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SamAt5am from the bird app {call me Sam! '97 she/they; głównie ona/czasem on} I don't belong to this age, I belong to dragon age #samwrites

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Aprendido hoy: marineros angloparlantes del siglo XVI tomaron la palabra española «tronada» para referirse a una tormenta violenta y muy ventosa. Pero la pronunciaban mal y decían: «tornado».

28.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 32    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0
a drawing of Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji sitting on the ground with the rabbits. Wei Wuxian puts bunnies in Lan Zhan's sleeves. Lan Zhan is saying "Wei Ying, what's on your mind?" Wei Wuxian answers "We should test the capacity of your sleeves"

a drawing of Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji sitting on the ground with the rabbits. Wei Wuxian puts bunnies in Lan Zhan's sleeves. Lan Zhan is saying "Wei Ying, what's on your mind?" Wei Wuxian answers "We should test the capacity of your sleeves"

Someone on tumblr asked for LWJ with a ridiculous amount of bunnies in his sleeves. I think that’s the only way the bunnie could have gotten there 😂

#mdzs #wangxian

28.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 182    🔁 76    💬 7    📌 1
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 — 👍 17809    🔁 7609    💬 41    📌 112

ten post ma tak bardzo energię "żebyś się kurwa nie zdziwił" że bardziej się chyba nie da, kocham to

28.02.2026 11:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

brown ink sounds neat for maps tbh 👀

27.02.2026 22:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Fae lights off / on ⚔️🕯️ #VarFlins

27.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 724    🔁 144    💬 3    📌 0

Me sale un video en Instagram de «reto de tres días sin alcohol».

Yo: —¿Solamente tres días? Pero si eso es...

Video: —29, 30 y 31 de febrero. 😂

Yo: —Tenemos un problema y a lo mejor deberíamos hablar más de eso.

26.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 182    🔁 63    💬 1    📌 1
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"What's happening?" I don't know either. Kaveh is sad and there's a horse, idk

#genshinimpactart #kavetham #haikaveh

26.02.2026 10:30 — 👍 29    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress)
@rebeccaferguson.com

This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request.

why on earth would you message me if you were real

I need you to watch my movies.

the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies?

I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft.
In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

26.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 9967    🔁 2206    💬 80    📌 64

Twilight, blog.onet.pl, about 10 or 11 I think

26.02.2026 09:42 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

LOOKS AMAZING and so tasty! the pose is great omnomnomnom

26.02.2026 09:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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A perfect moment to dig through the desk, pull something out and dust it off.

Old but gold, still unfinished #Kaeya and #Diluc🦚🦉

| #lukae #genshin #genshinimpact |

26.02.2026 08:42 — 👍 97    🔁 25    💬 4    📌 0
being obnoxiously loud in a semi public place

being obnoxiously loud in a semi public place

2020 throwback... #luckae

25.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 221    🔁 54    💬 1    📌 0

how to make any fandom fun:
- block a lot of people
- find 2 or 3 friends who are either into the same thing or will listen to you yapping about it anyway
- do your thing, don’t give a shit what anyone else thinks

25.02.2026 20:50 — 👍 543    🔁 269    💬 2    📌 22
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“i can tell when a virgin wrote smut” no you can not. you can tell when someone who is bad at writing wrote smut. there’s no magical knowledge that unlocks before and after sex that makes you better at writing it.

25.02.2026 17:11 — 👍 172    🔁 40    💬 3    📌 7
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Week #6 of beating Dottore solo: Arlecchino
(yeah, I felt lazy today)

24.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

don't reward this craven belated backpedaling now that they've seen we will in fact put our money where our mouths are instead of in their damn pockets.

it's far too little and way too late. let nitro starve.

24.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 10    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Reflection of One's True Self
#TGCF

23.02.2026 18:06 — 👍 133    🔁 53    💬 3    📌 0
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Genshindle

I found today's #Genshindle in 3 tries!

🟪🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟪🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩🟩
🟪🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥

genshindle.com

23.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

indeed you did!

22.02.2026 17:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gosh, I love him

22.02.2026 17:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

very important and lore accurate

22.02.2026 17:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Notes on Flins:
1. Gremlin
2. Whore

22.02.2026 13:55 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

I'm trying to learn Dragonstrike and I'm so bad at itttttt 😭

21.02.2026 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Genshindle

I found today's #Genshindle in 4 tries!

🟪🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟪🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩🟥
🟪🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩🟥
🟪🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩🟥

genshindle.com

21.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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jokes aside idgaf if people knew what my ao3 history is. i’m an adult, i don’t have catholic guilt, and everything i read is perfectly legal. if anyone would be scandalized by it, it’s their problem not mine.

21.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 108    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

*hugs back*

21.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0