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Moose Jaw Moss

@kommissarkrabs.bsky.social

I yearn to be reclaimed by the earth

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judging by the rapidity with which this guy shot himself, gonna say suicide was probably at least an equivalent motive to anything else

24.09.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1255    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 2

I am so fucking close to escaping the military. Why do they have to make the last yards the hardest?!? Just let me gooooooooo

19.09.2025 08:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

does this guy get a combat action ribbon or no?

12.09.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1067    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 2

20 more days and I’m free from the Air Force!

11.09.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Secretly drugging/dosing your wife/girlfriend is super gross behavior. Ew. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

29.12.2024 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 199    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
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Cuddle puddle 😍

29.12.2024 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i've pondered orbs you people wouldn't believe

25.12.2024 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ah fuck it’s almost the end of the year and i haven’t eaten any spiders yet

23.12.2024 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 552    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 2
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Keep rollin' #katamari

21.12.2024 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This player two is like your little brother that you finally agreed to co-op with. Their execution is a mess but the kids got spirit lol

20.12.2024 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*chefs kiss*

20.12.2024 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Don’t make me tap the sign. Strikes are supposed to be disruptive

Don’t make me tap the sign. Strikes are supposed to be disruptive

If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:

19.12.2024 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 41392    πŸ” 10357    πŸ’¬ 461    πŸ“Œ 292

This job may actually be killing me

19.12.2024 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah the β€œfast food” here in Japan is legit. Even convenience store food is lightyears ahead of the states.

19.12.2024 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Todays got me feelin like

19.12.2024 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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15 Year glow up

19.12.2024 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
If the situation was hopeless

Their propaganda would be unnecessary

If the situation was hopeless Their propaganda would be unnecessary

17.12.2024 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 327    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5
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The magic of being a cats chosen person

18.12.2024 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is wearing a pirate costume and a hat . ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a pirate costume and a hat .
17.12.2024 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm 100% positive if I go digging through my wife's old stuff I will find the exact same one buried in there (all the cool girls had one)

17.12.2024 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can feel the "social media before our parents joined" of this photo

17.12.2024 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Smart. Everyone knows blunt weapons do +50% damage to undead.

17.12.2024 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once upon a time, my drunk friend punched the CD player in my Honda Civic to stop it from skipping. This broke the ejection function of the device and for the next two years we could only listen to Nelly's debut album Country Grammer. What a time to be alive!

17.12.2024 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Treat me like a pirate and gimme that booty

16.12.2024 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aww the king got a crown πŸ₯Ί

14.12.2024 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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