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Photo of a missing slice of cheesecake that looks like a cheesecake hull floating in a deep blue ocean. The "ocean" is actually the blueberry topping on the large cheesecake that we don't see completely.

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

“Most people are jolly nice actually. Don’t listen to the algorithms that try to divide us. If only the government can tackle the [checks the boisterous yet excellent national press] terrifying influx of foreign murderers, I think we can all enjoy a jolly nice cup of tea together.”

Given that the world now knows, loves and thirsts for Jonathan Bailey it’s sad that most people won’t have seen his rendition of Not Getting Married Today from Company

It’s giving

Ok but this being a paid advertisement on instagram is taking me out

Ask someone from Birmingham in the UK to read you this line

This could be an AfD ad

I’ve said it before but this app is basically methadone for Twitter. It’s a tool for getting off the hard stuff but it’s never gonna hit like the good old days

Seems like an extremely weird comment to attach to a fascist politician gathering more and more support and threatening to strip away LGBT rights. “Oh, Nigel”? Like he’s your mate you’re a bit disappointed in?

The thing that people who constantly worry about Bluesky being unpopular & unable to reach the heights of twitter in its heyday don’t understand, is that this is not a replacement for twitter, this is X methadone. Allow the poison to drain, the cravings to wane and smile as you put down the phone

And I say that as someone who has voted green since then

I think a lot of people on the left have pretty limited trust in the Green Party. They had an opportunity in the Corbyn era to be critical friends and allies but they demonstrated that old party political games were more important than coalition building, hard to trust them now

I know dating these days is rough but I’m not sure we should start calling the police on someone for having a second date within a week of the first…

Read to this tune

katie @katefeetie put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling

This is THE tweet of all time

It’s not, it’s both an adjective and a noun and when using the noun adding of after is correct, guessing people think because the Greek original (10,000) can’t be used that way it’s wrong in English but the noun use in English is actually older than the adjective

Part of the pleasure is feeling like you’re in nature which means being able to hear the birds and see more than the back of other people’s heads

It’s nice that gen z are enjoying hiking and exploring the countryside but for the love of god stop with these groups of 30 people. Can’t describe how much less pleasant you make the experience for yourselves and anyone else out walking in these massive groups

It’s the last hold-out on the famous 1970s National Front leaflet so it’s inevitable!

BREAKING: Labour will formally recognise trans women as ‘men’ tomorrow. It means trans women will be banned from all women shortlists and all Labour women’s groups. Revolting. The party’s relationship with LGBT+ is over.

I don’t know, like so many centrist commentators I too was mildly concussed 2015-2020 and have no idea what I might be referring too

Or, perhaps, a long series of fraudsters claiming to offer change but delivering only more misery every time is not the fault of the voters but instead a corrupt political system propped up by the media who loudly backs them each time and does everything in their power to squash real alternatives?

The problems in our society are not caused by migrants or refugees.

They are caused by an economic system rigged in favour of corporations and billionaires.

If the government wanted to improve people’s lives, it would tax the rich and build an economy that works for us all.

Extremely mid-August vibes in the parks of London this afternoon and on pavements outside the pubs this evening. I take as much pleasure in it as the next man drunk on vitamin D and hazy IPAs, but I worry about the state of us come actual summer

AI is going to take all of our jobs