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HJ First of his Name

@hansumjay.bsky.social

Park Ranger in the WishaMuthaFucka Woods. An El Debarge soul in an M.O.P. World

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You see the vision!!

02.03.2026 01:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What I'm never going to do is raise an eyebrow when a 9ft mf dunks a basketball.

Like come on now

02.03.2026 00:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You ever notice it's the fascists who don't like talking about politics?

01.03.2026 23:58 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The weird version

01.03.2026 23:33 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

If your stances on policy differ by who's in charge, you stand for nothing...you're a fan and useless to me

01.03.2026 23:29 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

She's StepBlack though...

I don't think anyone would've taken issue

01.03.2026 23:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds like he was living the life of them old cartoons...the toddler in the construction site just escaping peril on vibes

Damn man 🤣

01.03.2026 18:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It fits

01.03.2026 18:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My mortgage and insurance

01.03.2026 17:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm huge on not seeing the people I think are kind flip the switch lmao

01.03.2026 17:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Immediately at that

01.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How they be doing this shit in real life...when I don't want to make you angry online is to be studied

01.03.2026 17:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

The damn nerve.

01.03.2026 17:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bedtime closed. Business hours open to all

01.03.2026 17:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Operation Epstein Fury is what they meant

01.03.2026 17:49 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

All the time

01.03.2026 16:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Countries getting their leaders kidnapped and redacted.....

I've never been so jealous

01.03.2026 16:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good morning

01.03.2026 13:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not being able to fill holes is their main issue

01.03.2026 08:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If they won't say it in person, I wonder why I'm supposed to pay monthly for anonymous cowards to be disrespectful

01.03.2026 08:19 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

They said BORED of peace tyvm

01.03.2026 07:41 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Too young for that shit 😂

01.03.2026 05:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He old?

01.03.2026 04:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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01.03.2026 04:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have a few that are genuinely family

Her family threatened to disown her, had to go

Not anymore. Especially because I'm not single and secondary I don't ever see myself explaining my humanity to someone

01.03.2026 04:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I need photo evidence and notarized documents

01.03.2026 04:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Punching the air internally because he psyched himself up for redemption and still messed it up

01.03.2026 04:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He's doing the preemptive emotional thing that keeps you from acknowledging that he failed. Distraction 101

01.03.2026 04:24 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1

Yeah, someone has to follow the constitution 🤣🤣🤣

01.03.2026 03:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Me and my oldest are playing a game.

I know 7 dogs that would be a better president and one of them just tried to fuck the shit out of an Elmo plush.

Who or what would your candidate be?

01.03.2026 02:52 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0