Mr. Bartokomous

Fuck Cancer.

Season your food and incorporate veggies/legumes, but variants of "thick scratch-made soup on rice" are much more healthy, affordable, and (done right, which is pretty easy) unbelievably delicious.

Yeah, it looks like Farmer's Dog all mashed up, but that's not the only presentation option?

The day Alex Pretti was murdered, I went to a film industry event. Pitched as being about social justice. Prior to turning into a party, it was.

An invisible schism in the room between those wondering if dancing was the move right now and the blissfully unaware.

This gives a similar feeling.

I think for me it's Jurassic Park. I saw it a few weeks after release at an uncrowded matinee. It still rewired my brain, the sense memory of it will never leave me, but my God, imagine being a kid who's juuuust old enough, in a packed house, all watching the kitchen scene for the first time.

What movie you love is the one you MOST regret not having seen in a packed theatre opening weekend?

A little blown away by Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie. It includes a scene about 2/3 of the way of the movie where I laughed for 45 straight seconds while everyone else in the theatre was dead silent with their hands over their mouths. Ends with a lot of heart. Good movie.

That was unduly harsh. Maybe it’s not inability. Maybe it’s a conscious choice.

There’s wrong and there’s Wrong, and your inability to tell the difference has made you useful.

‘03 grad. Feels like being Cassandra. The media we were raised on was clever enough to call attention to the hypocrisy and bullshit of it all… but too many weren’t paying enough attention.

Ugh Ugh I’m Dying You Idiot Sinclair in a Scrooge riff as tiny tim.

And Baby Sinclair, who DID die…

(Been on a Dinosaurs kick of late. You might know the finale, but they had so so many bangers during their run. The number of times I’ve screamed holy shit out loud in the past few days…)

Back to the future. Marty arrives at the twin pines mall. Twin pines is superimposed in the twin peaks font

Tom Sawyer coming on as the Vyvanse hits might be the most powerful I've ever felt.

If she wins in next week's primary, you gotta get behind her, but this... is not a great look.

The only circumstance under which I want to think about the admin and Radiohead at the same time is if it's collectively decided we all play Exit Music when it happens.

A large chunk of Larry's wealth is Oracle stock, and that is *way* down since David started his bid for WBD.

It'll be around the the time of the NHL playoffs, if I had to guess.

Max wrote a couple solid scripts 10+ years ago before it became clear he was a sex pest.

There’s a lot of brilliant writers who would kill for a shot at this… they should’ve got that chance.

Not to mention the overlap with Peter Berg’s Call of Duty project.

This is the energy Democrats should be bringing to this situation.

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie

This is not good.

If the guy likes construction crews and cranes putting stuff up, and you want to increase the housing supply in your city, you find that common ground and get as much as you can done.

A Michelle Wolf, Stephen Colbert, or Larry Wilmore (my personal top 3) he is not.

I looked this guy's AGT appearance up. Skilled, charming. In the bio-intro they always do, he professes that he saw his first magic trick when he was 13.

How does someone get to age 13 without ever seeing a magic trick? Kids are the number one audience for magic because of what easy marks they are.

You're the dog now, man

I owe this show a rewatch

They’re buying up the hardware we probably would’ve bought ourselves and hoping we’ll agree to rent it from them.

Hillary was, and remains, a phenomenal writer. Whatever your personal feelings towards her, what she says here meets the moment and her role in it perfectly.

Who do you think's an underrated SNL cast member? Current or past.

I'll go first: Jon Lovitz. There's not a character he had that didn't make me grin like an idiot.

Pushing Daisies