If Arsenal do win the Premier League this season, they'll need to have the parade in the Cardiac Care unit because that's where everyone will be.
01.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 688 🔁 110 💬 47 📌 12@jeffabbott.bsky.social
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If Arsenal do win the Premier League this season, they'll need to have the parade in the Cardiac Care unit because that's where everyone will be.
01.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 688 🔁 110 💬 47 📌 12card, impaled on umbrella, reads MRS PEEL WE'RE NEEDED from the classic British spy show THE AVENGERS
28.02.2026 19:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in the style of the opening credits of Twin Peaks the show title now reads THE BOB AND MIKE COMEDY HOUR
28.02.2026 03:56 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0that he calls it DoW is so bending the knee
28.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0excited for the McLiver value meal
27.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0excited for the new book!
27.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this is demeaning and dehumanizing. glad i don't eat at burger king anyway
27.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0book cover of Alex Segura's ENEMY OF MY ENEMY: a Daredevil Marvel Crime novel along with a list of book tour dates and appearences
my friend @alexsegura.com has a Daredevil novel coming out
27.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Deanna
27.02.2026 19:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
almost as if people have lost respect for what was once a storied news organization
takes years to build, moments to tear down
another Jerry fashion pronouncement that has me spending money
27.02.2026 13:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my mother, 92: vaccines don't work b/c once you talked me into a flu shot and the next day i got the flu
(fortunately she did vaccinate me for everything as a kid, this belief is a recent development)
here sir, you stand next to Count Binface
27.02.2026 13:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0my favorite thing in UK elections is making all the candidates stand on the same stage to get the results. if we had that here some people would melt into a froth of destroyed ego
27.02.2026 13:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i was once told after a tense conference call that 'the southern just fell out of your mouth'
27.02.2026 03:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that's not a reason to vote for an unqualified candidate
27.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you're not a hockey person, what happened here is that one of the MAGA-est dudes in the NHL just got used and embarrassed by Trump because no amount of kissing Trump's ass is enough to make him respect you or hesitate to humiliate you for his own entertainment.
26.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 1322 🔁 340 💬 75 📌 93we all know you cannot tell a lie
26.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if i'd been at mardi gras i could have snatched some wigs
26.02.2026 21:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0cover of the 50th anniversary edition of the 1966 novel VALLEY OF THE DOLLS by Jacqueline Susann, with the title in gold, the background in black, and a scattering of pink dots representing pills across the cover
am reading VALLEY OF THE DOLLS and now reluctant to take even a Flintstone multivitamin
26.02.2026 13:26 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I am not exaggerating when I say I think this might be the greatest timeline cleanse I have ever seen.
26.02.2026 00:48 — 👍 250 🔁 105 💬 1 📌 3What a lovely tribute and I'm so sorry for your loss.
26.02.2026 00:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0his screen presence in THE BIG TRAIL is off the charts and it's wild that that film flopped and he had to wait years for STAGECOACH to make him a star
25.02.2026 13:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am so sorry
25.02.2026 02:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0graphic design is truly your passion
24.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
(me, in hollywood meeting)
It's AGENTS OF SHIELD meets MUPPET BABIES
[producers nod, seeing $$$]
THE TODDLERS OF TIARA
(Toddler Intelligence And Reconnaissance Agency]
[deletes book proposal for TODDLER AGENTS]
24.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0they think it's Lt. Commander Data
24.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0