Saoirse ☀️

I met my best friend on Twitter and now every two years when I can afford it I fly to the worst country in the world (Canada) and drink terrible coffee with her

winter

I think it's time to have purple hair again

Ahh!!! Yes we are. I just slept for 15 hours

I can't parse this

All up and down the coast

My hometown? *mixing up my birth and my death again* Oh, I'm from all over.

delightful animalcule

a dying man on the subway in new york asked me if I was swedish then told mamdani was a dangerous communist and that I shouldn't move to to new york because it was too expensive. I told him Dublin was just as expensive because Canadian investment funds bought all the houses. That made him go "hmmmm"

Everybody keeps speaking Danish to me. JEG KAN IKKE SNAKKER DANSK

in Copenhagen Airport resolving to live a saintly life

these bastards know the shape of my heart

this happens every year

once again gagebeasley_shop is advertising me a plushy I want badly and am trying very hard not to buy

Sir Chloe is so beautiful dude I'd follow her/them into battle for a wretched cause

Saved €50 on my flight just so I could be exhausted in Denmark what was I THINKING

I'm sooo tired man

Clout chasing is a lot like casual sex in that it's not that hard and lots of people are willing to help me do it but I just don't enjoy it enough to bother when I could be hanging out with my friends

selection of coins with animals on them, fish, birds, deer, bull, greyhound, horse, hare

ok it's time to get to the crux of this campaign

@catherinegalway.bsky.social will you commit to using the office of president to push to put the animals back on the coins?

God's work

People out here sucking Satan's cock and justifying it by saying their mouth is a decentralized network

:)

At this point it's just me, him and four guys at Changsha university going fucking mental over hysteresis graphs but also this technology will change the world

There's a guy on Twitter who's psychotically fixated on the the Chinese researchers working on LK99 type materials. Like he needs help it's all he posts about but also I totally get why he's like that and he translates all their zhihu posts so I keep liking his tweets

Is í Canada cad ab fhéidir Éire a bheith dá mbeadh bua ag na Sasanaigh. Agus bhí siad i ngar!!

The more you travel the more you realise that people and places everywhere are fundamentally the same. Except Canada which is a kind of pleasant hell full of nice demons

soo true. a stuffless people. amazingly

Bad Place. Many beautiful women though. Alas.

I was in New York for three weeks and I didn't want to leave. I've been in Toronto for two days and I want to fucking kill myself