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Ed loves telling you who he is voting for, he just keeps doing it

04.03.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is North Florida’s arena lit to make the court look like it is outdoors in the sunshine?

04.03.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ed Cooley is blessed to blow a 12 point lead at the Garden

04.03.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, that looked an awful lot like Jeremiah Williams was scared to death to shoot it after missing the free throw

04.03.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Williams misses the free throw and Hopkins gets fouled after the rebound.

Big free throws for the Johnnies here, to say the least.

04.03.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would merely not give up an uncontested layup to Joson Sanon, Georgetown

04.03.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the absolute hell, Miami

04.03.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Alert: ESPN+.

Undefeated Miami 72, Toledo 70. 50 seconds to go.

04.03.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Watching MAC basketball

like you do

04.03.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That deserves pronouncing the hard X of XU that's incongruous with the preferred πŸ’€avier. Always sends a certain type of Muskie into a tailspin.

04.03.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s 1998 all over again.

Can I go back to 1998 with my 2026 salary, and non of my 2026 problems?

04.03.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8
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The intro to Throwback Tuesday for the NBA on NBC with Bob Costas, Doug Collins, and Mike Fratello courtside.

"Think of it as sort of like Crosby, Stills, and Nash... but not Young."

04.03.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 212    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 36

Whoever put Xavier in their Seton Hall blue uniforms against *Seton Hall* should be fired

into the sun, preferably

04.03.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Marquette Men’s Basketball Big East Preview Primer: at Providence is there any reason to be remotely optimistic about this game?

well, I guess we should preview tomorrow’s game

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#cbb #mubb

04.03.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he should be fired for this

and I don’t care for Caitlin Clark’s entire deal

04.03.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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College basketball coaching carousel tracker 2026: Kansas State is the first high-major opening of the cycle Get the latest on the college basketball coaching carousel as Matt Norlander tracks new hires and fires

If you want to keep up on the daily with the men's college basketball coaching carousel cycle, fav/bookmark this story. I don't post/alert every time it gets an update, but there's often soft scoops and intel you won't get elsewhere.

Eleven openings for now, but the number will rise quickly.

04.03.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not going to make it in time

03.03.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have reason to believe that the problems have already started, as teams and bands and cheerleaders start traveling for conference tournaments this week

03.03.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Darius Johnson-Odom

03.03.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t like IU Indy’s chances to win the Horizon League tourney right now

03.03.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Marquette WBB’s year over year offensive and defensive rankings on BartTorvik.com under Cara Consuegra

Marquette WBB’s year over year offensive and defensive rankings on BartTorvik.com under Cara Consuegra

Defense collapsed, offense boomed entirely on 3pt shooting that they didn’t hunt harder

Given the roster shakeup coming, exploring this space is worth doing in the offseason

03.03.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been puzzling over that idea for most of the last 6 weeks or so

03.03.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tied for third!!

03.03.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my bad

02.03.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The 2026 Big East Women’s Basketball Tournament Bracket Is Set! Marquette is the #4 seed and will play #5 Creighton in the quarterfinals.

NEW ON AE:

WE'VE GOT A WOMEN'S BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT BRACKET!

#cbb #mubb

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02.03.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

seven sub-200 NET games don't help either, and that's why STJ is #99 in the NET right now

02.03.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Marquette Women’s Basketball Clinches #4 Seed With Win Over Providence The Golden Eagles looked like they were putting the Friars away in the third quarter, but then they had to buckle down late.

NEW ON AE:

It was a bit of a struggle to put the finishing touches on the win, but Marquette women's basketball figured it out against the Friars tonight.

www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...

#cbb #mubb

02.03.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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2026 BIG EAST Women’s Basketball Tournament Bracket Set NEW YORK – The bracket for the 2026 BIG EAST Women’s Basketball Tournament presented by JEEP was finalized on Sunday night following the St. John’s-UConn game.

The Big East women's basketball tournament bracket is set!

Marquette is the #4, they face #5 Creighton at 1:30pm Central on Saturday.

www.bigeast.com/news/2026/3/...

#cbb #mubb

02.03.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A New Movie: Jacksonville 15, Marquette 13 The Golden Eagles bounced back from an early deficit and led, but couldn’t keep it together to the end.

NEW ON AE:

Marquette women's lacrosse rallied around a bit against Jacksonville this afternoon but couldn't put the final touches on a win.

www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...

02.03.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

doing this was the plan back after the loss at Creighton

haven't actually needed to pull the trigger

02.03.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0