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@hansumjay.bsky.social

Park Ranger in the WishaMuthaFucka Woods. An El Debarge soul in an M.O.P. World

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Family includes everyone! ❤️

17.11.2024 21:40 — 👍 33146    🔁 22309    💬 815    📌 922

Lots of y’all love America too much for my tastes

10.12.2025 03:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Free Yourself (feat. Missy Elliott) by Fantasia on Apple Music Song · 2004 · Duration 4:17

Anytime they hang up by accident or don’t pick up when you call…

music.apple.com/us/album/fre...

10.12.2025 03:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The toilets at my old job flushed like they were pulling you into a black hole.

All I said when I used them was “THAT’S ALL THE MONEY WE HAD KAREN”

Seemed appropriate

10.12.2025 03:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you Raq. You’re the media we need!!

10.12.2025 03:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You hit me up at any time for confirmation …PLEASE

10.12.2025 03:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck the courts. We need a beekeeper or 10

10.12.2025 02:57 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

As your brother. You can say whatever you want if asked

10.12.2025 02:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Update? lol

10.12.2025 02:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Same day. Everyone is just happy to be there. Wonderful place to relax!

10.12.2025 01:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
10.12.2025 01:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Police can’t be bad. They danced at my field day once headasses

10.12.2025 01:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ritual combat or ballots?

10.12.2025 01:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Does he know what his job is?

10.12.2025 01:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can I be mayor of our city?

10.12.2025 01:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You ever been at a movie so bad that you need the loud mfs to keep talking?

Rocky Balboa is that film

10.12.2025 01:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mfs say Navratilova flawlessly, but make Tupac sound like a gotdam tongue twister.

They think they’re so fucking funny

10.12.2025 01:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

5”10 ish

10.12.2025 01:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Close the doors!

10.12.2025 00:37 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Hi Varnell!

10.12.2025 00:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Remember Marvin Sapp kidnapped them people?

10.12.2025 00:36 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 3

What do you think?

10.12.2025 00:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Drop a lawyer.

10.12.2025 00:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Excellent reminder. Totally forgot lol

09.12.2025 23:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You have no choice!

09.12.2025 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When she wrote that article about being called Fartlow I knew I’d hate her until I die

09.12.2025 18:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They caught him doing the paces I bet

09.12.2025 18:43 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

It’s kinda funny and sad to think “who did they vote for” before I feel sympathy for people

09.12.2025 16:50 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You most certainly are!

09.12.2025 16:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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