Ian from The Shire

Airport beers are a staple of my air travels. Even at 6am.

If i do one thing right in this world its that when im at a concert and I meet a sober person ... I will 100% make sure they don't give in to the alcohol.

Don't fuck up your life for a quick buzz at this show, bud. I will smack you.

I hate when I'm trying to have my designated cry session on the way to work, and it's interrupted by being tailed by a cop the last 15 minutes.
Sir, I'm trying to let the feelings out, not get angry.

alright TikTok kids I will now be dispensing advice on how to get rich and start a side hustle. step one: while your loser peers are partying at the club, you need to start locating sources of raw uranium and building a stockpile for future enrichment.

step two: Lasers. now the government says don-

Whelp! Congratulations to the Democratic Party for giving Trump a layup slam dunk the DAY BEFORE his inauguration, you toothless, shit suckers.

👇🏽

A crowd of marchers in front of the Washington Monument

Just two days before President-elect Trump’s inauguration, thousands of people attended the People’s March across Washington to rally against his hard-right plans for the country and show support for causes like racial justice, immigration and gun violence prevention. nyti.ms/3PE798z

TikTok is shut down in the US

I fear that the media (including social media) has successfully diluted the rise of class consciousness, and we are back to "Left vs Right" instead of "Up vs Down".

So close.

It's really do be like that sometimes

As soon as I tell myself that I need to go into saving mode... I started finding things I absolutely "need".
I'm not going to buy them...
But I'm not going to be happy about it either.

When children’s books go in the wrong direction

turkey stuffed with octopus tentacles, sitting on top of crab legs

Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?

Thou shalt not groove to the YMCA while marginalizing the communities that made the song iconic.

Makes me sad re-reading this amazing letter from ex-Watergate Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox sent to high school seniors in 1994 after they asked him “What should Americans learn from Watergate?” 20 years later in ‘94.

His answer is remarkable—unfortunately things didn’t work out so well in 2024.

The way ads are integrated now in my messages with snapchat is wild. I just might end up getting rid of almost everything in the coming months👁👄👁

Post from Adam If Matt Gaetz DIDNT rape a minor, the GOP would have released the report. Just fyi

Raw unvarnished truth here.

I'm getting such a kick out of Twitter dropping so fast and so far down the top charts list (general).

A random ai chat bot is higher than Twitter.

For the social list, it's 6th.

What does it mean when I feel like I'm annoying my therapist? They respond to me in texts and emails very consice which obviously means they hate me, right?

Yeah, so, skipping my ADD meds by accident was a terrible reminder of just how screwed my brain is. Don't recommend it unless you've spoken with your PCP about taking breaks 🧟‍♂️

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Dry Needling my back weekly has given me false confidence in my back bending and twisting abilities. They were right when they said, "Enjoy your 20s while you can."

I figured they meant the social life, not necessarily the pain of living. I for sure didn't think it'd all hurt the day I left my 20s.

I love that so many are advocating for libraries on my TL. If you don't know already, you can connect your library card to Libby, which allows you to read books on the Kindle store for FREE. #Booksky

hello and welcome to the 1M people that have joined Bluesky in the last week!!!

Right? I posted my last tweet with the same thing. 10 seconds in, and i have so many suggestions for all topics I need help with! So helpful.

Let's test out the bots here, ey?

I lost my crypto wallet metamask coinbase nft trade coin trustwallet hacked i was scammed id like to commission a sugardaddy i need iptv asap tonight crypto mining help instagram account been hacked. need a new banner help with my essay i need this on a tshirt

Twitter has fallen, and I'm SO happy to be here.