rori io noviski

did they just beam clash across the whole planet??

ultraman fights have gotten truly insane lmao

Ankylosaur looking up from chewing on fibrous plants to see a bright comet streaking across the daytime sky: “This is the dumbest timeline.”

reminder to self: rest IS productive

i have like resting confused face

from the bottom of my heart, I thought Anita Bryant was already dead

pics from our wedding 🖤🖤🖤

thank you LAFD, today illustrates why a great man once said “nobody ever made a song called ‘fuck the fire department’”

I don’t even have a joke for this, this is just how it is for me. I get really in my head about talking to anyone and this is sooooo detrimental to me

America Did Not Deserve Jimmy Carter Death always presents an opportunity, however short, for reflection, and looking back at the life of Jimmy Carter one thing is abundantly…

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Congratulations to Jimmy Carter. This is an excellent time to die. I’m honestly jealous.

True statement that often makes me feel terribly sad ashamed of the world we live in. 😪🙏

True statement that often makes me feel terribly sad ashamed of the world we live in. 😪🙏

"A friend’s kid took her first job out of Stanford at Tesla back in the day. She was sitting at her terminal & Musk looked at her screen, didn’t say a word. He went to her friend’s terminal & started scolding her for a “mistake” she made. Her friend knew there was no mistake. What she didn’t know was that Musk was merely performing & she was supposed to sit there, say nothing & apologize. Instead, she showed him why there was no error. She was fired on the spot. My friend’s kid quit that month."

Kapitalismus ist eine Ego-Show

looking smol but devious

@rbreich.bsky.social

sorry you’re the last to find out but I’m engaged now

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

I did. It was almost a year ago. I felt relief. I felt free. I pray it happens for all my sisters who have faced abuse

Most recent photo of Uranus from NASA, taken by JWST

cthulhu = mermaid confirmed

Happy Tuesday, BlueSky.

are the deep ones technically aliens? asking for a friend

Good morning gamers, we woke up thicc again ❤️🙏🏽