I wrote a thing!
04.11.2025 18:34 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@ericsaul.bsky.social
Satirist-in-exile from Takoma Park. Architect. Baseball player. Creator of the Takoma Torch and The Nimbee. Gobbler of the Glizzies. I block douchebags.
The best thing we can do after it's built is call it the Ballroom of Mexico
27.10.2025 03:23 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Dog with chin resting on leg
Patiently begging to see what we've designed for her.
#barkitecture
Trump suck
24.09.2025 01:54 β π 23 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Say what you want about @gavinnewsom.bsky.social, at least he's fucking doing something to protect democracy instead of performative bullshit.
18.08.2025 14:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's so unfair to make a $2M profit and have to pay $700k in taxes. Please help these poor people.
04.08.2025 14:00 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I've learned that every neighborhood that appears nice and safe is just one public works fuck up from turning into Gotham City.
23.07.2025 01:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Residents had concerns about "loss of available parking, lack of need, financial loss due to tree & landscaping removals, loss of environmental beauty & the 'natural feel' of the community, stranger danger, increased crime, littering, &, most of all, the worsening of stormwater flooding & erosion."
22.07.2025 23:14 β π 21 π 2 π¬ 7 π 6NIMBYs will say anything, even if there's zero evidence to support it.
11.07.2025 12:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NIMBY moron statement
Ok, Dan Creedon, show me where the experiment of single-family zoning created affordable housing? You can't buy a single family house in Arlington for under 800k and if so, it's in disrepair.
11.07.2025 01:51 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0When "establishment Democrat" candidates win primaries, DSA claims corruption and then shits on the party.
When DSA candidates win primaries, they expect to be embraced.
And vice versa.
Can't the entire party stop this childish bullshit and just commit to supporting the nominee? Big Tent!!
Trump predicts Obama will start war with Iran back in 2013
#ThanksObama
19.06.2025 17:05 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rep Morgan McGarvey (D-KY) jumps into Eric Saul's arms after hitting a triple.
Coaching the Dems in the Congressional Baseball Game is truly one of the coolest things I get to do.
16.06.2025 10:23 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I should have said "top" list. He'll probably run but I don't think he's up there with the others.
26.05.2025 14:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My "way too early" list of 2028 Democratic Presidential Candidates:
Wes Moore
Pete Buttigieg
Kamala Harris
Gavin Newsom
Gretchen Whitmer
Andy Beshear
And I'd be very happy with any of these being our next President.
It's wild that Takoma Park residents living next to the metro station are complaining about a high density development replacing the surface parking lot there. Their complaint? Not enough parking spaces. I guess these environmentalists need to drive 2 blocks? SMH
21.05.2025 20:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The tough man backed down like a little baby.
09.04.2025 18:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You know, GOP, you all could have impeached him. We gave you two opportunities.
09.04.2025 12:50 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The idiot actually started a trade war. WTAF
03.04.2025 03:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's also a good idea. Give everybody 12,000 mi per year, and then start taxing each mile after that to create a housing fund. I guarantee they'll get creative, like carpool and take public transportation more.
02.04.2025 19:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If NIMBYs get to limit housing, can we also limit the number of cars per household? I mean traffic is the biggest complaint they make when opposing more housing, so why not just directly fix the issue causing the traffic?
02.04.2025 18:56 β π 72 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0Eric and two bees
28.03.2025 02:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bowie (Chesapeake) Baysox new logo with oyster in a mitt
Um...
22.03.2025 02:03 β π 8 π 3 π¬ 0 π 1Grandma should pay more property taxes
Thoughts?
21.03.2025 01:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0NPR article about Trump administration slamming the brakes on government adopting electric vehicles
Wait, I thought he was promoting electric vehicles in front of the White House yesterday?
12.03.2025 12:51 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Tesla sucks
Oh look, the government is helping Elon
11.03.2025 14:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βThis is a human rights violation,β said Greg Thompson, an American tourist clutching a now-pricey βToronto Moose Hockey Clubβ hoodie in a Miami airport gift shop. βWithout this, Iβll be forced to admit Iβm from Ohio. Do you have any idea how humiliating that is?β
06.03.2025 13:29 β π 29 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0#MakeElonPoor
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