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Jeff Abbott

@jeffabbott.bsky.social

NYT bestselling author. Out 7/7/26: JANUARY AND JULY, a thriller. Summer Reading Picks by GOOD MORNING AMERICA, THE TODAY SHOW, O MAGAZINE, & USA TODAY. #1 Audible best-seller. Husband, father, Rice Owl, Arsenal, New Orleans Saints. Episcopalian.

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"i approved new digital ads even though we don't have the budget for them" is not the fundraising flex you think it is

07.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Working on adapting DUNE into a ballet AND an opera

07.03.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i have a weekly recurring order for those

07.03.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thing that really gets my goat is the way people are eager to fund this bullshit but you need eleven layers of analysis and a ton of collateral if you want to open a small grocery store in a food desert.

07.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3337    πŸ” 775    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 10
a Getty Images photo from Alex Pantling shows Arsenal fans at Mansfield Town FA Cup game, with a woman in a leopard print blouse and redlined coat leadings the fans in cheers, both fists clenched

a Getty Images photo from Alex Pantling shows Arsenal fans at Mansfield Town FA Cup game, with a woman in a leopard print blouse and redlined coat leadings the fans in cheers, both fists clenched

oh wait here we are

07.03.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Getty wouldn't duplicate the whole picture but it still showed her (they showed her at least twice on TV and she was hyped up)

07.03.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i have only been following Arsenal the past two seasons but i enjoyed it, it was competitive and that's all right (watch someone yell at me)

07.03.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Arsenal progress to the quarter-final of the FA Cup and remain in contention for every single competition possible this season.

The quadruple is still on.

07.03.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

plucky showing from Mansfield Town #Arsenal job done

07.03.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
huge tifo reading YOU'VE ONLY COME TO SEE THE ARSENAL from recent Arsenal match at Emirates Stadium

huge tifo reading YOU'VE ONLY COME TO SEE THE ARSENAL from recent Arsenal match at Emirates Stadium

07.03.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The dancing Arsenal fan in the leopard print is our queen today

07.03.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Complicated? He’s either contemptuous or indifferent

07.03.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With Max Dowman and Marli Salmon starting for Arsenal today, the club become the first Premier League side to start two 16-year olds in any competition in the PL era.

07.03.2026 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

i didn't expect to be awake for the #Arsenal game against Mansfield Town but here we are, up and coffee brewing #COYG

it is also distracting me that Mansfield Town has a player with last name Abbott

07.03.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're at a point where there are no cheap options to retreat to and no price points that guarantee quality. Every run-down studio is $1400, every fast food meal is $17, every luxury condo has peel-n-stick tiles, every $300 pair of boots falls apart. Endless expensive mediocrity.

06.03.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1719    πŸ” 519    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 24
A post on X from the betting platform Polymarket that says β€œBREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.”

A post on X from the betting platform Polymarket that says β€œBREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.”

Literally as I’m arguing with someone about whether AI companies are misleading people into believing their technology possesses God-like super-intelligence I see this monstrosity

06.03.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5261    πŸ” 830    πŸ’¬ 313    πŸ“Œ 618

which college students WHICH COLLEGE STUDENTS

06.03.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll make a note of that in my Newton MessagePad

06.03.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was β€œyour piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

06.03.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4421    πŸ” 832    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 55

he's already bored with this

06.03.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they need to be careful with all that tech, they don't want to attract the Borg

06.03.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah it's a variant on the doomsday clock

05.03.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i watched THE WAY WE WERE and I have very mixed feelings about The way, the we, and the were

05.03.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she said "often attributed" good Lord it either is a quote from him or it's not, their stupidity is just numbing

05.03.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

05.03.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 13257    πŸ” 2563    πŸ’¬ 517    πŸ“Œ 343

[Exit Murderer.]

05.03.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5454    πŸ” 1272    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 46

I once had a phone meeting with Steven Seagal when he was looking for a coauthor for a thriller novel. I declined.

05.03.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one farmed cotton; the other farmed produce and also owned a store and owned rental houses. i am not rugged.

05.03.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't live in Dallas but thanks for your concern

05.03.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0