Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom

Dislike.

One was a dentist and one was a government civil engineer.

I mean, that time he fooled around with a younger woman at a bar apparently leading to his eventual divorce was "almost not his fault." So I can't imagine why he had trouble dating after that. [Every paragraph is more insane than the next]

Not typing this whole thing, but it's the opening paragraph in whidh he says he's pro say, that the defendants caused 3.2 billion in damages, and he has filed 3 other cases, two of them have been dismissed for "legal technicalities."

The most true thing about this paragraph is "The amount of crimes and government interference that were unsupported and strings pulled by the FBI is almost unbelievable." Not almost, buddy.

Dude is a big UNC and Dean Smith fan. Not a "large quantity of girls to choose from on match.com" and it was strange that he when he changed his location to NYC that he still met someone from UNC. They only met once. Wonder why? Can't be a coincidence, must be orchestrated by FBI.

I really can't imagine why he's not really having luck on the dating websites after his divorce. He gets "very little likes sent to me, and they are from women who look like they do not like men in a sexual way," and now he's blocked from those sites while also "being tormented psychologically."

Holy shit y'all. Client got served with unhinged pro se suit. 100 pages single spaced in manila envelope w/ scrawled address. Primary target is FBI. My client "colluded" with FBI to ... I don't know ... destroy his life & cause 3.2 billion damages & ruin his dream of being a college bball ref?

The candidates will do that themselves.

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Flamin' Hot Commercial - SNL

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOJT...

Firm is buying, so it's a lobster roll for me.

Ah. So Wartburg is the Duke of the American Rivers Conference.

Now you need to take pics of stuffy going on an adventure around campus/town and getting in an uber to come home to send to let the sad child know all is well.

Seems like some lore needs to be shared.

Never heard of Wartburg hate before.

As two graduates of other SWC conference schools, we raised our kid right. She didn't even want to apply to TCU, Texas, or A&M. (Or Baylor or Houston, for that matter.)

Available at Hawaiian Bros. My 14 year old in Dallas Texas loves them.

SO EXCITED THAT KID #2 GOT IN TO THE TAG HIGH SCHOOL!!! It's Ranked #1 in Texas and #9 National according to US News & WR, if you care about those sorts of things. More importantly, it is a perfect fit for my smart, quirky, reader, thinker & activist. She is very excited!!

Someone, I won't say who, sent their elementary aged child to school with a jello shot leftover from a party. Said party had kid-friendly "jello shots" -- ie. jello -- and adult jello shots for the moms and dads. There was a mix up.

Previous District 32 In 2024, this district voted 36.7% for Trump and 60.3% for Harris, and Harris won by 23.6 percentage points. This district is represented by U.S. Rep. Julie Johnson D. Among eligible voters, this district has: No race or ethnicity more than 50% New District 5 Under the new map, your district would have voted 60.1% for Trump and 38.6% for Harris, and Trump would have won by 21.5 percentage points. Among eligible voters, this district has: A white majority

I just realized when I printed out my sample ballot to go vote that my precinct is one of the diverse east Dallas areas that got redistricted from an LGBT Democratic woman to east texas white republican. I am pissed all over again.

What's dumb is that the problem isn't that calves are showing, it's that their knees are not covered by the shorty short bike shorts they're all wearing now.

My 18 year old daughter stepped on a thumbtack on the floor of her room. Do we need a tetanus booster?

What the ... and I can't emphasize this enough ... fuck?!! Our species is doomed.

It me. Though it may have been 2016.

Took my kids to the TDF, a Backroads bike tour of Normandy and Brittany, and Paris in 2019. The thing they seem to remember most (despite the beautiful digital scrapbook I made) is trudging from one end of the Champs Elysees to the other in the slightly uphill direction.

Haters gonna hate. Our doofy-ass human Peruna mascot, who is throwing up his Pony Ears, is named after a way to get around prohibition, and our live mascot is the only one to have killed another mascot. Sorry about your ram, Fordham!

I mean, his name is literally Boomer.

I'm all in. Thanks!

This is happening while all her friends are getting excited over their acceptances and making their announcements. She can't get excited about anything yet because of this process. Unfortunately, her top choice (mom's alma mater) is not doing auditions this year at all.

It a stressful process. 1) Apply to schools that might have available spot (Early Action if possible). 2) Get admitted. 3) Submit videos, resume, other materials (sometimes this step is before #2) 4) Maybe get invited to live audition. Most schools have 1, maybe 2, spots available a year.

Daughter had her first college twirling audition. She was happy with the experience but didn't get the spot, which is ok. I actually feel bad for the girl who they offered because they gave her 48 hours to accept. Unlike other sports, you don't get to have all your offers first and choose.

These ski mountaineering athletes look pretty miserable.

Why does any other country even bother?

I'm sorry, the Norwegian WAX TECHS, ski 44 miles a day to test the skis??!! More than the actual athletes??!!