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Just trying to figure it all out. Read my newsletter, the Future Phatness. https://open.substack.com/pub/futurephatness

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I hate all of it.

01.12.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jeffies: "You've got Donald Trump posting erratically on Thanksgiving. This guy can't even give us a break on Thanksgiving when we're with our families."

01.12.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1268    πŸ” 199    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 4

Trust: if they could find a Black person to blame it on, they would.

01.12.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drinking something during tough conversations is a sign of nervousness.

01.12.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Here are the facts, as we know them:

-That weird shit on his right hand (IV?)
-He was MIA for a week and no one knows what happened. -
-You don't have MRIs to confirm shit. You get them because you're worried about something.
-We hate him but we're not lucky enough to have him just go way. Sorry.

01.12.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm curious how long she can keep doing this. She might be done by Christmas. Or maybe she doesn't have a soul and can keep lying forever.

01.12.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's lying.

01.12.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Many are saying. What's that? No, not many publications, no. But real people. Salt of the earth.

01.12.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We all know the guy had a stroke some time this year.

01.12.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not even gay and I'd have sex with this dude.

01.12.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone does cooler shit than we do! Why can't we have a Taiwanese Heavy Metal Ambassador?

01.12.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, that's not going to work.

01.12.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

trump is the president in the sense that he holds the office but he very clearly isn't the president in the sense that he has basically relieved himself of its duties

01.12.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5551    πŸ” 1142    πŸ’¬ 123    πŸ“Œ 41
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DC to put national guard on joint patrols with local police after shootings Move marks shift in how the guard are used in the US capital, days after two members were shot

DC is not safer with more militarized policing. DC is not safer with MPDβ€˜s consistent involvement with the military and federal agencies.

We have seen during this occupation, that MPD’s complicity has been to the detriment of our community members! SHAME!

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

01.12.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

You think Obama knew that everyone he blew up with a Hellfire missile was a terrorist? Fuck no. The only difference is that we liked Obama and we hate Trump.

01.12.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's pretty hilarious that we are shocked Trump and his goons are killing random people on boats when Bush II and Obama did the exact fucking same thing for years and we barely said a word.

01.12.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
01.12.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Started playing Arc Raiders yesterday. Fun game. It's one of those extraction shooters, so you are always worried about some guy killing you and taking your stuff. But, the anxiety makes it fun.

01.12.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning Bluesky.

01.12.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 226    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

That's the only way to really enjoy it.

01.12.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

COMING SOON: AI + Guyβ„’

01.12.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5473    πŸ” 2104    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 22

If I were a football coach I would run it up the gut on 1st, run outside on 2nd, throw on 3rd, and then of course punt on 4th.

01.12.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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I cannot imagine having a small enough penis to want to tweet this.

01.12.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mark Kelly: "When I heard the secretary say that they're gonna pause immigration from third world countries, I take that as a message that they don't want brown people coming to the US. And I find that disturbing."

30.11.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2689    πŸ” 560    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 27

Could investors have been… wrong?

Did they put tons of money up not based on an actual existing product with limited use cases, but on hype that the technology would soon turn into magic?

Because that does not seem like a wise investment.

30.11.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 391    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

Who cares. Fuck em.

27.11.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just heard the beat from β€œAll Caps” by Madvillain in an ad for a large language model and it made me feel sad for a lot of reasons!

27.11.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨 COMMUNITY ALERT🚨

At LaGuardia Airport, there are several rumored and one confirmed ICE arrest of domestic travelers.

If you are at risk of detention or not sure, exercise caution while traveling. Make a safety plan in case of detention and consult an immigration attorney.

27.11.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 254    πŸ” 237    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 9

I ain't paying for that bullshit.

26.11.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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