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@machetedog.bsky.social

29 | Butch Dyke | bicycle enjoyer and weird pervert

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Feeling like Iโ€™m on the verge of losing control of my life but at least I look a little hot.. and can capture that genuine numb failgirl look in nudes.

14.02.2026 06:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the one minorly fun thing being a depressed slob is that when you have a bit of a thing for shit in gross womenโ€ฆ.

14.02.2026 06:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the dual wield TMP gibbon gotta be one of the coolest to ever do it โค๏ธ

14.02.2026 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One of my classics

14.02.2026 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another day where I wish I wasnโ€™t a human. I am not built to survive in this world.

14.02.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tapping the sign again

14.02.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sketch of Sherry in her 50s, pear shaped and curvy as ever. There's a stripe of grey hair over her face.

A sketch of Sherry in her 50s, pear shaped and curvy as ever. There's a stripe of grey hair over her face.

Still got it

05.02.2026 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2619    ๐Ÿ” 555    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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iโ€™m worried about ruining this by inking it so iโ€™m posting the sketch

13.02.2026 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 807    ๐Ÿ” 169    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
This piece features Nikki resting on the ground, leaning to her left side. The piece puts on emphasis on the concept of accepting one's body: awes, flaws and all.

This piece features Nikki resting on the ground, leaning to her left side. The piece puts on emphasis on the concept of accepting one's body: awes, flaws and all.

this body of mine

13.02.2026 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 180    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Coral is laying down with electrolysis (hair removal) probes, which look like cables, stuck in her balls as a prerequisite for bottom surgery. The technician is observing her work.

Coral is laying down with electrolysis (hair removal) probes, which look like cables, stuck in her balls as a prerequisite for bottom surgery. The technician is observing her work.

The electrolysis technician asks โ€œDoes this sound okay so far?โ€ to which Coral says โ€œYeah, it doesnโ€™t feel too painful right now.โ€

The electrolysis technician asks โ€œDoes this sound okay so far?โ€ to which Coral says โ€œYeah, it doesnโ€™t feel too painful right now.โ€

Coral sits up, confused, thinking โ€œWait, why did she say โ€˜Soundโ€™?โ€

Coral sits up, confused, thinking โ€œWait, why did she say โ€˜Soundโ€™?โ€

Cut back to the original scene: the technician has headphones on and is looking at a DAW on her laptop, hooked up to the analog-synth-ass electrolysis machines, which are hooked up to Coralโ€™s balls like those videos where people use mushrooms to make noises with patch cables. Coral is surrounded by a crowd of people standing around like at a show, remarking on the quality of the music. She says, disturbed, โ€œOh my god. Youโ€™re making generative ambient with my balls.โ€ The technician simply says โ€œMaybe.โ€ Someone in the background says it sounds like shit.

Cut back to the original scene: the technician has headphones on and is looking at a DAW on her laptop, hooked up to the analog-synth-ass electrolysis machines, which are hooked up to Coralโ€™s balls like those videos where people use mushrooms to make noises with patch cables. Coral is surrounded by a crowd of people standing around like at a show, remarking on the quality of the music. She says, disturbed, โ€œOh my god. Youโ€™re making generative ambient with my balls.โ€ The technician simply says โ€œMaybe.โ€ Someone in the background says it sounds like shit.

Trans girl music

20.05.2025 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1147    ๐Ÿ” 321    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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hmm I think she's kinda into it

#teratophilia

13.02.2026 07:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2263    ๐Ÿ” 520    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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chubby girl sitting with shirt pulled up

chubby girl sitting with shirt pulled up

hi I'm a cute trans fox girl thing haiiiii

13.02.2026 06:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 154    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also Iโ€™m going to be even more annoying once I finish my horse shoe projectโ€ฆ I will be posting so many fucking pictures of themโ€ฆโ€ฆ.. I am not sorry <3

13.02.2026 07:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Becoming a horse girl but purely because I too am a large nervous animal with glass joints

13.02.2026 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 258    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

while i appreciate the influx of armpit art, it's not complete unless you have another girl licking it

13.02.2026 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 219    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I justโ€ฆ.. really fucking want attention but any amount of it makes me want to crawl in a hole and blow my shit smoove off. the paranoia of it all is too much. what is a woman to do.

13.02.2026 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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what did u say? i cldnt hear u over these cheeks ๐Ÿ˜

13.02.2026 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey yโ€™all, Cat Sonja here. I'm in a rough spot financially bc DSHS hasnโ€™t approved my eligibility for cash benefits, which is part of how I am able to pay rent every month, as trans girl cancer survivor. I need help with December rent, if yโ€™all can donate/share my links pls ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’ž

my.bio/catsonja

30.11.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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cunty commuter v.4

13.02.2026 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taking notesโ€ฆ sheโ€™s deploying new maneuvers

13.02.2026 06:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also thinking about walking back my no nudes/thirst trap postsโ€ฆ.. wish I could restrict rbโ€™s to keep from breaching containment.

13.02.2026 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

obv a natural sweaty pit is oft my top choice but itโ€™s fun to change it up. play around with other scents and than me later.

13.02.2026 06:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Different deodorants and scents create a lot of different possibilities and liven things up from time to time. #newtech

13.02.2026 06:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as an out and out pit hound, a subtle and slightly worn off deodorant is much like an olfactory lingerie. they two scents can really play well together and enhance the natural stink.

13.02.2026 06:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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zephyr snout honk with confetti blasting out of her ears

13.02.2026 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 209    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gilenan Moo Sketch NSFW

Gilenan Moo Sketch NSFW

A lil WIP from Jan for @gilneanmoo.bsky.social !!

There's a joke about a bone and burying somewhere >_>;;

12.02.2026 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 854    ๐Ÿ” 225    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:cowpog:

13.02.2026 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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