Juicieca 💦🥩▪️🌭🥣

*bombing everyone* yeah so this other country is totally the biggest threat to world peace

tomorrow night is our last #DetroitersWatchParty 🥲

join us for my favorite part of the weekend, we will be watching the Little Caesars and Royals episodes!

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

love you too! 🫶🫂

lol one more fall might take me out let’s do it bestie!

the Cramblin-Duvet campaign slogan:

glad i can provide some laughs! i’ll meet you outside we can go together 🫶

Two of the judges from the baby of the year sketch in i think you should leave. kim is giving her feedback and she says “it’s justin by a mile. the button raisins, the apple slices…he has the best cake.”

these craven fucks are lower than dirt. dogshit opposition party

a man laying on a couch with the words " i want that one so bad " written below him Alt: tim robinson in i think you should leave laying on a couch saying " i want that one so bad "

great job, it looks delicious!

i should have known by the price point, guess i just need to pay the most possible

Ron Tussbler in the claire’s sketch from I Think You Should leave in his video interview looking at the camera and somberly saying “it’s just hard.”

Professor Yurabay from i think you should leave, he’s looking at the camera kinda of shamefully but also a little proud of himself that he just housed dylan’s burger down at Grahams Lorelai Lounge

BREAKING: Jack in the Box CEO houses his former students burger in a new ad campaign for the Big Jack Pineapple Burger

season 3 episode 4 is a perfect episode, that alone takes up 5 spots!

trying to narrow down my top 10:

an opened box of Always pads that says “up to ZERO FEEL ZERO LEAKS™️”

Tim Robinson in the Carber Vac sketch from I Think You Should Leave looking directly at the camera with an exasperated expression asking “you sure about that?”

it really is such a beast i’m so sorry bestie 🫂 sending lots of love 🫶

Since some people could use the reminder

Trans

Rights

Are

Human

Rights

💙💖🤍💖💙

need the sunglasses emoji to be updated with buffs

This is a man way in over his head.

This is a man way in over his head.

porn?? that’s not porn, that’s my nude bunny i won from my game

im in! will check it out and report back

btw i love your handle i laugh every time i read Billy Dildos

a man in a blue shirt talking on a phone Alt: tim robinson with a mustache in a blue shirt talking on a phone shouting “yes sir yes sir yes sir sergeant affirmative affirmative”

🫡

Our white/tabby cat Bart Harley Jarvis laying in a cat carrier, meowing grumpily

With Bart Harley Jarvis in closer quarters, we were able to actually get a good look at the injury on his leg... and it is very gross. We've dropped him off at the vet; they're going to squeeze him in when they can.

Please send this lil man lots of love ❤️

i’ve been posting a lot less lately because most stuff i want to say can only be said inside my home to the person who can invoke spousal privilege if asked to testify about what i said 🥰

Aerial view of gray ground with rows of tiny black graves and yellow backhoes

Graves.

165 graves.

Each for a little girl killed by the Israeli-American strike that targeted a school on the first day of the Iran War.

Fuck religion