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XIV players touch grass challenge

I think we should bark more

America: Universal healthcare creates wait times for healthcare.

Also America: waits six months for a neurosurgeon consult and a year to get into a dermatologist…

U know what? I have way too much love in my heart to be an employee

WHY do yall keep calling sodas with creamer in them dirty sodas 😭 i keep thinking yall are putting liquor in there but no.. yall just want a watered down float

Girls named Allison LOVE to give themselves a blowout and act like they invented blowouts

Stinky Pete on Crystal Zalera if you’re out there I wont u…

My boyfriend is like my wife. I always wish my wife was here watching me do dumb shit

I let my ff sub lapse and now I’m itching to play again, knowing I will open the game and jump around for 2 hours and get overwhelmed and get off lmao

Like it’s just kinda crazy to think about how greedy everything is rn knowing that people make far less than they should be reflective of inflation

“Did you hear? X show is coming out and is gonna be on paramount!!” No I didn’t because I don’t spend 500 monthly on several streaming services for no reason

Not to sound like a boomer but I think some of the problems w society is that every show is released on streaming services now instead of cable

I think they put crack in Boursin

No one knows what I have up my sleeve … (an orange. I’m saving it as a snack for later.)

Many Allison truthers are saying it’s my birthday today…

Really wish I wasn’t going back to school so I could feel like I could make purchases for frivolous things without feeling like I’ll never recover if I pay more than $5 for anything

Something I really like about the phase of life I’m in right now is my “boss” tells me she knows I’m going to school soon and doesn’t want to overload me, but in the same breath, says she wants me to take over her job … like ok girl

My boyfriend got me a plant with flowers on it cuz he loves me. Ur boyfriend fuckin wishes

Literally don’t know who Banks is but I have been saying Keira and Natalie for YEARZ

I had a good bowel movement and the world is beautiful again

Looking inward and having a crisis AMA

Still trying to figure out how to handle my fame tbh ..

Need to figure out how to be Normal and Happy

Was gone for maybe an hour (if that) and someone that was parked in the spot literally right next to me moved their car to be in my spot. Can we all fucking kill ourselves please

Thinking about all the shit that I put off over the weekend and how I’ll have to do them today. Prayers pls

Something so funny about my family is we have a lot of bdays in June so we just call the June get together June birthday and say “oh! We’ll see so and so at June birthday!” it just tickles me

spent so much time (approx 3 minutes..being dramatic) looking for my 6mm crochet hook bc i needed to size up for what i was working on...only to realize i was using my 6mm the whole time lol 🤡

The elevation of Pope Leo XIV is a profound and historic occasion. Like so many around the world, I am praying for him and wishing him and the Church well as his papacy begins.

Ok at the part where I’m in love with everything 🩷 life is worth livingggg ✊

Fixed myself a coffee to go and left it at home 💔 some people were just meant to struggle I guess…