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I was too hasty in removing myself from every social circle, this is true..I don’t think I made the wrong decision, but I regret it still

Oh well! It’s too late to go back and frankly
I don’t want to, I’m still tired of feeling like nothing I’ve ever been given has been rightly earned

USPS in blue states: neither snow, nor rain, nor dead of night shall stay these couriers from a swift completion of their routes!!!

USPS in red states: guys ): it’s raining ): we can’t send anything out for the next ten days ))):

Tuff as fuck

Can you tell pants to be patient please jesus christ

Agriculture you have to stop. You smoke too tough, your swag too different, your bitch too bad. They’ll kill you

Good morning to everyone except artists who post commission openings on literally every site but FA

my boyfriend and I both bought Halo 5 to play it on PC w/o realizing it's a console exclusive

lmao

AI bros really think they’re doing humanity a service when in reality the best and only thing they could possibly do for its benefit is paint the pavement with their brain matter

Blushing, his sloshing, gurgling belly fully exposed, a plump anthro buck in a Christmas-colored sweater that says "GAIN DEER" across the chest is gulping from a long tube as he swells with eggnog; some onlookers complain that he's hogging it all, but they soon start to cheer him on instead, demanding that he drink it until he fills the room up.

(1/2)

"Quench That Thirst"

I don't even like eggnog, but that inflated, swollen, bloated feeling is just so good.

Happy XL-mas and holidays!

Random YouTube thumbnail proclaiming: "these 7 sign mean god is about to bless you."

Oh, I know this one.

1. I'm surrounded by clouds of pepper.
2. Or maybe just dust.
3. I get a funny, tingling sensation in my nose.
4. I start to inhale.
5. I run for a tissue.
6. I inhale a little bit more.
7. I sneeze.

a close up of a cat 's face behind a glass . ALT: a close up of a cat 's face behind a glass .

@eldred.bsky.social ♥️

Also do not let the icon fool you I am absolutely 30+ years old I just suck at drawing rn

I don't post here this is just proof that I'm no bot lmao

What no pro-aim assist player seems to understand is that KBM only has the -potential- to be more accurate, it’s not literally an upgrade just for having it lmao, so it’s a big overcorrection to allow controller players less recoil AND to hit center mass perfectly at close range almost all the time

It’s horrifically frustrating and straight up wrong, but still lmao