Astrid

Oh my god heyyyyy

I am not even an iota surprised to hear this

best monster flavour imo

And now, here we are two years later with a sweaty-ass mullet

Being reminded of when I used to have a buzz cut and it increased the likelihood of me being confused for a tboy by around 300%

i've been putting off actually buying a set because it's always been quite pricey and it's a big amount of money to drop, but come on, it'd genuinely be worth it and i'd make my money back

most of the £180 is just on shipping, because it's cast fucking iron from the US, but unfortunately europe is allergic to cobbler's anvils that are actually tall enough for the pervert boots i'd be working on most often

just fucking imagine how unstoppable i'd be, the boots i could resole

Might fuck around an order £180's worth of cast iron direct from the US of A when I get paid

you're so good at being high and doing little tasks

i fucked a beautiful Femme in my bed so hard last night that my dick is a little bit swollen today, as is my Leatherpresidential Duty™

teaching Harry Melling how to DJ because he'd look soooooo cute in a dress

I don't know if I have another one of them in me this soon but I'll make an exception if need be

if alexander skarsgard or harry melling make a surprise appearance at the leathermen/leatherdyke screening of Pillion tonight then I'm inviting them to the blood orgy afterparty

it's times like these that i lament the non-existence of grindr for dykes

Oh my god, dextroamphetamine works SO much better for me than ritalin, it's been so fucking long

...Seems like I'm getting horny about paramedic uniforms. Huh.

Fucking well-deserved too!

"leatherdyke imagery is fascist" so are you going to jack off or

oh my godddddd

shout-out to @minathesinner.bsky.social for giving me the glow-up

Butch trans woman with a face covered in blood, wearing a rusty corroded padlock chain collar

Cowgirl Sexbang was phenomenal and emotional. The afters were the perfect way to touch back down from it.

h e l p

Had some sales last night, getting real close to my first payout!!!

#HintHint

nothing else hits like the very small sleepytime dose of GBL after staying up until 2am recording and editing videos of yourself in a series of different leather outfits talking about how cruising works. just another day in the leather sex pervert community organiser factory

ohhhhh, oh noooooo

omg why???

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jooQ...

💀💀💀💀💀💀

rewatching Reefer Madness (2005) and remembering the song where the weed turns Kristen Bell into a horny dominatrix and brands "S" and "M" onto a guy's left and right buttcheeks and obviously feeling very normal about it