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Cole Wagoner

@colewagoner.bsky.social

Cooking, comedy, and college football. Oh, and airplanes. Go Ducks. PDX/SF roots, currently in the Rocket City. He/Him. Love your people and find joy. It used to be a ghost town, but even the ghosts got out. It's interesting, the ghosts.

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Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. πŸ«‘πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸοΈ

03.03.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 822    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 3

hard hitting

03.03.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We watched Inside Out β€” which was, unbeknownst to us , about a family that uproots their life to move to San Francisco for the Dad's job and all the emotions that come with it β€” right after we moved to San Francisco for my job and were processing all the emotions that came with it.

03.03.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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The entire history of the Rapture Scroll to the end to become ready

The Rapture is in the news again, I see. Get caught up. (Caught up. Rapture term.)

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ok well that lasted 1 minute. Because this one >>>> www.youtube.com/shorts/dHsLr...

03.03.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
What’s your go to pickup line? 😏 #comedian #standupcomedy #funnyclip #comedyvideos #comedy #fyp
YouTube video by Cristina Mariani What’s your go to pickup line? 😏 #comedian #standupcomedy #funnyclip #comedyvideos #comedy #fyp

another banger www.youtube.com/shorts/tj7yN...

03.03.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
And look I turned out fineπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ #comedyvideos #comedymovies #funnycomedy #funny #comedyvideos #fyp
YouTube video by Cristina Mariani And look I turned out fineπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ #comedyvideos #comedymovies #funnycomedy #funny #comedyvideos #fyp

this is the best joke i've heard in a while www.youtube.com/shorts/1G84M...

03.03.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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the department of war eagle

03.03.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

They’re actually the Plainsmen

03.03.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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the department of war eagle

03.03.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

such a complex character!

03.03.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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whoever pics the thumbnails for miami vice on tubi has got to be doing a bit

03.03.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
google AI just making up shit about The Pitt

google AI just making up shit about The Pitt

I knew The Pitt was woke but damn

03.03.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know I’ve never got this far!

02.03.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a client who lived in a termite mound for a month to escape the Nigerian military but I'm sure this is hard too

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This is fucking bonkers. One of my employees who lives outside the area was jumped in front of her child. Cullman county….

02.03.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie

Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie

Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie https://theonion.com/shaq-warns-young-players-not-to-do-movie-about-genie/

02.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1920    πŸ” 193    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 13

This is exactly where we’re at with my wife’s Mom. She is β€œgreat” to Jett as a grandma. Absolutely fantastic and very helpful. She’ll also pop off about MAGA in front of him, and now he will call her out on it . He knows she’s wrong. It’s sich a tricky balance.

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Yesterday it was 75Β°F and we found a new greenway 5 minutes from the house!

02.03.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jim Carrey was seen looking like Jim Carrey and it’s been such an insane story for some reason.

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Yesterday it was 75Β°F and we found a new greenway 5 minutes from the house!

02.03.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yesterday it was 75Β°F and we found a new greenway 5 minutes from the house!

02.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing goggles says who 's working on a screen ALT: a man wearing goggles says who 's working on a screen
02.03.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HOLY SHIT

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i’m not so sure, fantasy for adults.

01.03.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

If you cook your eggs with crispy brown edges you should kys

02.03.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I have not even used ChatGPT, Claude, etc in...forever, or ever. Can I make a moral case for downloading these apps and exploring them so I can learn about why they suck?

01.03.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kiddo wants to go birding today!

01.03.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"pass me the aux cable"

01.03.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Two things that will never get old. Jokes about Charlie Kirk, and Charlie Kirk.

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