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HJ First of his Name

@hansumjay.bsky.social

Park Ranger in the WishaMuthaFucka Woods. An El Debarge soul in an M.O.P. World

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Especially when the refs play for the other team

05.03.2026 02:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's ridiculous

05.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How is that a foul?

05.03.2026 02:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I remember my father called me about rescheduling with my niece due to a storm...

Mf called and said "you disappointed a child, and you don't do that."

He saw me in minutes. Monsoon be damned

04.03.2026 21:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Swims in sewage, eats road kill, coke off the shitter seat and vaccine denial...

But the donut mfs gotta pass a purity test from the whole milk heroin goblin?

The fuck?

04.03.2026 20:24 — 👍 11    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

Do you let him disappoint you before writing him off or do you just get mad all over again and tell him about it?

04.03.2026 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Oh damn. Boy mom/Mama's boy teamup?

04.03.2026 20:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Joke is on everyone. My mother doesn't fw me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

04.03.2026 20:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Only to liars

04.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Come on missile....

04.03.2026 19:26 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

When I was a kid everyone who gave a shit would tell me to defend myself.

Promoting "unity" while telling us to ignore the danger of letting everyone into the proverbial big tent says all that I need to know about how you feel about Black people and that's cool.

Just stay the fuck away from us

04.03.2026 19:20 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

My father worked at a bank. I used to practice all the time and I wasn't even double digits

04.03.2026 17:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean realistically would I want to do work for a candidate as a Black person who wanted to hug it out with white nationalists?

Sounds like a safety issue to me. I'm good

04.03.2026 17:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The things we need money for can be provided. Give me housing and transport and food sources and I'm golden

04.03.2026 16:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Reception says it's in the circle or a server...

Omg the dj

All bad lmao

04.03.2026 16:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cuz ain't no way she's not cheating with someone who should know better.

04.03.2026 16:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

See? That's an issue

04.03.2026 16:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Frog life...

It'll make for a great relationship imo 🤣

04.03.2026 16:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cheese me tyvm

04.03.2026 16:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Genie please

04.03.2026 16:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

1 question in 20

Means I made it

04.03.2026 16:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Altar please. Murder at a reception is such poor taste

04.03.2026 16:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not a problem

04.03.2026 16:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have gone into the Reddit story rabbit hole and the way they all have a mf named Marcus and some parents telling you to give your house away has now made me fill that rabbit hole with cement.

04.03.2026 13:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And this is why Operation No New Yts is in effect

04.03.2026 13:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wtf is a bad candidate against Chet from Weird Science as a pile of shit?

04.03.2026 13:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh ffs

04.03.2026 13:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Souvenirs from lynchings...immediately after church

Yeah. Gotta go

04.03.2026 11:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean they did wear our teeth in their mouths

04.03.2026 11:08 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Black community is very religious as well. Who in the hell does you think powered the Civil Rights Movement and every other group that has advanced the rights of minorities?

04.03.2026 11:04 — 👍 21    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0