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HJ First of his Name

@hansumjay.bsky.social

Park Ranger in the WishaMuthaFucka Woods. An El Debarge soul in an M.O.P. World

1,931 Followers  |  1,049 Following  |  18,102 Posts  |  Joined: 14.07.2023
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Trust and believe

I wouldn't be suing anyway

10.03.2026 12:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This shit doesn't make sense at all

10.03.2026 12:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Kid Rock performed at the NHL all star game

500k is too much for them over there

10.03.2026 10:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The people I love and maybe grapes

09.03.2026 14:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm situational. It gets done in all environments

09.03.2026 14:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mapping out contingencies

09.03.2026 14:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Caring about others

09.03.2026 14:38 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Solitude

09.03.2026 14:38 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

kindness

09.03.2026 14:29 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Cleaning a plate

09.03.2026 14:29 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

If it involves police being decent

09.03.2026 14:29 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Get Down on It

09.03.2026 14:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shrinkage

09.03.2026 14:28 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

One punch man

09.03.2026 14:26 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

That they're ok

09.03.2026 14:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The sun is out

09.03.2026 14:19 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Fullish

09.03.2026 14:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Done

09.03.2026 10:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That was like 3 fouls

08.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like she couldn’t even lie lmao

08.03.2026 20:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t spend a quarter calling me lazy wtf

08.03.2026 20:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The way she’s talking about Ayton is weird imo

08.03.2026 19:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Especially today

08.03.2026 12:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@bbcelestialtoo.bsky.social

Happy Birthday!!! You better get all the good stuff today!

08.03.2026 12:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh you won

08.03.2026 07:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And it’s wild cuz you’re doing it right as you lose an hour 🤣

08.03.2026 06:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve seen white people jump out of planes, climb mountains just cuz, jump off bridges with rubber bands on their ankles and break their legs chasing cheese down a mfn hill.

I guess none of that is as scary as telling your dad he’s a racist dickhead.

Even though they’ll poison him for insurance $

08.03.2026 06:49 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Oooh love that one

07.03.2026 18:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We have to raise the floor on discourse

07.03.2026 18:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You write “blacks” unironically and I can’t fw you.

07.03.2026 17:14 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 0