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I’ve brought a horrible thing to our Vagrant Story stream. Come see us yarf beans and play videogames at twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

Cover of Hitman # 5, featuring the debut of Nightfist with the tagline ‘He will hit you with his fist!’

I love honesty in comics. Getting ready for this weekend’s @austinbooks.bsky.social warehouse sale. Get this and many thousands of other comics CHEAP.

A poster with text made up of naked silhouettes stating ‘Orgy Starts in (blank) Minutes’

Cover of Worst from Mad 1984 Super Special

No MAD fan ever, with honest intent, hung up this poster. But I appreciate the design.

The odds were in your favor. I miss beer commercials.

My new annual game is guessing the Jesus Super Bowl commercial. Got this one about halfway through.

The aye eye dot com commercial about made me ralph up about a pound of chips and french onion dip. No, the Tyson eating an apple ad didn’t work on me.

I think I liked that Jurassic Park commercial, but cgi Sam Neill was a bit much.

That clydesdale plus eagle Budweiser commercial was so dumb it circled around and became awesome.

You know I love a commercial for the general existence of Pokemon.

Bad Bunny was awesome, of course. As a wrestling fan, I already knew he would be. Stellar show. I wonder how the loser fest went?

William Shatner de-rezzed as a bunch of Raisin Bran boxes. Life is weird.

Man, fuck all these AI ads.

Dunkin’ spends so much money, but it’s worth it to see celebrities from my childhood?

You don’t have to make a multimillion dollar commercial to get me to look in the bowl when I’m done.

It’s funny to think Pepsi only just now realized Coca-Cola doesn’t own polar bears.

You can try to fool me with leathery Sam Elliott voiceover, but I know a Tauntaun when I see it.

That Kurt Russell ski instructor movie is the feel-good sports story I really needed.

I walked away because I haven’t cared about Green Day since Dookie, but apparently they have a really great new song.

Me in a felt black fedora. M’lady.

Batman logo inside the hat band

My dreams of cosplaying Tracey Walter as Bob the Goon in Batman (1989) are one step closer with this official felt fedora.

Find out what evil we are working here as we continue playing the very strange and challenging Vagrant Story at Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

I will continue voicing this cult leader/ Nair abuser as we play Vagrant Story at Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins - join us live!

There is an adult man in here saying ‘I have that one!’ repeatedly as he flips through longboxes. Out loud.

Hank Azaria and Amanda Peet as their characters in Brockmire

I finished all of #Brockmire in just a few days, and really want to talk about it. So much that I’m posting.

The Mother’s Milk chokehold is just a Wednesday night good time for Toni Storm!

Now we’re playing Vagrant Story at Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins - the best X-Files Final Fantasy comic book video game ever! Come check out one of my year 2000 faves.

No sir, I don’t believe I am interested in the two giveaway comics you had smooshed in a backpack with leaking mashed potato and gravy containers and unboxed fried chicken.

The end of Final Fantasy Tactics! The finale, if you will. Live at twitch.tv/pixelgoblins right now!

PixelGoblins - Twitch Ivalice! The very name evokes the holidays! The holidays of tactics that is! It's time for Final Fantasy Tactics!

Going live with more tactical combat in the final fantasy! Check it out at Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins for a tight crew of three goblins and 78 characters!

Me with a low-grade copy of X-Men #1 (1963)

To me, my X-Men!

1984 print ad for a phone shaped like a naked lady sitting in leaves. I kid you not.

‘Hey Bob, you’ll never guess where I’m calling you from! No, not a football phone!’