🔁 32    💬 7    📌 4
“i’m too stubborn to not have hope” illustration

“i’m too stubborn to not have hope” illustration

15.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 215    🔁 85    💬 2    📌 1
-HowAboutNo- • 1h
• Sweden
That angle was pre-prepared by the Swedes. It's not a usual angle. The Canadians didn't know this angle existed. It's usually from the front where it's impossible to see a touch.
The Swedes stated in the post-match interview that they made it into a big deal because the Canadians have done this before in other games.
The refs never act and they wanted to force them to more actively rule the games.
The Swedes can be heard during the game saying that "it's fine, Magnus is recording", refering to a guy from Swedish television operating the camera from that angle.
This was pre-planned and expected.
It's the reason why Oskar is so confident that it's on camera.

-HowAboutNo- • 1h • Sweden That angle was pre-prepared by the Swedes. It's not a usual angle. The Canadians didn't know this angle existed. It's usually from the front where it's impossible to see a touch. The Swedes stated in the post-match interview that they made it into a big deal because the Canadians have done this before in other games. The refs never act and they wanted to force them to more actively rule the games. The Swedes can be heard during the game saying that "it's fine, Magnus is recording", refering to a guy from Swedish television operating the camera from that angle. This was pre-planned and expected. It's the reason why Oskar is so confident that it's on camera.

Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it

16.02.2026 01:52 — 👍 3066    🔁 573    💬 47    📌 162
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

14.02.2026 21:47 — 👍 11921    🔁 3593    💬 146    📌 469
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D-414

24.01.2026 10:05 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

20.01.2026 00:30 — 👍 7528    🔁 3365    💬 99    📌 215
tweet by ptea___

question is what song will he play to aliens coming to earth for the first time and bro said ‘i think it’s love’ and ‘sexuality’😭😭😭😭😭#TAEMIN #Grammy_Museum
(screenshot of taemin answering the question)

tweet by ptea___ question is what song will he play to aliens coming to earth for the first time and bro said ‘i think it’s love’ and ‘sexuality’😭😭😭😭😭#TAEMIN #Grammy_Museum (screenshot of taemin answering the question)

monsterfucker taemin confirmed ✅

21.01.2026 04:16 — 👍 68    🔁 33    💬 0    📌 5
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On This Day:

GOT7 released "Python".

19.01.2026 15:52 — 👍 37    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 5
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[📸] SEVENTEEN Official Instagram update—'Blue' with DxS security team

#DxS #도겸X승관 #Serenade #소야곡 #Blue @pledis_17

18.01.2026 12:40 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
taemin veil in las vegas. he's dressed in white, surrounded by the dancers in black and holding hand lights. he's the only one in the light and looks directly in the camera like he's possessed or wants to possess you

taemin veil in las vegas. he's dressed in white, surrounded by the dancers in black and holding hand lights. he's the only one in the light and looks directly in the camera like he's possessed or wants to possess you

holy shit

x.com/staymydear_t...

18.01.2026 00:49 — 👍 25    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 1
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[MAGAZINE] DK is hinted to be on the cover of W Magazine Korea Volume 2!

📅 Cover release: January 16

#도겸 #DK #세븐틴 #SEVENTEEN

15.01.2026 06:51 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0