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Barely coherent and needlessly hostile

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When the vibe is doing dishes, laundry, and showering whenever you want, having working plumbing is low-key goated.

05.03.2026 01:38 — 👍 33    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

Though to be fair whatever the Shang were doing if it wasn't slavery it certainly wasn't *nice*

05.03.2026 13:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The petite bourgeois put "free" in quotes

05.03.2026 13:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mmhmm it occasionally comes up with a turn of phrase or an idea that's useful but that doesn't make up for the volume of shit you have to wade through

05.03.2026 13:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How can I make this about me Ryan?

05.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mmhmm

05.03.2026 01:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Truly they love death

05.03.2026 00:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wat hapm

04.03.2026 23:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That whole episode was written as a tragedy and directed as a farce it's a mess just in the level of craft

04.03.2026 23:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Riker could have salvaged the situation by getting Hornier.

"Sorry ambassador you can't have the trans lady back we've tried but they're still going at it. Anyhoo we have a schedule to keep bye"

04.03.2026 23:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WHERE ARE THE BOOTS

04.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didn't come here to make friends. Unless, of course, you want to be my friend. In which case nothing would bring me greater joy

04.03.2026 15:42 — 👍 176    🔁 40    💬 2    📌 3

Trump's admin rn looking for someone to blame:

03.03.2026 19:55 — 👍 47    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

Let's see if those SM-2ERs live up to the hype.

03.03.2026 20:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What if the dwarfs from the hobbit has reality television shows or sports commentary shows

Ballin' with Dwalin
Feeling Kili

03.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry my heretical observations about the time you went to Jupiter to get more stupider offended your narrow orthodoxy

03.03.2026 19:59 — 👍 43    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

I mean I do think this was part of trumps appeal, the will to simply do things in a system that has shown it will never do anything except to protect a rich person's money. Obviously we shouldn't bomb Iran but this oafish willingness to try dangerous things is American and appealing to Americans

03.03.2026 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All they have to do is like put folding chairs out on the runway. It's not hard to close a runway

03.03.2026 17:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What's that

03.03.2026 17:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Farts Projection

03.03.2026 13:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Which one is he?

03.03.2026 12:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Vibratomaxxing

03.03.2026 00:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hehehe

03.03.2026 00:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I forgot how much they went after fox

03.03.2026 00:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Vegetables... are good for you

02.03.2026 22:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let's be honest young men are a fashionable target right now.

02.03.2026 22:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Doesn't help that the most visible faces fighting antisemitism are like Bibi Netanyahu and Alan Dershowitz, both members of corrupt cabals controlling our government

02.03.2026 21:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't kinkshame

02.03.2026 21:33 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

People need fiber in their diet

02.03.2026 21:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gary

02.03.2026 21:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0