Drew Hanson

In 1981 an insane man attempted the life of President Reagan to impress Jodi Foster.

With Trump’s pardons and the message sent to thugs for Trump now someone could attempt the life of Jodi Foster to try to attempt to impress Trump and be pardoned.

The darkest of times

Cities are now vying for who is the home of the “Derrick Zoolander School for Kids Who Can’t Read Good”

Aka the Trump Presidential Library

Man this is good weed. It was 1:26am like an hour ago. Now it’s 1:26am

In all the ways the Republican establishment wants us to go backwards to the 50s the only way they won’t is what the rich paid in taxes then

Marjorie Taylor Green is trying to pull a 1986 Rowdy Roddy Piper…

Marjorie Taylor Green is about to betray Sting again in a tag team match

I’ve settled 7 wars on Christmas

The comedic part of this facist regime is that they are so dumb they are taking over dying media with state run propaganda. This is like taking over the VHS player so it only plays 50s sitcoms

If a girl sends you a picture of a pizza. No matter how gross it looks don’t say so.

Yes, this got me broken up with.

I feel a shift. Disney stood up for themselves and said “fuck you Kimmel is back”

And that press conference reminded (how could anyone forget) of this dumbass during Covid

Breaking: The clown that says inject bleach to fight Covid now says Tylenol causes Autism.

This stupid stupid country

Buying stock in Tylenol… they have a hell of a lawsuit coming

There are more pictures of Trump and Epstein together than there are Transgender athletes

Does CM Punk drink now? #wreslepalooza

I love that the Ohio Lottery slogan is “you don’t win if you don’t play”

It’s also the same slogan as the 1 in 4 with genital warts

Mike Johnson: Trump was an FBI informant against Epstein.

Yea… like that wouldn’t have been a collectable Crypto card next to the Astronaut and Cowboy if true

The intentions, playbook, and figurehead of the Heritage Foundation and the Trump administration is horrific

The only solice is these people are really really really really really dumb

Spoiler alert. Terrible pop and country songs and a stage 5 douchebag yelling “O-H” every other song on the mic

So the footage on a date with a Deputy AG implies when the list is released it will be all Republicans removed and all Democrats on the list stay.

I beg to differ. Republicans won’t be on it because they are all gay and the victims are all women

I really hate to spoil the season finale but… he’s a Pedo

When you limit your driving due to the mass ignorance of your surroundings isn’t good for your mental health. The new form is they are idiots who can’t functionally walk either

The whole decade of the 80s died in one week

Germany has upgraded its Travel Advisory for the US to “DO NOT
TRAVEL to the United States” she cancelled her trip. We may never see each other again so we have ended things.

If you voted for this psychopath. I cannot be more clear in saying fuck you. I do not wish to know you.

To even name something “Project 2025” is sooo naming something “The Final solution”

You weird fucking creepy Jesus freak virgins

LA Knight is so Matt Sexton ewww vibes

Real thing I believed as a kid looking at pictures of my grandparents

Literal life was black and white then. The Wizard of Oz was when all of life had color

Real childhood belief

Thank you Dexter: Original Sin for showing me that all of life in the 70s had a sepia green filter in flashbacks

No one is coming to save us

Robert F Kennedy is weird as shit. But he doesn’t control Spasmodic Dysphonia.

I don’t back him. But excuse me while this is real fucking personal to me on that attack

I find it odd that Draft Kings will not let me bet on a defamation lawsuit for the halftime show.

This is America.

In the comics Batman always had a stash of Kryptonite in the event the world had to protect itself from a compromised or rogue Superman.

Um… anyone got some Kryptonite to 5150 the President of the United States?