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IffyWizardry

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ComicBookBrando - Garbage Culture Expert. Purchasing Manager at Austin Books & Comics, Outlaw Moon Games & Toys, and The Sidekick. Not as good at video games as I’d like.

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I’ve brought a horrible thing to our Vagrant Story stream. Come see us yarf beans and play videogames at twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

25.02.2026 02:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cover of Hitman # 5, featuring the debut of Nightfist with the tagline ‘He will hit you with his fist!’

Cover of Hitman # 5, featuring the debut of Nightfist with the tagline ‘He will hit you with his fist!’

I love honesty in comics. Getting ready for this weekend’s @austinbooks.bsky.social warehouse sale. Get this and many thousands of other comics CHEAP.

13.02.2026 20:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A poster with text made up of naked silhouettes stating ‘Orgy Starts in (blank) Minutes’

A poster with text made up of naked silhouettes stating ‘Orgy Starts in (blank) Minutes’

Cover of Worst from Mad 1984 Super Special

Cover of Worst from Mad 1984 Super Special

No MAD fan ever, with honest intent, hung up this poster. But I appreciate the design.

11.02.2026 19:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The odds were in your favor. I miss beer commercials.

09.02.2026 16:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My new annual game is guessing the Jesus Super Bowl commercial. Got this one about halfway through.

09.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The aye eye dot com commercial about made me ralph up about a pound of chips and french onion dip. No, the Tyson eating an apple ad didn’t work on me.

09.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I liked that Jurassic Park commercial, but cgi Sam Neill was a bit much.

09.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That clydesdale plus eagle Budweiser commercial was so dumb it circled around and became awesome.

09.02.2026 02:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know I love a commercial for the general existence of Pokemon.

09.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bad Bunny was awesome, of course. As a wrestling fan, I already knew he would be. Stellar show. I wonder how the loser fest went?

09.02.2026 01:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

William Shatner de-rezzed as a bunch of Raisin Bran boxes. Life is weird.

09.02.2026 01:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man, fuck all these AI ads.

09.02.2026 01:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dunkin’ spends so much money, but it’s worth it to see celebrities from my childhood?

09.02.2026 01:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You don’t have to make a multimillion dollar commercial to get me to look in the bowl when I’m done.

09.02.2026 00:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s funny to think Pepsi only just now realized Coca-Cola doesn’t own polar bears.

09.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can try to fool me with leathery Sam Elliott voiceover, but I know a Tauntaun when I see it.

09.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That Kurt Russell ski instructor movie is the feel-good sports story I really needed.

08.02.2026 23:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I walked away because I haven’t cared about Green Day since Dookie, but apparently they have a really great new song.

08.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Me in a felt black fedora. M’lady.

Me in a felt black fedora. M’lady.

Batman logo inside the hat band

Batman logo inside the hat band

My dreams of cosplaying Tracey Walter as Bob the Goon in Batman (1989) are one step closer with this official felt fedora.

30.01.2026 20:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Find out what evil we are working here as we continue playing the very strange and challenging Vagrant Story at Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

21.01.2026 02:45 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I will continue voicing this cult leader/ Nair abuser as we play Vagrant Story at Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins - join us live!

14.01.2026 03:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is an adult man in here saying ‘I have that one!’ repeatedly as he flips through longboxes. Out loud.

09.01.2026 22:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hank Azaria and Amanda Peet as their characters in Brockmire

Hank Azaria and Amanda Peet as their characters in Brockmire

I finished all of #Brockmire in just a few days, and really want to talk about it. So much that I’m posting.

09.01.2026 17:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Mother’s Milk chokehold is just a Wednesday night good time for Toni Storm!

07.01.2026 16:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Now we’re playing Vagrant Story at Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins - the best X-Files Final Fantasy comic book video game ever! Come check out one of my year 2000 faves.

07.01.2026 02:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No sir, I don’t believe I am interested in the two giveaway comics you had smooshed in a backpack with leaking mashed potato and gravy containers and unboxed fried chicken.

06.01.2026 20:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The end of Final Fantasy Tactics! The finale, if you will. Live at twitch.tv/pixelgoblins right now!

31.12.2025 02:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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PixelGoblins - Twitch Ivalice! The very name evokes the holidays! The holidays of tactics that is! It's time for Final Fantasy Tactics!

Going live with more tactical combat in the final fantasy! Check it out at Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins for a tight crew of three goblins and 78 characters!

24.12.2025 02:45 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Me with a low-grade copy of X-Men #1 (1963)

Me with a low-grade copy of X-Men #1 (1963)

To me, my X-Men!

20.12.2025 23:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
1984 print ad for a phone shaped like a naked lady sitting in leaves. I kid you not.

1984 print ad for a phone shaped like a naked lady sitting in leaves. I kid you not.

‘Hey Bob, you’ll never guess where I’m calling you from! No, not a football phone!’

18.12.2025 19:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0