I love how in new shows or movies, any flashbacks are from 2019 or before. Like we’ve all collectively decided that we just aren’t going to talk about COVID lol
21.11.2025 00:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love how in new shows or movies, any flashbacks are from 2019 or before. Like we’ve all collectively decided that we just aren’t going to talk about COVID lol
21.11.2025 00:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I truly believe that two shirts could be made out of the exact same material but the grey one will be more comfortable
12.06.2025 22:24 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Age of Adeline is one of my very favorite movies and it’s leaving Netflix soon. Please practice self care today and watch this movie. Gobless
29.03.2025 17:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m frickin stupid too - but no billionaire status for me
19.03.2025 20:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The original White Lotus intro was the best one I said what I said
16.03.2025 00:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yea your 30s are great until you have to spend ALL your vacation time on weddings 🤦♂️
03.03.2025 21:13 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Water sliding in El Yunque rainforest
31.01.2025 18:58 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Checking in from Condado Beach in San Juan 👋
30.01.2025 19:59 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I was just reading my book on the beach and this very friendly horse came up to say hello
28.01.2025 22:55 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
First full day in Puerto Rico. Went snorkeling at Icacos Island - I think it’s called
26.01.2025 20:49 — 👍 85 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Im mad at Ozempic for getting rid of dad bods. Boycott!
25.01.2025 22:52 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have that same shirt 😁
23.01.2025 00:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Just a fun little doodle
18.01.2025 23:48 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A sword and crown sort of doo hickey 😁
18.01.2025 23:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone please mentor me on how to get rich
18.01.2025 20:29 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Tattoo appointment scheduled ✅
Skeet about it ✅
No cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
Oh jeez 😬
I think I have newfound obsession for the Witcher series
14.01.2025 03:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Went to a gay bar for the first time in a long time and I felt very old
12.01.2025 08:05 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Day #1 of being in my 30’s
05.01.2025 16:24 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I turn 30 on Sunday and I have no idea what to do since it’s going to be cold as balls
01.01.2025 16:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy new years! Here’s a picture of me with a towel animal
01.01.2025 07:22 — 👍 37 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Oh boy, I’ve seen how y’all’s grandmas drive. I think it’s gonna be the reindeer getting ran over this year
22.12.2024 19:16 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of my favorite things is when a sock comes out of the dryer and it’s not inside out
21.12.2024 20:36 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For every snowfall I gain another gray hair
19.12.2024 16:43 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Didn’t have any service so I wasn’t able to check in when I was in the Bahamas but here is a late pic of the beautiful beach. It was definitely my favorite stop on the cruise
14.12.2024 13:49 — 👍 36 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was on a Carnival cruise! 😁
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Checking in from Turks & Caicos 🇹🇨👋
11.12.2024 16:59 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Checking in from the Dominican Republic 👋
10.12.2024 17:00 — 👍 39 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you’re under 5’9” can I get a hooyyyaaaaa
07.12.2024 04:33 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0