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My favorite things are being cute and lying on the internet.

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Cheer up, Amuro πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰, you don't need to face the πŸ’€ cold realities of war πŸ’€ ON THE β€πŸ’™πŸ’›FREAKIN WEEKEND BABYπŸ’šπŸ’œπŸ§‘ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ»πŸ» πŸ’―πŸ”₯

10.05.2025 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reality Break Is A Must-Have Roguelike For The Steam Deck And We Are Giving Away Copies! - Steam Deck HQ Reality Break is a must have for your Steam Deck library, so we take a quick look at why. And we are giving away 10 copies!

We are giving away 5 copies of the roguelike ARPG Reality Break!

Must be following us to win.

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The giveaway ends April 5th! Good luck!

And check out our thoughts on the game and why it's a #SteamDeck essential:

steamdeckhq.com/news/reality...

03.04.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

No matter what happens there will always be trans people.

17.02.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If one of my friends yells in the group chat that "Nobody has hurt me." I'd still go check in on them. I think Polyphemus's boys were just sick of his shit.

17.02.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want a gacha game that employs all of the addictive dark patterns that all the other gacha games use, but doesn't ask for any of my money.

I'd throw down $10 or something for a full thing like that up front so long as the rest is free.

10.02.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What are the odds of this happening?

10.02.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd be so good at staring contests if not for this career ruining ADHD.

10.02.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"My old trainer was such a funny dude! 🀣 Too bad he went off his meds and strangled that girl by the river. πŸ˜”"

10.02.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I'll reminisce about the good times at some of my old jobs, and then I'll remember all the fucked up shit that happened to them that sours the whole experience.

10.02.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We've decided that the Eagles are the woke team this Super Bowl.

10.02.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kendrick crushed it lmao let's go

10.02.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a bad omen, half time shows are supposed to be jokes.

10.02.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I tried to make an old man for Monster Hunter World. Then at the final step I made his hair black, and learned that he didn't look old at all he just had white hair.

09.02.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There might be a cure for death, It's just something we haven't tried yet, like cracking an egg on a corpse's head while shaking their hand.

09.02.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Watching Bananaball tonight. They just demolished these children.

09.02.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I never throw anything away. If you look at something that you own and it conjures memories that you had forgotten, then that item might as well be holding onto your memories like a hard drive. If I throw away my things then I'll never remember what history the object was storing.

07.02.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly it's kind of reductive when we tell children that "The Cat Goes Meow" they make about a hundred different noises that nothing else makes.

07.02.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure stand its name would be Blink 182. This stand would make my opponent blink one hundred and eighty-two times in a row, and it would be so fucking annoying.

07.02.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm completely over Spooky or Scary clowns. I want to see some more good and kind clowns.

07.02.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think my favorite organ is the Kidney. Just sitting there, making things into piss. Got too drunk last night? Filled my body with poison? Kidney casts Transmute to Piss.

07.02.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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2nd the Skyward Sword for tonight.

07.01.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Crystal Blade let's gooo!

07.01.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m gonna repost something written by mira 4 years ago on this day. some parts ought to be shared on their own, so, i’ll thread it.

To Trans Girls - from Mira Bellwether

Dec 29 / 2019

(will number posts after this.)

30.12.2023 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 242    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 12
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meowth all curled up

22.12.2024 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1928    πŸ” 480    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 32
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Oh yeah did this too. Left to right, top to bottom: Tank Driver himself, unnamed elementary school character, Nero Clemente, Gilbert, Raph, A Lowly Germ πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ŒπŸ’¦

20.12.2024 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Elden Ring caught open world gliders like an STD.

13.12.2024 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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