Caddicarus Quotes Bot

Why can't I kill the innocent?!

My favourite characters were Roly Poly and Eyesonadick!

Tarzan has post-traumatic flashbacks to his days in the Korean War.

Joy to the world! I did a CUM

Oh man I am hungry I am gonna go make some dinner I cannot make any dinner because I have to play this game I must buy bread and milk from the shops later to make my dinner so I suppose I could not make my dinner

Why is it even called Hammy Goes Nuts? It's got nothing to do with Hammy on his own or his nuts!

Actually, is this how old you need to be to play the game or how many years in prison you'll get for child abuse?

The game turns into Elvis Presley before he died: unable to move properly.

I'm British, which means you probably hate me.

I didn't know that Ronald Reagan was a double D cup!

This guy can't help himself from sucking on my face.

It feels like the second coming of Christ, and the first coming was already pretty good.

So we dodge the shark for a while, unable to decide which fish I'm supposed to be scared of.

Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, chubby little cubby with BLACK DEAD EYES

My favourite characters were Roly Poly and Eyesonadick!

Get outta there, Tomb Raider, Shrek's got some treasure to find!

Nitro Kart feels like somebody witnessed the birth of a miracle child, and while the mother was still splayed, shoved it back in. Crash Nitro Kart is an unbirthed baby that was already born. I need therapy.

Now this is a story all about how I caught ebola and then I died

SpongeBob SkyPants?!

Welcome to my Arabian toilet!

And you have a mysterious ancient face.

Oh no... I think he likes my Willy's Butte.

At this point, I'd rather have a race against that thing in Star Fox 64 called BACON!

At least we're all underwater right now because that means you can't see the tears in my eyes.

Please hold me

Are you telling me the Xbox 360 is struggling to run this frog, and children that have been DIPPED IN WAX?!

Actually, is this how old you need to be to play the game or how many years in prison you'll get for child abuse?

What you have here is a basic beat-em-up with puzzles, if your idea of a puzzle is doing a big fart on a rat.

DOCTOR CORTEKS KIDNAPPES THE CREAM GIRL - THEIONI, in order for the cream to fill HIS ELOVIE

I have severe panic anxiety!