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@themaybepile.bsky.social

Lapsed anthropologist, poorly dressed film maker & Northumbrian separatist.

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loved this book, excellent stuff

04.03.2026 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely, like you, I don't think nufc has ever been anything more than a small to medium sized concern for PIF, but the richer they are the more likely they are to splash their ill gotten gains across all their investments

03.03.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It might or it might not. PIF won't stuff the proceeds of an oil boom under a mattress though, they'll invest it. Like they did when they bought nufc in 2021 and oil prices were 40% higher than what they were at the turn of this year...

03.03.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I expect they are pretty pleased about the oil price though...from a 5 year low to a near 20% increase in one weekend. PIF is substantially wealthier today than it was on Friday...

03.03.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good piece, clear eyed and without histrionics

01.03.2026 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TF Match Report - United 2-3 Everton Ed reports on a leaderless, winless, vomit-inducing Newcastle United. Shite.

Ed Cole manages to write an excellent match report from TF without repeatedly writing β€˜fucking shite’ - #NUFC

tf1892.substack.com/p/tf-match-r...

28.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Problems in absolutely every area of the pitch. Goalie & defenders making basic errors. Midfield not protecting the back, not creating going forward, attacking press is a mess and forwards miss chance after chance. Big to do list. Yikes. #nufc

28.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Or Woltemade Joelinton rotating LW left sided 8 maybe?

28.02.2026 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from the linked op-ed. It reads:

"The administration’s policy on the other hand, is the continuation of the GOP by other means. There are claims, and there are outcomes, connected only by wishes or threats. Whether the enemy is Cuba, Minneapolis or a transgender person, the war is the purpose of the war. Its prizes are nihilism and hatred at best. No greater project awaits an armistice. There are only enemies, victories and different enemies. There is no strategy, because realizing the ostensible macro purpose of each war, besides having it, requires committing to an absurd and criminal totality, because their own rhetorical stakes have demonstrated that nothing less than an American Iran, an American Cuba, a transgender-free nation or a Minnesota with only the correct voters will be acceptable. Carried to their conclusions, you can do one of two things: exterminate the enemy or the treasury and destroy yourself as a nation."

A screenshot from the linked op-ed. It reads: "The administration’s policy on the other hand, is the continuation of the GOP by other means. There are claims, and there are outcomes, connected only by wishes or threats. Whether the enemy is Cuba, Minneapolis or a transgender person, the war is the purpose of the war. Its prizes are nihilism and hatred at best. No greater project awaits an armistice. There are only enemies, victories and different enemies. There is no strategy, because realizing the ostensible macro purpose of each war, besides having it, requires committing to an absurd and criminal totality, because their own rhetorical stakes have demonstrated that nothing less than an American Iran, an American Cuba, a transgender-free nation or a Minnesota with only the correct voters will be acceptable. Carried to their conclusions, you can do one of two things: exterminate the enemy or the treasury and destroy yourself as a nation."

www.truthdig.com/articles/the...

28.02.2026 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

Bored of Peace.

28.02.2026 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#nufc going deeper in the champions league than Juve, Inter, Dortmund, Napoli, Ajax, PSV... I don't mind it...

26.02.2026 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ragged second half performance but perhaps understandable given the circumstances. Extra Β£9.5m in the coffers for getting to the last 16. Need to beat Everton with a good performance. #nufc

24.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Newcastle United plan major regeneration project alongside new stadium Exclusive: Club will finance new ground but will lobby for public investment in ambitious infrastructure project to modernise entire city

🚨EXCLUSIVE Newcastle United plan major regeneration project alongside new stadium #nufc www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...

23.02.2026 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

Absolutely mental to make this the first commercial move of the new c-suite. Ugly stuff. Club should protecting and promoting the shared regional culture not trying to ring fence exclusive rights to flog it.

21.02.2026 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blades that move like his arms do when he does his wiggly dressing room dance...?

20.02.2026 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

and if we don't make ramsdale permanent, which kindoff feels like we won't at this stage, then we might need two keepers depending on whether pope is happy to be on the bench...

20.02.2026 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thiaw's header for your viewing pleasure 🍿

#NUFC

18.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
Newcastle United v Qarabağ: Pope, Trippier, Hall, Tonali, Gordon, Barnes, Thiaw, Elanga, Woltemade, Willock, Burn

Newcastle United v Qarabağ: Pope, Trippier, Hall, Tonali, Gordon, Barnes, Thiaw, Elanga, Woltemade, Willock, Burn

HOWAY THE LADS! ✊

18.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 12
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YouTube edits are getting serious... #editing #postproduction

18.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i thought that! looks like David Jason!

18.02.2026 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
1976: NORTHUMBERLAND accents | Word of Mouth | Voice of the People | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive 1976: NORTHUMBERLAND accents | Word of Mouth | Voice of the People | BBC Archive

This is lovely. My accent was never as thick as that (and SE Northumberland pitmatic not N. N'land farming country) but the old blokes in the working men's club where I worked sounded similar, with the old Northumbrian 'r' burr. My grandad sounded like the old pitman describes from 9 mins on.

17.02.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Don't be a wanker! A supporter isn't on the fence about the noise surrounding Eddie Howe!

Steve Blakeney takes no prisoners with a muscular defence of Eddie Howe and some hard words for some of our coach’s harshest critics -

tf1892.substack.com/p/dont-be-a-...

16.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door

Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door

Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door https://theonion.com/bookseller-scrambles-to-hide-all-the-classics-after-seeing-emerald-fennell-approaching-door/

16.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1065    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 12

'Radiation is simply not a danger to human health and it's great for my giant, three headed chickens!'

14.02.2026 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the run and finish by willock was, dare i say it, reminiscent of a certain swede...

11.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Tickets, red hot!

11.02.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fulham 2-2 Liverpool: Why was Wirtz's goal onside through VAR? Fulham 2-2 Liverpool: Why was Wirtz's goal onside through VAR?

What about the 5cm leeway other teams get? www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

11.02.2026 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Two goals tonight coming largely from just wanting it more than the opposition. Thiaw pushing his way past defenders to stab it in, Gordon winning a duel and then driving into the box to lay it off. Been a while since we've looked like that...#nufc

10.02.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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BBC websites gone mad. 25mins of injury time and still playing! #nufc

10.02.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

09.02.2026 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6687    πŸ” 2106    πŸ’¬ 155    πŸ“Œ 530