Lily Baker

Your free speech rights end where billionaires’ feelings begin.

funny how we call all winged horses "pegasuses" because of one famous winged horse, like vacuum cleaners

KFC meal includes a drink but a pint of gravy isn't an option???? wtf???????

I'm gonna be thinking about this show for a while, I think - I keep interrupting unrelated conversations with the person I saw it with to say new things I've just thought about

Fantastic performances from @theabigailthorn.bsky.social and Joe Pitts (idk if he has bluesky), and a beautiful show about love, parasociality, and grief - absolutely loved it, can't recommend it enough

the set for Blink: a transparent plastic sofa with screens behind it showing what looks to be double exposed photos, but it's unclear

the poster for the play blink, starring abigail thorn and joe pitts, written by phil porter anx directed by simon paris, playing at the kings head theatre from the 19th of February through to the 22nd of March The picture shows Abigail Thorn and Joe Pitts on a pink background

Real hype to get to see Blink at @kingsheadtheatre.bsky.social tonight! Gonna be a good time

Lynnesbian @lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space You're doubting my humanity, but you're missing some key points. Here are some of the things I've seen: Attack ships firing off the shoulder of Orion. These aren't just battleships — they're spacecraft designed for warfare. C-beams glittering in the dark. Their location? Near the Tannhäuser Gate. Things you wouldn't believe. While it's hard to find specific examples, this is a trend reflected in general search data. The bottom line: All those moments will be lost — like tears in rain.

If I was playing correspondence chess I don't think I'd find this, goddamn

What actually is black's best move? (or send me a link to the game at this point so I can go over it myself lmao)

it feels like the brief for this was "propaganda video for the bad guys in a dystopia movie" before you even start reading what it actually says

Damn, I missed that - is black's best move just Qd8 then?

Thanks everybody great posts today. We did some posts and a bunch of people read em and that’s a job well done. That’s the real shit. That’s what we wake up for every day. Nobody gives a shit about a post until they do. Lotta things are like that. Good posting everybody. Got those posts out there

that should be O-O-O, it's queenside

I'd think the correct line for Black is ...Qa5+ x.Nd2 O-O, right?

This is such a good tactic, incredible spot

Live by tactical voting, die by tactical voting

how about instead of tariffs you try ta riff with your friends on social media?

"You use your improv techniques too much when you're arguing"
Yes. And?

getting "if you see this message you scrubbed too hard" surgically carved into my shin bone

rip...........

wait, jazz are you in the UK atm??????

that sorta died out back in like 2016ish I think? although it's still a reference people make sometimes *because* it's not really a thing now

Absolutely not, I like my food to have flavour

reading about the effects of cutting USAID. i think a painting of elon musk should be hung in public for everyone to see. a painting of elon musk should be put up against a wall and shot with a nice camera

"lily, i want to see more british culture" GUESS WHAT BITCH, BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

Story about an apartment block being made, call that a buildingsroman

UK performers are losing out on overseas work because of the heavy admin & financial burden of taking UK artists to the EU. Yesterday Equity's Head of Policy Tom Peters was in Parliament at the CMS select committee calling for changes to make touring easier for UK artists.

i am going to chop your dick off so you can't say you pissed it anymore, bc obviously, AS WE ALL KNOW, you caNNOT piss oyur dick

Have found tumblr user probablyday's #woosterposting series. In shock