johnny5ive

I need someone to print this out, roll it up, and smack @robsandia.bsky.social with it

Toni Morrison on fascism, turning "people into taxpayers":

FILIBUSTER - New Ruler and the King Listen to New Ruler and the King on TIDAL

Revisiting an old favorite today tidal.com/browse/album...

By the time I wake the kid up for school I've smoked, drank my coffee, and am jamming ska. I'm sure my energy is fucking obnoxious.

If you don't realize you're also a fucking dumbass then you're not that smart

No. It's too cutesy to not rhyme

I hope @valeriejune.bsky.social is having a good day

It really did! Love when after a great story you feel that dreamy dual-existence and your story is giving me that big time. Like a concept of the concept of a fox keeps flitting through my brain giving me knowing looks.

I wasn't intending to do anything but shitscroll but came across this magazine.trollbreath.com/la-foret-de-... by @aimeeogdenwrites.com and couldn't not finish it. This story lives in my head now. @trollbreathmag.bsky.social

I'll do it later

I really need to stop so much shitscrolling and get to some serious shitposting. I miss young me who thought all his musings were must-shares.

At first it's pretty easy... Bop this, twist that...

My summary of Rosemary's Baby, the movie - A remarkably stupid woman has Satan's baby.

"better play your cards right no booster packs!"

I obsessively sleeve and protect my cards and board games precisely because I hate gambling. And I hate gambling.

The Dreamer (feat. Talib Kweli & Timan Family Choir)

This one always makes me emotional

open.spotify.com/track/2sNhYJ...

Someone get RFK some sperm damn

Right. Left gives goofy snowboard boot vibes.

ICE took my neighbor Nell last night

And Whitey's generating AI slop on the moon

I don't give a shit about the flag and never have. America is people.

I'm a happy go lucky ray of sunshine, I know no questions

Goddamnit I've a long history of hating people's faces talking into their phones but these are goddamn amazing

Making these a series...9/22/2025

That no matter who you are, when the regime comes for you they'll be able to find something.

@johncraigie.bsky.social why you on tour but not close to me? Feels like a hate crime here.

...that it was maximally insulated, the container with the mechanical arm, the slime went through the metal and plastic like water through a sieve, escaped, and turned everything it touched into the same slime. The tally: thirty-five dead, more than a hundred injured, and the entire laboratory is completely unusable. Have you ever been there? It's a gorgeous building! And now slime has seeped into the basement and lower floors. That's a prelude to contact for you." Valentine made a face. "Yes, I know all that," he said. "But you have to admit, Richard, that the aliens had nothing to do with this. How could they have known about the existence of military-industrial complexes?" "Well, they should have known!" said Noonan didactically. "And here's what they'd say in reply: You should have long since gotten rid of military-industrial complexes." "That's fair," agreed Noonan. "Maybe that's what they should have worked on, if they are so powerful."

""Well, they should have known!" said Noonan didactically.

"And here's what they'd say in reply: You should have long since gotten rid of military-industrial complexes.""

Guess you do either need to let go quickly or never at all

So how long you think you could hang from a helicopter - Fall of Saigon style?