miss andrist

cyber security. pleaser. pathetic. right right. i’ll take 5.

hahaha FUCK

if i pop out with someone’s son on a leash, don’t say nothing just know he’s paying my bills.

i see you. i know what you’re planning. you will not succeed. cease now or face peril.

my fucking allergies are ruining my life

i hate white people

do not underestimate my ability to fag out

no NOT underestimate my ability to get REAL slutty the second beautiful women are around.

i’m going through something but it’s nothing $15k & a 6fig paypig couldn’t fix.

i’m experiencing symptoms… of the disorders….

like “omg this french toast is fucking delicious!! i should throw myself on the MARC tracks right now!!!”

sometimes I’ll have a really delightful experience and right at the peak i’ll start daydreaming about offing myself despite having a good time .

woke up african again :D YAY

YAY :D

PONK

but now this ponk sending me evil eye .

literally everything i wish for i get.

gonna start using this as a throw away digi diary

hi faggots i love u all

god i love it when boys are fucking gay

i think my cat is deeply attuned to the silliness frequency in my heart. she always knows when i’m walking up to her just to fuck with her 😭

i feel tired enough to hibernate for months

hello bluesky .

santa chop chop…

my delusional christmas list includes a completed full collection of the MLP comics, a fully translated hardcover of innocent & $12000

i’m a devote but i’m afraid of intimacy n borderline aromantic 😭

i got iris. her description is so beautiful but i was hoping for aphrodite ngl

something happens to my brain when i see a cat on my little phone. it doesn’t even have to be mine, i just love them all :)

im so high on yuri cocaine rn sorry guys

you will always be neptune to me 💙