Saoirse

THERMIDOR BRUT by frog industrial concern Celebrate the dog days of summer with a little chapbook about an invincible martial artist, why not.

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Fan fiction of a character by Frog Kosaric

Mountain Killing Hand fanfiction

I finished my thesis (got a first) but I'm still extremely emotionally unstable so I will not be rejoining this site until it doesn't make me want to hurt people

I need to take a social media break to write my thesis. Please yell at me if you see me on here in the next three weeks.

Thank you yes I should start doing real skincare

I need him

Imperfections in your skin bothering you? Try 17 tiny wounds. You will not regret making 17 tiny wounds.

Everyone hates my friend Yvonne Babylon. She doesn't eat gluten eggs or dairy but she does eat meat. She's a sex worker. I keep bringing her to parties as my plus one. She's Christian. She smells like vinegar. I think she's transmasc. I love her

This was supposed to be funny but I don't think I like this kind of joke

Being an environmental chemist sort of messes with your relationship to pollutants. You cannot make me care about microplastics. Candles should be banned. I'd love to go to Chernobyl sometime. The inventor of the leafblower should be shot.

So many good smells can come out of the human body. Which makes the bad ones all the more enraging

They should invent a third gender so bisexuals like me can actually get some platonic cuddling!!

A mile of cooked spaghetti is about 5kg (11lbs)

Most uncomplicated joy I've felt in YEARS

I miss him 😭

I think about Slow Tigers Are Chasing Me every day

I think this is not most people's experience of it. But I did not like being on that shit.

SSRI withdrawal rules dude I feel incredible

I used to think being 6'3 meant I would never pass but now I do. Almost never clocked, people just treat me like I was born to rule. So don't let that stop you

boy

woke up as a skeleton and so obviously first thing i do is try playing my ribcage xylophonewise right? bad idea, i hit one rib and instantly pass out from the pain. don't even know what sound it made. life as a skeleton sucks. i gotta pee and i don't understand what to do about it

My buddy Grayson the Hunter hooked up a bug zapper to a small generator and left it in the Amazon rainforest. I keep telling him that doesn't count as hunting. It doesn't feel in the spirit of hunting.

I finally found wally and he was tuggin on his shit but when I showed somebody it had changed back to normal and now whenever i find him he has an evil grin :(

good news

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

Me: There's no way to make cooked mushroom work with raw lemon. The flavours cancel eachother out completely. Like antimatter.

The humble 200g of butter: 🧈

The opposite of mushroom is lemon

You can read or listen to an audiobook recording of Neuromancer (1984) by William Gibson at any time. You don't have to wait.