POV: A German migrant explains
1️⃣ Limp Bizkit vs MAGA
2️⃣ How to stop Trump from annexing places
3️⃣ Why Iceland felt safer
Now back in Kalamazoo tonight at Brewery Outre 🍻
Pull up.
#ComedyTok #PoliticalComedy #Iceland #MidwestComedy #ForYou 🇮🇸🔥
27.02.2026 19:36 —
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Quick minute from an incredible Saturday night with “Comedy in Iceland”
🇩🇪❤️🇮🇸
I brought the Northfolk:
• Romance
• Love
• Cultural appropriation
• And a PhD in sexual irresponsibility
They laughed. Hard.
Full 8-minute on YouTube.
🎥 youtu.be/0rPayrKpeSs
#StandUpComedy #LiveComedy
#OnlyFons
22.02.2026 19:00 —
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Quick Intermission regarding the #MAHA Ad.
#MakeR🍇pistNastyAgain
P.S.: how many kids could have been fed with these Millions?
09.02.2026 08:06 —
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Excuse me?!
Person!
PERSON!
My eyeS are up here!
☝🏻
08.02.2026 10:44 —
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Vom alten “Boots” zum “Re-Boots” – was lief, was nicht 😉. Morgen: “Comedy Bubbles” Stuttgart, 19:30. Fast aus-reserviert!
Kommt vorbei! 🇩🇪✨
Sagt mir Goodbye!
#ComedyBubbles #StuttgartComedy #GoodbyeDeutschland
#StandUp
07.02.2026 17:33 —
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Ich esse Frikadellensemmel und Pfälzer Saumagen
und danach gibt’s mein letztes Deutschland-Set dieser Reise.
🕢 Morgen Sonntag • 08.02.2026 • 19:30
🎤 Comedy Bubbles
🎟️ Eintritt frei (Reservierung nötig)
Das Finale. Punkt.
#comedy #standup #comedybluesky #livecomedy #germancomedy
07.02.2026 09:24 —
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Last chance 🇩🇪🎤
My last comedy show in Germany (for this visit) is happening this Sunday in Stuttgart.
Come by, laugh with me, before I disappear back across the Atlantic.
Comedy Bubbles · 7:30 PM
#StandUpComedy #LiveComedy #LastShow #ComedyInGermany #Stuttgart
06.02.2026 06:44 —
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Poser! In the best way possible! 😉
Your dedication is inspiring! 💪🏼
04.02.2026 08:56 —
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6 years ago I met the most amazing man.
Robby is my best companion, safest place, favorite adventure, and biggest love.
We’ve crossed countries, survived life, and built something steady in a crazy world.
I love you. Ich liebe dich, Robby. 🤍
P.S. A day late — privileged white old man style.
03.02.2026 09:24 —
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Stuttgart - Warmes Heimspiel im Reboots in Stuttgart!
Alphabet Mafia 🌈 und Bären: kommt vorbei und schaut ob ich heftiger “b💣mbe” als gestern!
Es wird ein Fest!
19:30 Uhr, Reboots Stuttgart!
#Stuttgart #Comedy #StandUp #OnlyFons
28.01.2026 12:30 —
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Was für ein Abend gestern bei Comedy Bubbles ✨
Tolles Publikum, richtig gute Energie –
und ein neuer Joke für alle, die die Geschichte kennen.
Mehr sag ich nicht. 👀🎤
#StandUpComedy #ComedyBubbles #NewJoke #LiveComedy #OnlyFons #Stuttgart #BadenWuerttemberg
27.01.2026 13:36 —
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Tonight - next Show:
In Stuttgart at Comedy Bubbles!
19:30 Uhr!
Let’s have a Blast!
And eat Döner afterwards!
#Standup #Comedy #Stuttgart
25.01.2026 15:52 —
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POV: You come back to Germany and immediately
🥨 eat butterbrezels
🧖♂️ get naked with strangers
🎤 explain why ICE is derailing the USA
📍 Stuttgart
🎭 Comedy Bubbles
🗓 Tomorrow & Monday
Come for comedy.
Stay for the European concern. 😌
#ComedyTok #GermanTok #Stuttgart #StandUpComedy #ExpatTok
24.01.2026 06:52 —
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Sorry #AnnArbor - ICE fucks up more stuff:
No show tonight!
New Date will be communicated soon!
Thank you for understanding!
14.01.2026 23:30 —
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Quick 45s from last time at McDuffs.
Midwest traffic really brings out people’s personalities.
🎤 Catch it live tonight at Turtle Cat Comedy
📍 Ann Arbor · 9PM · HereSay Brewing
#Comedy #StandUp #LiveComedy #AnnArbor #Midwest
14.01.2026 12:36 —
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Loved performing at 50 First Jokes in Ann Arbor 🎤
Short sets, sharp crowd, great way to start the year.
This clip is about accents, identity, and finding your voice 🇩🇪🗣️
Catch me live next:
📅 Tuesday, Jan 6
🎭 Comedy at McDuff’s
#standupcomedy #livecomedy #comedian #midwestcomedy #comedy
03.01.2026 17:16 —
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These pics are from my husband. Stop stealing stuff. And if that is not your business model: Stop post stolen stuff without credits!
Post yourself if you have to!
Leech!
02.01.2026 18:43 —
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That pic is from my husband. Stop stealing stuff. And if that is not your business model: Stop post stolen stuff without credits!
02.01.2026 18:38 —
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New shows loading like a German train schedule 🚆
(except these will be late and emotionally disruptive)
US gigs + 🇩🇪 Germany spoiler unlocked 👀
Come laugh, judge my accent, and watch me overshare live.
📍All dates & info:
www.alfonsmueller.com/gigs
#StandUp #Comic #OnlyFons #MidlifeCrisis
30.12.2025 14:55 —
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And that’s my recap from #TikTok : 2025 was a fun year - more jokes to tell 2026!
A lot of #StandUp , some #Influencer Stuff and a lot of People, Animals & Stuff (aka Basecaps) I love!
Follow me there too: www.tiktok.com/@alfonsjmmue...
#MiddlechildSyndrome
28.12.2025 20:53 —
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only_fons on Instagram: "🎁🎄 A CHRISTMAS PRESENTFor the people who follow my comedy.For the people who clicked by accident.And for the family members I for…"
🎁🎄 A CHRISTMAS PRESENTFor the people who follow my comedy.For the people who clicked by accident.And for the family members I forgot to text.My last show before Christmas turned into a full old man drag stand-up set — sequins, German accent, anxiety meds, Midwest winter, and jokes doing the emotional heavy lifting.So I wrapped it up and put the full 12 minutes from Brewery Outré on YouTube.👉 Link is in my bio.Watch it, laugh a little, and if you feel generous:leave a like, a comment, or share it — as a small Christmas present back to me and my comedy persona 🎅💅#ChristmasPresent #StandUpComedy #OldManDrag #QueerComedy #OnlyFonsView all comments
🎁🎄 Last Christmas present, I swear.
I uploaded my newest stand-up set:
12 min of cheap jokes, an even cheaper Santa costume, & old man drag energy.
Watch it on YouTube, leave a like, a comment or just money:
👉 www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnc7...
www.instagram.com/reel/DSooVIR...
26.12.2025 01:01 —
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YouTube video by Alfons Müller
Red Hat, Big Chesticles & Bavarian Demons | Stand-Up Comedy
🎁 A Christmas present 🎁
For everyone who follows me, everyone who ended up here by chance,
& the family members I forgot.
🎄 The full 12-minute old stand-up set from Brewery Outré is now on YouTube.
👉 youtu.be/vnc7ICYRAUI
#ChristmasPresent #StandUpComedy #OldManDrag #QueerJoy #OnlyFons
24.12.2025 06:03 —
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From red-hat feared gangster to your daddy’s Santa fantasy 🎅💦
Brewery Outré Comedy Show never misses - but this one came with extra jolly, extra ho-ho-hoes, and questionable Christmas morals.
Old Man Drag season is officially OPEN.
#StandUpComedy #Kalamazoo #OldManDrag #SantaClause #Comedy
20.12.2025 16:35 —
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When the orange pus yam tweets about tragedy, I do what Germans do best: explain things. 🇩🇪💅
Tonight: the real meaning of “TDS.”
Spoiler: it’s the hope that the Files gonna be released before the Dementia is deleting everything 🧠📱
#StandUpComedy #RobReiner #TDS #OnlyFons #despicable
16.12.2025 02:30 —
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Blast from the Past ➡️ Blast into Tonight’s Show 💥
Flo’s Pizzeria, Belmont by North Kent Comedy Productions! 🍕
Dropping stupid jokes beside actual talent —
and even PE teachers can’t bully this. 😎
🍕 Shared pizza knots + unsolicited German accent.
#OnlyFons #StandUpComedy #BlueskyComedy #Michigan
11.12.2025 05:48 —
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Cuties
07.12.2025 12:09 —
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That’s so bad photoshop… 🤯
let these both men alone, creep!
As if there is not enough real porn to steal…
07.12.2025 12:07 —
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POV: You came for jokes, and I gave you UTI-in-cutie energy, famine-eating, poopbag Olympics & Amazon Fairy Day ✨💩
Also auditioning as the next Ozempic Before Photo. Wish me luck. 😂
#comedy #standup #onlyfons #gaytiktok #fyp #ozempic #utiincutie #bearsofbluesky
04.12.2025 20:19 —
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When Thanksgiving/Family-, Friends-, Self- & even Bear-Giving says goodbye and Mobster-Xmas kicks the door in.
Yes, I revealed the glitter tank. Yes, Old Man Drag is now seasonal. 🍂➡️🎄🔥
#OnlyFons #Comedy #StandUp #Funny #HolidaySeason
30.11.2025 21:34 —
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As the news cycle tries to bury the Epstein Files under another “surprise” geopolitical crisis (hello, Venezuela), I offer a different distraction:
A throwback to my ranking of future presidents by PWB: President With Benefits.
#StandUp #comedy #satire #germanhumor #michiganlife #onlyfons
30.11.2025 16:08 —
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