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Why do the biathletes not simply shoot the other guys if they ski past

small brain: "the elves frown upon human-elf relationships because they are hidebound reactionaries"

large brain: "any elf that has sex with a human under the age of 100 is a disgusting pervert"

i hate when a friend group just has a token “guy who sucks” that nobody’s allowed to criticize bc that’s just how he is or whatever

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It's always a matter of will not resources.

Today's Sketches: Hands ♡

Onion headline from October 7th, 1998: "On-Line Gambling Too Depressing To Even Think About." Photo is a behind the shoulder shot of a person using an old 90s desktop computer to visit a web 1.0 gambling site. They're clearly at The Computer Desk: there's also a Magic 8 Ball and a box of tissues.

I remember this Onion headline striking me in 1998: wow, that really IS depressing; people do that? I've thought of it frequently in the intervening decades, especially these past few years as everything in the world becomes "On-Line Gambling"

a screenshot showing: - reposts of "pronouncing mustache like headache" - likes of "pronouncing headache like mustache"

wake up homie, new culture war just dropped

The image is a meme with three panels, using a scene from a movie to humorously convey a conversation about prosecuting people associated with the Epstein files. 1. Top Panel: Shows two characters, with the left one facing the camera and the right one seen from behind. The text reads: "prosecute everyone in the Epstein files." 2. Middle Panel: Features a close-up of the right character facing the camera. The text states: "if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse." 3. Bottom Panel: The left character is in focus, looking at the right character, with the text: "I already said prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, you don't need to sell it to me."

dreamy pics from valentimes aquarium date

Tumblr post: [guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

This. Fuck, this so often

Soggy for 1/3/2026

Before I leave for magfest, have an extra special soggy video post, for 1/6/2026

That Tom Gauld meme of the two opposing nations perfectly mirrored, but edited to be between archives and museums.

slow day in the office so figured we'd start some beef with museums

I love you game boy advance

An Onion op-ed by Santa Claus: Ho, Ho, Ho! I'm Regrowing My Foreskin!

'Tis the season!

theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-...

1 ENORMOUS SKLEATON STANDEN ABOVE HUMMAN CIVILZATION OFFERING DA 3 IDEA'S THAT WILL IMPROVE OUR SHIT NATION : 1. OUTLAW LANDLORDS 2. NATIONALIZE HOSPITAL'S 3. IMPROVE LUNCHABLE'S AND THOSE ARE THE DAMB TRUTH, AND IF YOUR GOING TO ARGUE WITH A SKELOTON THEN YOUR GONGA LOOK BAD IMMEDIATELY, ITS AN INCREDIBLE DIALECTICAL STANCE ,GET ON MY LEVVEL, IF YOU WANT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

RETWEET IF IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN

sign that says “CHOOSE LIFE ABORTION KILLS” but due to the poor layout reads as”CHOOSE ABORTION LIFE KILLS”

Checkbox: I agree to Extreme Pizza

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

her interactions with wendell are especially funny to me; i was worried some of their dynamic would be lost after the plot of the first book but it’s still there (and developing!)

current read: “emily wilde’s map of the otherlands”

roughly 55% through

the diary format is implemented better than it was in the first book, the whimsy remains, and emily wilde is still a very funny narrator in all her grumpiness.

#booksky #bookish #currentlyreading

a flower arrangement consisting of gerbera daisies, carnations, and spray roses sits on a table in front of a stack of books.

belated birthday flowers :)

Katze liegt seitlich auf der Straße und unterhalb von ihr ist auf dem Asphalt ein Fahrrad gezeichnet

Heute Radtour. War sehr entspannend. 😏

#HappyCaturday

Merrill would be so excited to meet Assan the griffon

Assan means Arrow and she's always wanted a baby griffon called Feathers, close enough~

1 hour doodle <3

#DragonAge #DragonAgeTheVeilguard

nooo my censoring was TOO effective!!!

the full covers are gorgeous as well! especially mortal follies, probably my fav on the stack for aesthetics

every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

i block br*nd*n s*nders*n fans btw