Matt

The whole "The Dems would be a center-right party in Europe!" line is so old and moldy that having it in your apartment would open you to eviction. This was true in like 1998, maybe, but the past 28 years have seen America move significantly to the left while Europe stagnated.

Dog with an odd, but unmistakably malevolent, expression on his face, posing proudly behind a chewed-up television remote in the foreground

Tell Kristi. I want her to know it was me.

Reminded of that just this morning

One thing that’s always been wild to me is there inability to recognize who the bad guy is. Jessup, Patrick Bateman, Jordan Belfort. These guys consistently idolize the obvious villain.

Ultimate insult would be to replace noem with air bud

Meet three scientists who said no to Epstein The warning signs included a web search, a mother’s doubts, and inklings of a “sexist attitude”

Scientists! Avoid entangling yourself in a global child trafficking ring using this one weird trick (talking to literally any woman)
www.science.org/content/arti...

Yeah, it’s at least $4 and in some places over $5

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this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

>United States Senator talking about Nuremberg 2.0

Fetterman's whole thing now is just triggering the libs until he loses his next primary race by 27 points. Hope he has fun!

Omg

Where I live that would be good

congress needs to stop this madman

"I respect Bernie Sanders because he's an open socialist, and you know that he's a communist so you know what you're getting. Rand Paul's a freaking snake. And I understand completely why his neighbor did what he did. And I told him that to his face."

This is what Markwayne Mullin said about Rand Paul a couple weeks ago.

Anyway, guess who chairs the Senate Homeland Security Committee

noem's dog looking down from heaven

Folks: Kristi Noem was fired immediately after this post.

Corey Lewandowski to begin affair with Markwayne Mullin

Moral of the story? Congressional oversight matters. Congress should do it more.

Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie"

we got senators talking about nuremberg 2

So generous 🙏

Greg Bovino can give him some costuming tips

South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

Great. He replaced the lady who shot her dog with the guy who hid behind a chair on January 6th.

I can think of fewer things I would be less interested in reading

Ok, can we encourage Trump to appoint Fetterman to a made up position like he just did with Noem?

Lindsey Halligan Is Under Investigation by the Florida Bar

BREAKING NYT:

Lindsey Halligan, the ex-U.S. attorney in the Eastern District of Virginia who brought criminal cases against Trump's enemies over the objections of career prosecutors, is under investigation by Florida's bar association, according to a letter the organization sent last month.