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Just trying to figure it all out. Read my newsletter, the Future Phatness. https://open.substack.com/pub/futurephatness

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58 weeks down, 150 weeks to go

01.03.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that Iran has confirmed that Khamenei is really dead, I am super worried that they are going to do some terrorist shit in America - suicide bombing in a mall, airport, etc.

This is a real fear.

01.03.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The GOP loves sending YOUR kids to fight. Their kids will be at Mar-a-Lago playing golf.

01.03.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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The bombings will continue until morale improves

28.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 327    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 9
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"They want me to hide or leave or disappear" Republicans invalidated Avery Rowland’s drivers license, along with hundreds of other transgender Kansans. Here’s how she’s fighting back.

β€œThey want me to hide or leave or disappear, not to be visible and active in public society."

Republicans invalidated Avery Rowland’s drivers license, along with hundreds of other transgender Kansans. Here’s how she’s fighting back.

28.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Wow. I thought the Post fired their books section oh right you did.

28.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
28.02.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Thank god DSS and FBI are busy hassling fare evaders on metro nowadays.

28.02.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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UN Secretary General Antonio Guterres: β€œMilitary action carries the risk of igniting a chain of events that no one can control in the most volatile region of the world"

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Civilizations throughout history have had to deal with the consequences of a ruler who is a malignant aging despot sliding into dementia. I guess now it’s our turn.

28.02.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6943    πŸ” 1538    πŸ’¬ 303    πŸ“Œ 62

if you’re still in line to fire one of Voyager’s 38 remaining photon torpedoes, STAY IN LINE

28.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Day 1

28.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The least human thing you can do I read a story just now about a man in Chicago who saved a baby after its carriage had been blown into the harbor by heavy gusts of wind. Lio Cundiff – who is a trans man not that it should matter her...

Expecting us – with good reason based on history – to all thank them for their service. Fuck your service and fuck you.

Saving a life is brave. Being instructed to kill and saying no I will not do that is brave. But killing like this? It is the least human thing you can do.

28.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1028    πŸ” 266    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 11
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Never forget those who enabled this.

28.02.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

jesus christ this is from two years ago

28.02.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

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28.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"We remain committed to serving humanity as best we can," will be the last words I hear when the clankers come for me.

28.02.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This thing's gonna talk some poor grunt into fragging his CO mark my word.

28.02.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey the guy that makes the deepfake generator and suicide machine is gonna get into the murderbot business sounds great what could go wrong

28.02.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 390    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

God, it is so humiliating living under an alcoholic geriatric Nazi pedophile regime

27.02.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I still hate AI though.

27.02.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm currently working on the Odyssey. Great to read it again after decades.

27.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll go further than that. It’s fucking AWESOME.

27.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe the American people haven't collectively started the Marxist Revolution with these morons in office.

27.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Fuck you, eat dog shit poors."

27.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

General rule is if you have to call yourself cool you're not cool.

27.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I mean...

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