There was a news worthy event in the Lancaster PA area a while ago where one group of Amish men attacked another and shaved off their beards, a major act of aggression in their community. There was discussion of outside charges being filed I think, but the details were chilling to read
29.01.2025 02:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is the best thing I have heard all week. 😀
Jokes are universal, part of our humanity and transcend culture and time.
This makes me feel connected in a punny way to people who lived so long ago.
29.01.2025 02:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I never repost
But for this I do.
Very cool, thank you for sharing this!
29.01.2025 01:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Urban Growers Collective — Chicago Urban Farm
Urban Growers Collective is a Black- and women-led non-profit urban farm in Chicago, Illinois working to build a more just and equitable local food system.
I am not affiliated with this org but I love what they do. The Urban Growers Collective is a
grassroots Black-led, women-led non-profit farm in Chicago working to build a more just and equitable local food system.
www.urbangrowerscollective.org
29.01.2025 01:38 — 👍 24 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0
And me evidently.
Just fucking me and these assholes in hell.
29.01.2025 01:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
See you in four years. Sleep well.
We won’t cut your toenails (‘cause- ew)
29.01.2025 01:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
To be completely fair, it is a cult and everything you just described also describes a cult.
I am not being glib. I have had enough proximity and interaction with these people to recognize it for myself.
But I’m sure all the Amish who have access to social media can chime right in…🤣
29.01.2025 01:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I was flipping off this random lady in a Tesla today (that’s right I don’t know you) and I was taken aback for a second by the look on her face.
It was kind of sad, tired of getting random fingers from random strangers all day and I thought:
“Good, you regret your poor choices lady I don’t know”
29.01.2025 01:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
She got the thumb wrong or perhaps she can’t bend it properly because that’s the one she keeps in her hateful butthole.
29.01.2025 01:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m not making this up, I swear, I’m just too lazy to go find a reference for it (bad scientist, bad) but there has been serious talk amongst the project 2025 people to make the endgame involuntary “mental heath” facilities for all trans people.
This is not idle talk. Does this sound familiar?
29.01.2025 01:40 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So, DABA.
Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Acceptance
The dems in DC seem to be perpetually and irrevocably stuck in the “Denial” phase
I suggest smelling-salts
29.01.2025 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Someone pumpkin already did, as a trick
29.01.2025 01:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just one of the perks of your job I guess.
29.01.2025 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
As a proud and loud pan trans woman who is a woodworker and (because my art led me to it) blacksmith who also has a crucible furnace (sand casting rocks!) it is great to see your work and learn of your shop! I love “made by queers in the woods” makes me smile like someone just told me trump died.
29.01.2025 01:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Strains not stains….
I will obsesses over this typo all day tomorrow and then a little on Thursday unless I make another more odious typo in the meantime, when I will then focus even harder on that second unforced error rather than something important like, I dunno, living
29.01.2025 01:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Exactly. Smart people can see the jokes hiding within*
😁
29.01.2025 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well, there a many options out there for edibles, vapes, flower etc that come from stains that have little CBD and some strains (Sativas) that I have found to be more stimulant-like.
29.01.2025 01:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Yes, please.
We are but a few and we need the help of those who are privileged enough to have a voice, as ours is clearly not loud enough.
29.01.2025 01:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That was the “People’s Elbow” of responses.
You don’t come back from that.
29.01.2025 01:09 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I am suffering from what Freud referred to as “Governor-envy”
29.01.2025 01:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
There he is.
Red circle
(I’m so so sorry. I don’t not mean to annoy or make light, I’m just too dumb not to resist a joke)
Peace.
29.01.2025 01:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I don’t care how crappy of a day I may be having, dogs always make me happy.
29.01.2025 00:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That would be a nice thing if we could find it and if you find it won’t you tell me how?
I’d give my left breast for some good old fucking boredom right now.
Damn curse.
29.01.2025 00:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Funny you should say that I have been using medical marijuana for almost seven years to treat my autoimmune disease and honestly it has helped a great deal. I don’t believe it’s a panacea or anything. It may not treat the pain directly it might be that just being high feels better than being in pain
29.01.2025 00:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I have a slightly more polite three words for the democrats who didn’t vote:
what the fuck?
29.01.2025 00:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m adding this shit to my shit list, which is a list of shit shitty enough to put on a shitty list of shit.
(I think the edible just kicked in…)
29.01.2025 00:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
When I was in science I was the number e
Euler….Euler…..Euler?
I was CONSTANTly working….
(Look a number joke wrapped in a Ferris Bueller joke within a constant joke)
The turducken of jokes…
29.01.2025 00:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They have been promising they would do this, it’s clearly written in Project 2025. The people who told you they wouldn’t do it didn’t understand the situation.
The American public chose to not see it
We knew this was coming. There is so much more to come that they have also made quite clear. Fight
29.01.2025 00:33 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Good. This is what we all need to do, but I do understand how difficult it is as they are still family and that sucks.
28.01.2025 20:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I wish this data was normalized to populations.
It would be an even stronger argument
28.01.2025 20:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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