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Your officially unofficial home for all things Marquette athletics. "Extremely funny" -- The Athletic Tips/Feedback: anon.eagle@gmail.com

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Marquette Volleyball Preview: at DePaul & at #12 Creighton It would be smart for the Golden Eagles to not let two losses turn into three, or even four.

MATCH DAY!

Marquette volleyball is in Nebraska tonight to tangle with a top 15 ranked Creighton team in a match that's only going to be televised on Nebraska Public Television.

Preview!

01.11.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Marquette Women’s Soccer Preview: vs Seton Hall You can check my math, but I’m pretty sure that the Golden Eagles have been eliminated from postseason consideration ahead of this regular season finale.

MATCH DAY!

This will be the end of the 2025 campaign for Marquette women's soccer, no matter what happens.

01.11.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Marquette Men’s Soccer Preview: at #20 Akron The Golden Eagles head out to Ohio for a contest against the ranked Zips.

MATCH DAY!

Marquette men's soccer visits a ranked Akron squad in an attempt to win a second Big East match this season.

01.11.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning to everyone except for Creighton, Akron, Seton Hall, and everyone else at the Huskie Invitational.

01.11.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Get To Know A Marquette Basketball Opponent: Albany Great Danes What should we know about the first opponent of the year for the Golden Eagles?

NEW ON AE:

everyone say hi to John, he did the Albany preview for Monday night’s opener

www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-me...

#BigEast #cbb

31.10.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We know it won’t be Maryland (Jerel’s day) or National Marquette Day (Crean’s day)

The fact that it’s not set is kind of why I was surprised it was announced before the schedule, what with MH playing in Europe and all

31.10.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Halloween to everyone except for everyone else at the Huskie Invitational and everyone else in the Big East.

31.10.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lookit the 3 point shooting

31.10.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€

31.10.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
StatBroadcast Mobile Stats

I’m going to let y’all go look for yourself.

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31.10.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, this ought to be………

buh wuh

31.10.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MY GROCERY STORE HAS THE LITTLE DEBBIE CHRISTMAS TREE CAKES

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

30.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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2025-26 Marquette Women’s Basketball Season Preview: Three Questions What are the most notable things we’re wondering about the Golden Eagles in Cara Consuegra’s second season in charge?

NEW ON AE:

We've got questions for the upcoming Marquette women's basketball season.

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#BigEast #cbb

30.10.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Marquette Volleyball Gets It Done Against DePaul The Golden Eagles didn’t look like a perfect volleyball team, but they looked like a tough volleyball team in a 3-1 win.

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Emma Parks came up big down the stretch as Marquette used an 11-0 run to close out DePaul in four sets last night.

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#BigEast

30.10.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨🚨🚨
PODCAST ALERT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

30.10.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a solution to the issue! 😈

30.10.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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30.10.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

25-18. 11-0 run to get out of Lincoln Park with a 3-1 win, hell yeah, go Marquette

30.10.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and now it’s 20-18, kind of because Parks has two kills.

and now she is hitting .208

30.10.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

18-16 DePaul in the fourth.

Ring is hitting .140, Parks is hitting .143, which goes back to my β€œMU can’t have multiple bad nights at once” point

30.10.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

25-12, MU wins the third

I swear to you, the score was 12-8 MU at one point and it was getting dicey.

30.10.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trey Yesavage implies the existence of Trey Noavage.

30.10.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

8-1, sure, why not

30.10.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

4-0 MU to start the third, because nothing about this sport makes sense

30.10.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

25-23, DePaul takes the second. Quality work by Marquette to make the Blue Demons work for it, but the early hole was ultimately too much for them

30.10.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad start to the second for MU, down 11-5 early-ish on

30.10.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

25-23, Golden Eagles go up 1-0 on DePaul in a match that MU can not afford to lose for multiple reasons

30.10.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, McGrath-Phillips Arena got a bit of a facelift since the last time I saw it

Doesn’t look like a fancied up high school gym any more, that’s for sure

Marquette up 20-19 late in the first

30.10.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all ready for volleyball at the top of the hour?

I’m not, tbh

29.10.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Sean Jones hasn’t played for Marquette in 21 months. Here’s what it took to get back. Marquette point guard Sean Jones had to overcome physical and mental obstacles on his arduous road back from a devastating knee injury.

Sean Jones hasn't played since suffering a devastating knee injury on Jan. 10, 2024.

What it took to get back transformed the person and player who will take the court for MU this season.

www.jsonline.com/story/sports...

29.10.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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