Auntie Kels

@nedpyle.com let's have an impromptu pup party over Signal. I'll bring the croissants and champagne.😂

tuxedo cat laying languorously on a red 1950s club chair

timeline cleanse featuring felix the wonder cat

🎯🎯

Rivian seems nice. Though out of my price range.

Three golden brown and white dogs cover a queen sized bed that has a gray fleece on it for extra comfiness. There is no room for people. They stare at the camera languorously

“Don’t look at any more news today just look at us”

Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society

“The sun came out!”

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

It's too early in the year for boob sweat.

A very cute golden brown and cream colored floofy border collie mix grins on top of some mossy rocks by pink heather looking bushes

“Hey everybody, I heard you needed super cute walkies! Come explore sunny Seattle spring with your pal Indy - that’s me!” 🧵

Seems to be the pattern…

The FBI being on high alert for terrorist actions is important right now.

Too bad they fired and gutted their counterterrorism capacity

@judybott.bsky.social

I hope all of you motherfucking motherfuckers who have shat on Democrats since Al Gore eat shit. You are the reason for the events of the past 24 hours. Fuck you. Ask Ralph Nader and Jill Stein to save you. Motherfucking useless assholes.

Looked up “begrudgingly” in the dictionary and

@usahockey.bsky.social so sad to see you supporting fascists.

To my mind, this is the single tweet that explains 95% of the energy behind the MAGA movement.

A cheerful floofy caramel and cream border collie mix is close enough to boop. She’s on mossy concrete stairs

“It’s Friday walkies with your best pal Indy, anyone want to explore sunny Mt Baker Seattle with me?!” 🧵

Mercury was only 50 arcminutes (0.8°) above a very young waxing crescent Moon this evening. KAS member Pete Mumbower captured this image from his home in Vicksburg, MI.

🎯

No Kings includes Draft Kings

That Dunkin ad was when I realized we are living in hell

MAGA heads must be exploding 🐇

I have a dream

america really is the main character of the world, but in the twitter way

Ugh Chris Pratt

One of these days, people will look back on these sports betting ads like we do on the ads for patent medicines featuring cocaine.

Far too many military planes, flying way too low this afternoon.

“If you raise your voice I’ll erase your voice” said an ice agent.

Insane

Something struck me hard today. Commuting to work and then sitting there all day just doing my low level job, nobody talking about what's going on (you shouldn't talk politics at work, I get it) I just wanted to stand up and scream WHY ARE WE ALL IGNORING WHAT IS GOING ON!!