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ThatBalconyBoy

@thatbalconyboy.bsky.social

he+him Eldritch terror in the body of a disenfranchised perpetually salty ageing millennial. Commonly found under a blanket with a cup of coffee looking at plants πŸ’šπŸŒΈπŸŒˆπŸ•ΉοΈ

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Enjoy a nice combination of donuts and babybel cheese πŸ˜‹

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04.03.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also also weirdly getting hit on by other older guys as if I'm not an older guy πŸ˜‚β˜ οΈ I'm still hot and pass for a youthℒ️ right?

04.03.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Other highlights I'm remembering while scrolling the few texts back with @theabroadotter.bsky.social include every other adult in the place was Leslie Jordan and the extremely pick me women screaming ahead and behind me.

04.03.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just remembered the Daddy sitting in front of me last night at the theatre with the bfs; he was messy whining about being on a date with another older guy on his phone to someone, as if the only reason we knew at all was because his phone font was also "senior size" πŸ˜‚ Obsessed ☠️

04.03.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€πŸ˜‚πŸ₯΅

04.03.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally 😭😭

04.03.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning babes 😴🩷

03.03.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Take your socks off twin... and let me see πŸ‘€ #toesday

03.03.2026 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 534    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
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Tummy Tuesday! 🦦πŸ’ͺ🏼

03.03.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 846    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 3
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This month's stuff!
waiting for patch and mods to be back up
(there's more to the set but not finished yet)

03.03.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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@theabroadotter.bsky.social is gonna hate me but he looked so good πŸ˜πŸ™ˆ He's off for Reading Week and wanted me to colour his hair for the first timeπŸ™ˆ I do mine every few months but touching virgin hair????? The dream πŸ₯΅πŸ˜‚

02.03.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning babes 😴

01.03.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is holding a small model airplane in a grassy field . ALT: a man is holding a small model airplane in a grassy field .
01.03.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another view

28.02.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 259    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Fat tub of lard he says while being a svelte 00 top model pfff

01.03.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Future me hates past me for that exact reason so much πŸ˜‚

01.03.2026 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok but he cute πŸ₯΅πŸ˜

27.02.2026 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I do so much on my floor instead of my desk πŸ˜‚ I bought a laminator this morning so I could fix the anxiety ball that was redoing my desk surface with my nerdy stickers and stuff πŸ˜­πŸ™ˆ

26.02.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh I have those in like 4 different colours πŸ˜‚

25.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Humpday! β„οΈπŸ‘βœ¨

25.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Love cherrim I wish it got more attention 😭

25.02.2026 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning boifs from my snapchat πŸ˜‚

23.02.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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don’t come too close or risk being slaped 🚧

31.12.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 823    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 1
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Soft boy soft dick?

20.02.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Still got it πŸ’ͺπŸ½πŸ‘Š

20.02.2026 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Didn't sleep much and this guy isn't helping rn 😭πŸ₯Ί

19.02.2026 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love when my immediate thought to "huh, I should get a small riser for this speaker on my desk" is "wait I'm going to buy 16 kg of filament and print a whole shelving unit with drawers and rainbows"...

fs mental health is mental

19.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

18.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok but imagine your butt could fall off that pic would have had a whole other connotation πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚

18.02.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0