Mr. Bartokomous

What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

1) Priest loses his faith, kicks tons of ass, restoration of faith left ambiguous
2) Rich idiot gets robbed
3) She’s been hot the whole time but we tried (badly) to hide it
4) Freak(s) seek(s) acceptance by saving the day
5) Captain America

The popcorn bucket that would launch a thousand bad Ai Weiwei riffs

The children yearn for Mid (and not without cause, Jack Black)

I want to say hell yes so bad but think of the poor theatre workers

I’m sincerely happy for every soul in this photo

These are the folks who just signed an 11-figure deal for one of Meta’s DCs in Louisiana, right?

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

So, if I’m reading this right, Halligan got two out of three indictments approved, but essentially doctored the indictment to not include the charge that was rejected by the grand jury?

I’m no big city lawyer, but that seems bad?

Now that's a man worthy of an organ sting

Every passage yet posted reads perfectly in the Garth Marenghi voice.

You're not wrong. There was a time.

The world needs bad writers, to give the insecure good writers confidence.

"sometimes people say, “I feel super great. I haven’t slept in two days, and I feel on top of the world.” A clinical psychologist would understand that that’s not normal—that’s mania. But if you look at the words, it seems fine."

What? Who responds to "haven't slept in two days" with "seems fine."?

The Incredibles

My assumption was he blackmailed them into managing their money at market rates, but when it's billions you're managing it's easy to make 8 figures a year.

Our Lady Peace playing the Grey Cup pregame show and having the option to play anything new but instead ripping into STARSEED (1994) is so purely for the Canadian millennial sickos I love it

$12 for a good sandwich is pretty reasonable where I live

Been following him for a minute. He’s fantastic.

I understand that interpretation but the food’s better than you think. If Buccees had a food truck in my neighborhood I’d grab lunch there a couple times a week.

Really good gas station food and clean restrooms

It reminds me of the most specific memory I have with an old friend of mine, goofing off on the couch in GTAV at my apartment in late 2013, and how much more fun that was than whatever this is, even if our lighting was nowhere near as bisexual.

“Olivia Nuzzi” is a cool name that deserves a better person

Tbh this is kinda why I love LA

I'm not as big an NFL guy as I used to be, but if I've got nothing to do on Sunday afternoon I'll pop into the local sports bar and watch whatever's on.

There's more anger at the pub these days, and the angriest of the punters never shut up about their parlays (which are stupid bets to begin with).

Bon Jovi's a good dude.

The only reason I *need* to upgrade anymore

If I'm not mistaken, 5 members of the GOP caucus crossing the floor would entirely flip control of the house.

Not to be redundant, but

WHAT

It’s a great word for a great smell

No better time to practice your negotiation skills than when you’re bleeding out from a gunshot wound