I'm sure whoever Diane's new lover is will just come and go and we'll never hear from him again.

Promo: NBC Thursday
Recording date: October 8, 1984

Remember when kids could casually call up fictional characters from R-rated movies? Ah, simpler times.

Advertisement: Call Freddy Krueger
Recording date: August 18, 1989

At this point, I've run out of jokes to use about Action Park, so... an Action Park ad.

Recording date: June 29, 1985.

I miss the days when Netflix was only for renting movies that they would mail to your home and you'd receive a disc that was scratched to a point where you could barely play it fully-through... wait a minute, I don't miss that at all.

Recording date: August 27, 2005

YouTube video by Ethan's TV Junk Yard Ethan's TV Junk Yard's 10th Anniversary Video (The Best of the Best)

Today marks our 10th Anniversary. To commemorate this, we have put together this compilation featuring the best of the best, the many commercials we have shared here throughout the past decade that we either really liked or just stood out to us.
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Seriously, why are these kids stalking and harassing this random woman for a product they could have easily purchased themselves at any grocery store?

Advertisement: Nesquik
Recording date: January 8, 2005

How can anyone have more fun in bed with those nightmare-ish giant moving lips?

Advertisement: Kleinsleep
Recording date: January 25, 1985

RIP to the Meineke guy.
#GeorgeForeman

Recording date: February 6, 2000

Can you believe there was a time when Sears was the king of all department stores?

Recording date: September 11, 1983

RIP George Lowe. There will never be another late night show host as talented as you were.

Promo: Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Recording date: June 27, 1995

We need to bring back these wacky, over-the-top lottery commercials.

Advertisement: New York Post Golden Scratch Game
Recording date: January 25, 1985

I'll admit, it's a little weird seeing Nickelodeon Studios being featured like this around this time, considering they were barely utilizing the studio by that point (outside of Slime Time Live).

Advertisement: Universal Orlando Resort
Recording date: April 11, 2003

Umm... I don't have many football-related ads on me, so here's a Monday Night Football promotional tie-in with the Where's the Beef woman.

Advertisement: Wendy's "Where's the Beef" Monday Night Football Game
Recording date: September 20, 1984

And I thought the live action-CGI Chipmunks were terrifying.

Advertisement: Alvin and the Chipmunks and the Magic Camera
Recording date: February 22, 1984

If you're having a Big Mac attack right now, proceed to the nearest hospital, immediately.

Advertisement: McDonald's Big Mac
Recording date: January 2, 1987

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