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Here is a list of everybody Miami (OH) TRIED to schedule in men's basketball this season Don't blame the Redhawks for not having enough big names on their schedule. They tried to add plenty of them...and I've got the proof.

HELL YES, THE MIAMI SCHEDULING EMAILS ARE HERE

shouts to @mattbrown.bsky.social and his Extra Points newsletter

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#mubb #cbb

05.03.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5
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Night-Night: Marquette 78, Providence 56 The Golden Eagles got off to a strong start and never had to worry about the Friars all that much the rest of the way!

NEW ON AE:

I swear it made sense to not have a lot of hope about tonight's Marquette game just 4 hours ago.

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#cbb #mubb

05.03.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

already has the rookie three-pointers record, he's on pace to finish with one of the 40ish best three-pointers season in league history

and Steph has 11 of the 40 best

05.03.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HALFTIME: Marquette 37, Providence 23

Points per possession

Marquette - 1.09
Providence - 0.68

05.03.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GET IN THE GAME THREAD, Y’ALL

04.03.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BIG EAST GAME THREAD: Marquette at Providence please, can we just play one normal game against the Friars this season

We've got a GAME THREAD for tonight's Marquette/Providence contest!

All the finest in-game discussion will be happening over there, so y'all have to stop on by. I don't make the rules.

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#cbb #mubb

04.03.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
BartTorvik.com's Game Scores for Marquette men's basketball in the 2025-26 season, up through the home game against DePaul on March 1, 2026

BartTorvik.com's Game Scores for Marquette men's basketball in the 2025-26 season, up through the home game against DePaul on March 1, 2026

I am not a basketball coach, but I'm pretty sure "following up one of your three best performances of league play with your second worst performances of the season" is bad

04.03.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mmmmmmm, a special kind of failure

04.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kiss From A Rose popped up on shuffle the other day, and then I spent a large amount of time thinking about 1) this U2 song and 2) the disappearance of the tie-in soundtrack album

04.03.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Marquette Volleyball Announces Additions of Emi & Tani Juric The Golden Eagles get a March transfusion of talent from Slovenia.

NEW ON AE:

Let's catch up on the two newest Golden Eagles, as announced by Marquette volleyball on Monday.

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04.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah, full time deal for OMax!

04.03.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would imagine that she's going to need a waiver of some sort to play next year after 84 games in three years for GU before this season

04.03.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Marquette Men’s Basketball Big East Preview Primer: at Providence is there any reason to be remotely optimistic about this game?

GAME DAY!

Please enjoy this preview of tonight’s Marquette road game.

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#cbb #mubb

04.03.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Providence evil.

Must be destroyed.

04.03.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ed loves telling you who he is voting for, he just keeps doing it

04.03.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is North Florida’s arena lit to make the court look like it is outdoors in the sunshine?

04.03.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ed Cooley is blessed to blow a 12 point lead at the Garden

04.03.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, that looked an awful lot like Jeremiah Williams was scared to death to shoot it after missing the free throw

04.03.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Williams misses the free throw and Hopkins gets fouled after the rebound.

Big free throws for the Johnnies here, to say the least.

04.03.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would merely not give up an uncontested layup to Joson Sanon, Georgetown

04.03.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the absolute hell, Miami

04.03.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Alert: ESPN+.

Undefeated Miami 72, Toledo 70. 50 seconds to go.

04.03.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Watching MAC basketball

like you do

04.03.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That deserves pronouncing the hard X of XU that's incongruous with the preferred πŸ’€avier. Always sends a certain type of Muskie into a tailspin.

04.03.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s 1998 all over again.

Can I go back to 1998 with my 2026 salary, and non of my 2026 problems?

04.03.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 9
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The intro to Throwback Tuesday for the NBA on NBC with Bob Costas, Doug Collins, and Mike Fratello courtside.

"Think of it as sort of like Crosby, Stills, and Nash... but not Young."

04.03.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 38

Whoever put Xavier in their Seton Hall blue uniforms against *Seton Hall* should be fired

into the sun, preferably

04.03.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Marquette Men’s Basketball Big East Preview Primer: at Providence is there any reason to be remotely optimistic about this game?

well, I guess we should preview tomorrow’s game

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#cbb #mubb

04.03.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he should be fired for this

and I don’t care for Caitlin Clark’s entire deal

04.03.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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College basketball coaching carousel tracker 2026: Kansas State is the first high-major opening of the cycle Get the latest on the college basketball coaching carousel as Matt Norlander tracks new hires and fires

If you want to keep up on the daily with the men's college basketball coaching carousel cycle, fav/bookmark this story. I don't post/alert every time it gets an update, but there's often soft scoops and intel you won't get elsewhere.

Eleven openings for now, but the number will rise quickly.

04.03.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0