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Mostly here for baseball....and to escape the hellsite. #Twins

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a close up of a man 's face with a smile on his face . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a smile on his face .
06.08.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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three little girls are standing next to each other and one of them is saying but you ain t bona fide . ALT: three little girls are standing next to each other and one of them is saying but you ain t bona fide .
23.04.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

17.04.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss the early offseason discussions of โ€œshaking things up with the coreโ€. Not doing so seems like it could be a job ending decision for certain individuals .

31.03.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This isโ€ฆnot great.

29.03.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Early voting today in Wisconsin

29.03.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17207    ๐Ÿ” 6382    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 387    ๐Ÿ“Œ 290
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Our first starting 9 of the season!

27.03.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Go. I absolve you of any wrongdoing. I have those powers.

27.03.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no offense to Jeff but if you are alleging the head editor of the Atlantic was cunning enough to circumvent all your security safeguards that kinda makes you sound even worse

26.03.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14150    ๐Ÿ” 2089    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 280    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58

Interesting tibit about his bat weight just now on the broadcast. Been using the wrong weight?

25.03.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Injuries make it hard to be excited about the start of the season - but I'm a sucker for the grinders who make their first opening day. Congrats to both of them!

24.03.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes . ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .
24.03.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not surprising. This is how federal grants are also being terminated.

19.03.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like asking my 7 year old to brush her teeth. You know you are going to have to do it anyways, why make it an issue?

18.03.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Americans"

17.03.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1112    ๐Ÿ” 112    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Hey! I didn't say I know anything about lecterns.

17.03.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's funny how someone who knows nothing about anything stands at that podium.

17.03.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking forward to the Joe Rogan in residency at the Kennedy Center for the next four years /s/.

17.03.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Twins MVP Draft 2025 | Gleeman and the Geek Get more from Gleeman and the Geek on Patreon

Get revved up for the #MNTwins season with a preview where we โ€œdraftedโ€ Twins players. Everything you want to know about all the players for $1 (or a 10-minute free preview).
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17.03.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

USAID should not send money to sick, impoverished people overseas. We can create sick, impoverished people right here in America.

by Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, and Elon Musk

17.03.2025 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1092    ๐Ÿ” 162    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would rather not.

15.03.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The replies here versus on Twitter are refreshing.

15.03.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please do not listen to Brett Favre. Please just retire, or at minimum, say away from the Vikings.

12.03.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please don't wish this upon Vikings' fans....or at least this Vikings fan. Although, then I could finally cut the cord on following the franchise.

12.03.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also known as the target deadline to shift my investments away from the stock market.

12.03.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last time I checked there are exactly zero measles vaccine-related hospitalizations or deaths in 2025, but there are 223 of measles cases, 29 hospitalizations, and 2 deaths in Texas alone

www.dshs.texas.gov/news-alerts/...

12.03.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1680    ๐Ÿ” 466    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

For some reason, I really want Gasper to make his first opening day roster. Pulling for that guy.

11.03.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Demand Trump restore funding for deadly disease cure research!

Trump and Musk are dead set on extinguishing the flame of hope for millions of Americans suffering from deadly diseases like Alzheimerโ€™s.

Their draconian cuts to the NIH would strip research groups of hundreds of millions of dollars.

SIGN HERE to demand Trump restore funding for disease research!๐Ÿ‘‡

10.03.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1261    ๐Ÿ” 441    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 69    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

Been a while since the nuclear saber rattle has been rattled.

09.03.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You think they are finally going to start his service clock? Theyโ€™ve clearly been resistant in the past.

08.03.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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