the softest

Btw I love draining couples 🤤💦. Like yes, you can bring your boyfriend and I'll play with his cock too 😇😈! After one stud busts, his boyfriend loses it and blows his load too 🥵😉!

Hey handsome

Good morning campers 😈

-in Jennifer Coolidge’s voice- oh I love a good softie

shocking, my pants are down in front of the gym mirror

You look like you need a big curved dick to fill you up.

i got one while living at my parents for downloading the critically acclaimed Sisters (2015)

nearly had to dislocate my shoulder to reach @softlybaked.bsky.social worth it, obviously

is it okay if i celebrate locktober and humpday in one post!? @kinkwear.bsky.social 🙈💚🔐

The CDC still hasn't issued COVID vaccine guidelines, leaving access in limbo Access to the COVID-19 vaccines remains difficult because of an unusual and unexplained delay by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in accepting recommendations from its advisers.

Access to the COVID-19 vaccines remains difficult because of an unusual and unexplained delay by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in accepting recommendations from its advisers.

thanks dad 😌

I missed you Bluesky friends. Please help in getting that other account taken down. Block it. Report it.

is Carly Rae Jepsen the Kylie Minogue of millenials?

🚬s like me are listening to find out, more at 11

until your hole looks like a cream filled donut cutie

bad bitches unite; your honor she's too fierce for this world; my queeeeeen; etc.

hey dude could ya gimme a hand? #fcf

Hi guys 👋!
They say "the mouth that eats, the ass that pays" 😅🙃🫠 xD

Greetings!

dooood your arms look great 🤤

Tb to the longest ride ever 🥵

It would be hard to name anything that rocks as hard as vaccines do. Extremely thrilled to not die of preventable diseases, what a cool idea. You're telling me it's an easy shot? My god! Sign me up, my good doc!

does fat AND floppy count? #fcf

Some good ol’ fashioned Big Boy Bonding with @donniesama.bsky.social and company!

Who wants to see? Dropping soon

Lois Lane disapproves of Jimmy Olsen’s new friends, a horde of monsters made out of fire.

Trying to get your straight friends to hang out with your queer friends like:

Ok bro…bet. Let’s go~~~

undermining this a bit by admitting i do use "how's it goin" as an intro line on scruff...

we should never actually answer "how are you?" when someone uses it as a greeting
want me to respond with more than just "alive" ? ask a real question

Happy #FCF he/him, he/they and they/them lads

i'm 6'3 and i love those too! what a coincidence

🤤 hay

I think my Gay Bear Pool Party Poster is infinitely cooler than any of the ai slop that’s being posted.

🤤