a mischievous little prankster (fiendishly)

The Night Epstein Died

i heard someone thats not me quote frost/nixon and my head did a whole 360

My ass when the function got lorcana card game and labubu

i cant wait to find a job in a city with two workplaces :)

So far Kash Patel and Dan Bongino have not located the killer in any of the strip clubs within a 100-mile radius of Utah Valley University.

modern day aurelius over here

yeah trump had a stroke ... stoke off that is ... stroke off this moral coil that is

yes

My mom at the casino: “you gotta let the slot machine speak to you. if it doesn’t speak to you don’t play it.”

Moments later: “you probably want to do that werewolf one, right?”

sagat is so cool and i am so old

Liking a comic book artist is like “I like how he draws Superman and I could go without how he draws a French woman getting her ass ate out by a tiger”

God I miss swapnote/I’ve been playing the horse game

(Guy on 40 mins of umamusume) i wonder how profitable horse betting is.

umamusume loading screen tips be like "Did you know? Mihono Bourbon dropped an entire Jersey's Mike's sub on the dirt and still ate it."

I just handed a letter to the mailman; he pat his belly and said “My, my! I couldn’t possibly eat another!” 🤨

Trump actually crazy for seeing Biden’s foreign policy and being like “you gonna finish that?”

Congratulations to NBA Champions Oklahoma City Thunder and to Finals MVP TJ McConnell

The Democratic Party using racist smears against Mamdani, digitally altering his image, and accepting Trumpworld money to elect a right wing sex pest like Cuomo is a clear message from the Old Guard Dems: "We are fundamentally opposed to progress and we think our voters, who we despise, are stupid."

There is so much sadness and pain in the world, but not here.

i will never understand anyone who believes that the systems we live under are necessary and that anyone who wants radical change is insane, unrealistic and unreasonable.

in my lifetime, it has never been so glaringly obvious that the opposite is true

A photo of Hilary Clinton and another one of Kamala Harris with the text "we fucking warned you".

This is profoundly stupid a few reasons. Here's two.

1. Neither was a dove and neither disavowed the prospect of war with Iran.

2. Both could have won if they'd won winning campaigns. They didn't persuade voters that isn't the voters' fault they should have been better at politics

I believe in times like this we’re clear to freely swap SNES roms out in the open

The idea that this political violence is the consequence of people on both sides cheering it on seems like a sympathetic point but just doesn’t hold up to history. In my adult life, I’ve seen people on the right do everything from kill politicians to kill regular citizens, and it’s shrugged off.

If democrats want to understand why everyone hates them they should consider that tons and tons of random people (many they rep) are protesting today in front of murder horny cops and putting themselves at legal and physical risk while pols refuse to do anything because they might get yelled at.

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace.

And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

knicks fans not taking this shit well at all

love this city

Being an adult in your 30s is remembering which one of your friends has the crippling fear of monkeys and which one is seals.

Open letter to Pride events: Stand with trans people, no pride for anti-trans parties We are LGBTQ+ and feminist organisations and individuals calling on the organisers of Pride events across the UK to take a stand against transphobia.

Open letter to Pride events: Stand with trans people, no pride for anti-trans parties