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Locking pliers on top of a pipe in the rafters in my garage. pretty sure the pliers control the fridge water shut off and the handle broke. Semi-permanent solution.

this definitely passes my inspection

gg ttyl

a rule is a canadian with the same surname can sub in

this is a huge pitch john they all are

it’s a little early for the booth to just be reading lists of facts

i gotta get high on commercial breaks just to not explode!

that was cool as heck

you heard this one before blake snail

i am hoping for a dodger comeback because i want to see kershaw cough it up

They just did "Hey Ho Let's Go" at the World Series, so this is an opportunity to once again state the proven fact that the first time the Ramones' "Blitzkrieg Bop" was played at a sporting event, it was at Metropolitan Stadium in Bloomington, Minnesota.

By rock critic Lester Bangs, with a boombox.

sometimes you have diarrhea and you are wondering if it is still worth it to hydrate and leak it right back after you hoped it was over or just dry up and hope to not die and that is what this game feels like for me because i am contemplating

you can venmo deez nuts

team rock sand vs team red light

wrobleski drill the next guy you coward

lame all around

“Sometimes you forget to pitch. And he’s a pitcher.”

smoltz know ball

never lost a game seven in ncaa baseball 2k

who ones the rights to johnsmoltzbadtiesdotcom

i am on guard

I remember when this dropped. It was fire.

drew butera was a dodger and that is enough for me

test

there are other albums that are better and worse but these are the ones i keep coming back to

these are the top five albums i put on
1 and justice for all metallica
2 no fun in the chrysalis them coulee boys
3 the greatest generation the wonder years
4 apocalypse kramer egons unicat
5 human afterall daft punk

the pedo pres wants you to see where he shits

one thing i still miss from old twitter is the feed full of mutuals and i did not know all of you irl but i knew you on twitter and that was important

met one of my best friends on there first

turns out i was getting sick

Metallica.

Connections > death > connections when it’s pictures

you learn to accept it you know youre so pathetic