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Cole Wagoner

@colewagoner.bsky.social

Cooking, comedy, and college football. Oh, and airplanes. Go Ducks. PDX/SF roots, currently in the Rocket City. He/Him. Love your people and find joy. It used to be a ghost town, but even the ghosts got out. It's interesting, the ghosts.

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nap at 5, pour over at 7:30...lol tomorrow is fucked

08.03.2026 07:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10811    πŸ” 2436    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 91
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doing some gaming

08.03.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
arthur morgan sucking snake venom out of a stranger

arthur morgan sucking snake venom out of a stranger

pause

08.03.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're not watching Reggie Dinkins, I just have one question for you.

Why not?

07.03.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Far Side cartoon with several grazing cows. Each cow is impossibly thin, like the width of sturdy cardboard. The caption explains: Where "minute" steaks come from.

Far Side cartoon with several grazing cows. Each cow is impossibly thin, like the width of sturdy cardboard. The caption explains: Where "minute" steaks come from.

ahhhhh I found it!

08.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

07.03.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5197    πŸ” 1448    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 84

I recently learned that in British slang you can say something or someone "is jokes" if funny. She's jokes, innit. Absolutely horrifying stuff.

07.03.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1388    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 5

Indianapolis sex hotel, please take notes

07.03.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was about protecting Division III high school girls volleyball.

07.03.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2946    πŸ” 327    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 3

This will be build #3 of it haha. The cabinet there to the left is typically filled w space and aviation Lego but they have been disassembled, organized, and now ready for the crew to be assembled again. And I want nothing to do with it lol

07.03.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ep 1 of DTF St Louis was incredible. I think I need to watch Patriot now.

07.03.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have found myself multiple times lately thinking "I am so privileged to be able to hang out with this awesome dude right now in this exact moment" and it's hella cool. Someday we would give ANYTHING to back to these days.

07.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wife is going hard on the Concorde Lego

07.03.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fishwife BOGO and Publix chicken tender sub on sale πŸ”₯

07.03.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have an inkling to cook fine dining tonight…

07.03.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

07.03.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5894    πŸ” 987    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 20
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Unfortunately...yes...

07.03.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 923    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 15
it’s him and β€œ000000”

it’s him and β€œ000000”

we just need this, the counter of active charlies kirk

07.03.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have found myself multiple times lately thinking "I am so privileged to be able to hang out with this awesome dude right now in this exact moment" and it's hella cool. Someday we would give ANYTHING to back to these days.

07.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ep 1 of DTF St Louis was incredible. I think I need to watch Patriot now.

07.03.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

proud dad

07.03.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hellll yea

07.03.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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dudes rock

07.03.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

β€’Clean up your email inbox (badly)
β€’Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
β€’Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
β€’Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

06.03.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4961    πŸ” 1057    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 9

it's such a travesty. Yountville is one of the most magical places I could imagine, and he's trying to kill it.

06.03.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How to stream Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit's "A Concert for Minnesota" on The Current Starting at 8 p.m. on Thursday, March 5, Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit’s show at Armory will be livestreamed in the Twin Cities at 89.3 FM and worldwide at thecurrent.org.

Good people, listen in. Live now. jasonisbell.us15.list-manage.com/track/click?...

06.03.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Terror Alert Level:

06.03.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 638    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just learned that there was a baseball player named β€œLJ Hoes” and man, his jersey makes a great meme

06.03.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

chicken parm sub
club
thanksgiving leftover

05.03.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0