Jeff Abbott

If Arsenal do win the Premier League this season, they'll need to have the parade in the Cardiac Care unit because that's where everyone will be.

card, impaled on umbrella, reads MRS PEEL WE'RE NEEDED from the classic British spy show THE AVENGERS

in the style of the opening credits of Twin Peaks the show title now reads THE BOB AND MIKE COMEDY HOUR

that he calls it DoW is so bending the knee

excited for the McLiver value meal

excited for the new book!

this is demeaning and dehumanizing. glad i don't eat at burger king anyway

book cover of Alex Segura's ENEMY OF MY ENEMY: a Daredevil Marvel Crime novel along with a list of book tour dates and appearences

my friend @alexsegura.com has a Daredevil novel coming out

Deanna

almost as if people have lost respect for what was once a storied news organization

takes years to build, moments to tear down

another Jerry fashion pronouncement that has me spending money

my mother, 92: vaccines don't work b/c once you talked me into a flu shot and the next day i got the flu

(fortunately she did vaccinate me for everything as a kid, this belief is a recent development)

here sir, you stand next to Count Binface

my favorite thing in UK elections is making all the candidates stand on the same stage to get the results. if we had that here some people would melt into a froth of destroyed ego

i was once told after a tense conference call that 'the southern just fell out of your mouth'

that's not a reason to vote for an unqualified candidate

Brady Tkachuk miffed over White House AI-doctored video Brady Tkachuk said he didn't appreciate the AI-doctored video released by the White House that made it appear he was disparaging Canadians.

If you're not a hockey person, what happened here is that one of the MAGA-est dudes in the NHL just got used and embarrassed by Trump because no amount of kissing Trump's ass is enough to make him respect you or hesitate to humiliate you for his own entertainment.

we all know you cannot tell a lie

if i'd been at mardi gras i could have snatched some wigs

cover of the 50th anniversary edition of the 1966 novel VALLEY OF THE DOLLS by Jacqueline Susann, with the title in gold, the background in black, and a scattering of pink dots representing pills across the cover

am reading VALLEY OF THE DOLLS and now reluctant to take even a Flintstone multivitamin

I am not exaggerating when I say I think this might be the greatest timeline cleanse I have ever seen.

What a lovely tribute and I'm so sorry for your loss.

his screen presence in THE BIG TRAIL is off the charts and it's wild that that film flopped and he had to wait years for STAGECOACH to make him a star

I am so sorry

graphic design is truly your passion

(me, in hollywood meeting)
It's AGENTS OF SHIELD meets MUPPET BABIES
[producers nod, seeing $$$]

THE TODDLERS OF TIARA

(Toddler Intelligence And Reconnaissance Agency]

[deletes book proposal for TODDLER AGENTS]

they think it's Lt. Commander Data