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@petrichorus.bsky.social

Gay shortstack witch

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FUCK I'm gay

31.10.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing antifascism will require is the dismissal of pretty much everyone currently working as a general practitioner and the repopulation of the profession on a much broader basis

30.10.2025 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

28.10.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6235    πŸ” 1371    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 12

ah fuck they messed up our orders, i wanted the 50k Bee Juice. I thought my brekfast tasted suspiciously like walking at one specific speed.

25.10.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't know why YouTube thinks I'd watch this when I haven't seen parts 1-9 yet

24.10.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 579    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1
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Grey Prince Zote

23.10.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2295    πŸ” 475    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

oh youre a lesbian? sorry im a fuckboy. what, youre a straight woman? yeah sorry im a lady too. ah, youre bisexual?? well im sorry to say but im german

24.10.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

7 unless I talk then it's a 3, then a 1 if you get to know me.

24.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trans deer girls are really fucking cute.

23.10.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
The image is a six panel black and white comic

Panel 1- A person lays in bed, scrolling on their phone. 

Panel 2- The person in bed thinks, "Get out of bed."

Panel 3 - It zooms out, showing us that the person has not gotten out of bed and is still scrolling on their phone. 

Panel 4- "Get. out of bed. Get out of bed."

Panel 5- The person is still in bed, still scrolling.

Panel 6- In their head they are yelling, "GET OUT OF BED GET OUT OF BED GET OUT OF BED"

The image is a six panel black and white comic Panel 1- A person lays in bed, scrolling on their phone. Panel 2- The person in bed thinks, "Get out of bed." Panel 3 - It zooms out, showing us that the person has not gotten out of bed and is still scrolling on their phone. Panel 4- "Get. out of bed. Get out of bed." Panel 5- The person is still in bed, still scrolling. Panel 6- In their head they are yelling, "GET OUT OF BED GET OUT OF BED GET OUT OF BED"

22.10.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1425    πŸ” 413    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 19
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Finally put my dyke ass in a suit for the first time post transition and I'm told it was a winning move.

24.10.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Who could it be that you mean? πŸ€”

24.10.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A YouTube video about woodcarving titled "How to carve a hare's head - Bosting the Ears part 2

A YouTube video about woodcarving titled "How to carve a hare's head - Bosting the Ears part 2

who up bosting their ears

24.10.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

22.10.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6678    πŸ” 2092    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 50

*opening my freezer and staring into the cold abyss* fuck. my bullies were right. im gay as hell

22.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Makeover

20.10.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5253    πŸ” 1114    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 3
A cosplay of hornet from hollow Knight holding the saw cleaver in its folded form

A cosplay of hornet from hollow Knight holding the saw cleaver in its folded form

The night draws close and a hunter must hunt.

I will stop posting these eventually... That's a lie no I won't.πŸ₯Ί

20.10.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 307    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Did you know that Radahn has a pet cat? I think it would be cute if Miquella was playing with this cat, and one day the cat got lost, Radahn was worried, and Miquella found the cat.

#Miquella #Radahn #ELDENRING

18.10.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
article reading rescuers learn that the exotic bird they found was actually a seagull covered in curry

article reading rescuers learn that the exotic bird they found was actually a seagull covered in curry

my cis woman friends when their weirdly feminine male bestie turned out to be a garden variety woman

16.10.2025 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 358    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

To all artists:

Stay strong. Resist through the AI boom.

Eventually, the AI users market will be so saturated, and their output so shitty, human artists will be more valuable than ever.

We will always be relevant. They try to demolish us, because they know we’ll win eventually.

15.10.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 232    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Who is Osh-Tisch?
Osh-Tisch was a ApsΓ‘alooke BadΓ©, a role within the Crow Nation that defied traditional gender norms, embodying both masculine and feminine qualities. Before colonization, BadΓ© were deeply respected for their unique spiritual gifts, artistry, and contributions to community life.
As a BadΓ©, Osh-Tisch carried responsibilities tied to culture, ceremony, and social balance. Their life shows how many of our nations embraced gender diversity long before Western colonial powers imposed rigid binaries.

Who is Osh-Tisch? Osh-Tisch was a ApsΓ‘alooke BadΓ©, a role within the Crow Nation that defied traditional gender norms, embodying both masculine and feminine qualities. Before colonization, BadΓ© were deeply respected for their unique spiritual gifts, artistry, and contributions to community life. As a BadΓ©, Osh-Tisch carried responsibilities tied to culture, ceremony, and social balance. Their life shows how many of our nations embraced gender diversity long before Western colonial powers imposed rigid binaries.

FINDS THEM AND KILLS THEM

"Finds Them and Kills Them (Osh-Tisch) looked like a man, but wore women's clothing and had the heart of a woman.... she was brave and good."
― Pretty Shield

Her strength as a warrior is what earned her the name Osh-Tisch, which translates to β€œfinds them and kills them."

14.10.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1116    πŸ” 255    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 9
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A street witch in URAGONER

13.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2326    πŸ” 462    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

I love it so much sweetie thank you!!😭

12.10.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
06.10.2025 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 735    πŸ” 272    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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#34
Comic Oh My Gag
Drawing:
@srasomeone.bsky.social
Script:
@rlinky.bsky.social
#latex #kinky #cute

06.10.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 869    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
A dapper looking Godzilla and a woman with a camera.

A dapper looking Godzilla and a woman with a camera.

Godzilla Legend, Shinji Nishikawa.

04.10.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if it's not a special event then how come dave is in a tuxedo checkmate

03.10.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Paleo Sunday: Leedsichthys

28.09.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 509    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel no fear, stood atop my unassailable position 2 ish inches above you.

29.09.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

silence, trans women who talk like that because of homestuck. a trans woman who talks like that because of xavier: renegade angel is speaking.

27.09.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 645    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 11

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