When Thanksgiving/Family-, Friends-, Self- & even Bear-Giving says goodbye and Mobster-Xmas kicks the door in.
Yes, I revealed the glitter tank. Yes, Old Man Drag is now seasonal. 🍂➡️🎄🔥
#OnlyFons #Comedy #StandUp #Funny #HolidaySeason
30.11.2025 21:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
As the news cycle tries to bury the Epstein Files under another “surprise” geopolitical crisis (hello, Venezuela), I offer a different distraction:
A throwback to my ranking of future presidents by PWB: President With Benefits.
#StandUp #comedy #satire #germanhumor #michiganlife #onlyfons
30.11.2025 16:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
West Michigan — after Thanksgiving, you’ll need a laugh.
Good news: I’m at Dr. Grins on Nov 29th.
Even better news: the entire flying-turkey promo was made with AI.
🎟️ GrinStix.com
Come recover with comedy.
#Comedy #StandUp #GrandRapids #ThanksgivingWeekend #WestMichigan
27.11.2025 02:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The most self-censored clip I’ve ever posted — because apparently history, politics, and gay reactions don’t mix unless there’s a saxophone battle involved 🎷😏
The world’s gone wild!
#Comedy #StandUpComedy #Satire #DarkHumor #TDS #OnlyFons #CancelCulture #WTF
24.11.2025 02:46 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Saginaw, MI welcomed me with open arms and possibly haunted walls.
“Fat Steve Feeds the Kids” was pure chaos in the best way.
All the comics slayed — enough that I could roast everyone including myself.
Talking big bellies and Wicked Part 2: For Good.
#Comedy #OnlyFons #Standup #Wicked2 #BigBelly
16.11.2025 17:58 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
14.11.2025 13:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Small crowd. Big laughs.
Turns out jokes can work — especially when you’re roasting yourself. 😏
Next Sat.: Saginaw, MI — Fat Steve Feeds the Kids!
Bring food instead of cash.
Let’s make comedy feed more. 🥫🎤
#ComedyForACause #MichiganComedy #Saginaw #StandUp #FatSteveFeedsTheKids #OnlyFons
09.11.2025 19:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Let me know if you need a gym buddy… to stare at you awkwardly and slight teabagging
04.11.2025 23:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
🧛♂️ This Halloween, I unleashed my most haunting creation: Alfons the GER-MAN.
Part satire, part horror story, all accent.
If this post disappears, it’s not a ghost — it’s the shadowban.
Like and repost to keep the monster alive.
#StandUpComedy #Halloween #DarkComedy #GermanHumor #Comedy
31.10.2025 14:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wrestling’s newest villain enters comedy: All-Fotz the GER-MAN — 350 lbs of organized rage and golden paperwork.
See him this Wednesday at River City Saloon, Grand Rapids.
#Comedy #Wrestling #AllFotz #TheGerman #GrandRapidsComedy #AltComedy #StandUp
28.10.2025 11:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
YouTube video by Alfons Müller
Grin & BEAR Comedy | Alfons Mueller – German Humor, Culture Clashes & Belly Laughs
New week, new set — straight from San Francisco.
The full SF Eagle set is live on YouTube.
youtu.be/85z4Ae5OB10
It’s equal parts cultural exchange, gay anthropology, and cheese science. 🧀
#Comedy #GermanComedian #StandUp #SFComedy #OnlyFons
27.10.2025 04:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This Halloween season… laughter meets lucha.
The mask is on, the jokes are sharp, and the Scary Migrant fights for your laughs.
🇩🇪💀 One mic. Four shows. Infinite chaos.
#GERMANMAN #HalloweenComedy #LuchadorLaughs #ScaryMigrant #OnlyFons #MidwestComedy #StandUp #Comedy
26.10.2025 00:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Did my first outdoor set at Bearrison Street Fair in San Francisco.
Bears, sunshine, and a protest called No Kings.
So I told them what we Germans did with ours. 🇩🇪
Call it comedy with historical context.
#StandUp #Bearrison #Comedy #OnlyFons #GayComedian #NoKings
20.10.2025 19:37 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Last night’s Grin & BEAR show was a riot — thank you @safewordscomedy for the mic and mayhem.
Next: Bearrison Street Fair Mainstage, 2:30 PM today.
German accent. Queer chaos. Public therapy disguised as comedy.
#Comedy #BearrisonStreetFair #Standup #QueerComedian #GayBear #LGBTQComedy
18.10.2025 18:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🐻 The bears are dramatic, but the laughs are real.
Catch me live at Comedy Oakland, Mushin 2.0, this Thursday Oct 16, 8PM!
No drink minimums. No hidden fees.
📍Mushin 2.0 — 416 13th St, Oakland
🎟️ Tickets at ComedyOakland.com
#ComedyOakland #OnlyFons #BayAreaComedy #StandUp #LiveComedy
15.10.2025 11:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy Birthday!
15.10.2025 00:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Half-hairy➡️Half-shaved🟰Fully committed.
I’ve become the Gen X nonfluencer: my torso was worth investing in 🪒
Misunderstood def the assignment.
🗓️ This week: 3 shows in San Francisco (Thu–Sat)
All Info: www.alfonsmueller.com
#Comedy #Chubby #Chaser #BodyHair #SanFranciscoComedy #OnlyFons
12.10.2025 12:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🐂 Two bears 🦬. One train station 🚂. Zero mercy. KIDNEYSTONE =
The Yellowstone × Brokeback Mountain mashup you didn’t ask for. 🤠
See the real chaos live: Bearrison Street Fair + Grin & BEAR @ SF Eagle Oct 17 + 18, SF!
All Info: www.alfonsmueller.com
#Comedy #Bearrison #OnlyFons #Yellowstone #StandUp
11.10.2025 13:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🧸 Kalamazoo — tonight gets thick, hairy & highly questionable.
Testing new Bear Comedy material for #Bearrison Street Fair next week.
📍 Brewery Outrè Comedy
🕗 8 PM
🍺 Same gay, new testing ground.
#StandUpComedy #BearCulture #OnlyFons #BlueskyBears #ChubbyChubbyChaser
10.10.2025 13:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🎥 Meet Gary, 52 — searching for love since VHS. 💔
He’s AI-generated, emotionally unavailable, and probably still rewinding his last breakup.
But I’m real: on Oct 18 I’m coming to #Bearrison in SF to rock your stage (and maybe your daddy issues).
💅🇩🇪 #BearrisonStreetFair #GayComedy #OnlyFons #Sora2
08.10.2025 13:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Solved the loneliness epidemic with one naughty German saying. And some dating App Advices!
📺 NEW on YouTube: my full 7-minute set from Ann Arbor’s Say What! Open Mic:
👉 Watch here: youtu.be/NrxWDwrULRc
#StandupComedy #GermanComic #LonelinessEpidemic #MichiganComedy #OnlyFons
02.10.2025 12:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Amazi-tiddies!
30.09.2025 19:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lost at “Kingpin of Comedy Semifinal.” 🎤👑
I brought Fat Bear Week 🐻🍩, Lederhosen drag 🧓🏻🇩🇪 & functional depression 😅💊… still no top 3. 🙃
More spiral fuel 🔄, more grind 💪🔥.
#Comedy #StandUp #WorkInProgress
#Lederhosen
30.09.2025 12:21 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I gave Ann Arbor a crash course in cultural appropriation 🇩🇪:
✨ History isn’t a costume
✨ Postcard painters → birthday card painters 🎨
✨ Banning the one pill that helps pregnancy? Ex-husband energy 💊
🎤 Tomorrow: King Pin Semifinals! Vote live 👉 alfonsmueller.com
#Comedy #StandUp
27.09.2025 13:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hi Nomie, das ist doch schon eine ganze Menge!
And for sure will check the lavender laughs out when i make it to the Big Apple!
Thank you for checking in.
Best
Alfons
26.09.2025 12:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tonight in #AnnArbor - great spontaneous LineUp at an awesome OpenMic! #StandUp #Comedy
25.09.2025 19:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I messed up and got hoaxed! Sorry - my bad!
#Accountability #Update
25.09.2025 03:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Show cancelled tonight — instead I’m sending you a distilled memory-lane meltdown: unfiltered, not PG, and yes — we invented the Human Kleenex. If you’re offended, congratulations — you still care. 🧻✨
#OnlyFons #StandUp #QueerComedy #RelationshipFails
25.09.2025 02:39 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Uh Oh - #Meta is marking & labeling now #Antifacists!
Why are #MAGA & #Techbros so keen on protecting #Facists? Do they have more self awareness than assumed?
Also: Release the #Epstein Files!
Just cultural approbation:
Everyone should learn who marked Jews and Gays in Germany 85 years ago!
24.09.2025 13:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I rate myself on the German 🇩🇪, American 🇺🇸, gay 🌈, and gay bear 🐻 spectrum. Spoiler: it’s a different rating everywhere.
🎤 Next up: Catch me THIS WEDNESDAY at Dr. Grins, Grand Rapids.
👉 Tickets via alfonsmueller.com
#StandUpComedy #GayBear #GermanComedian #GrandRapidsComedy #DrGrins #ComedyLife
23.09.2025 04:42 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
