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watching TMNT: MUTANT MAYHEM with the kids — first time for them, second for me — and this is just an unbelievably charming movie that feels narrowcasted for my specific demographic: millennial dad and hip-hop fan who loved the turtles as a kid

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking

Ah, the faces of cowardice.

Forgot DLC. I'm 38 so I'm still not used to how blatant it is but I do get a kick out of beating people on 2k myteam when I know they've spent extra money and I haven't.

Bam has to use his speed more against big centers like this.

Where has this Heat team been all year? There's just no way around the fact that Jimmy and Bam have to be playing great for this team to function correctly. Tyler has been awesome but it still really feels like those other two are more important to wins and losses by a mile.

Anyone craving old-school, physical, defense-first basketball needs to make the Orlando Magic appointment viewing. It's not just that they are good at defense. They enjoy it. They're mean. They want to unnerve you. They are into *every* action. Every hand-off is perilous.

Screaming this shit.

European Federation of Journalists to stop posting content on X The EFJ represents over 295,000 journalists in 44 countries.

"We cannot continue to participate in the social network feed of a man who proclaims the death of the media and therefore of journalists... X is a platform that no longer serves the public interest at all, but the special ideological and financial interests of its owner and his political allies"

Post: In the last couple of weeks RFK has been seen on camera popping zyn nicotine pouches, eating McDonald’s, deep frying a turkey in tallow, and discussing 15 years of heroin use. This is the guy promising to “make America healthy”?

RFK Jr. is a fraud. Always has been.

This was it you blew it

Mike Johnson

Heat Nation I need to find more of y’all on here

If you want to quit something this coming year,
Quit being a little bitch

My physical therapist: Hold your arms out and then bend them at a 90-degree angle.

Me: Like Cornholio?

My pt: Yes.

a cartoon of a man with glasses and a bow tie says i dont wanna live on this planet anymore ALT: a cartoon of a man with glasses and a bow tie says i dont wanna live on this planet anymore

Jack Smith failed.

Merrill Garland didn’t even try.

Schumer is gonna go back to writing sternly worded letters.

Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?

@jewcebox.bsky.social

Hawks fans chanting "the Earth is round" as Kyrie Irving goes to the line

Picture of a hornet’s nest claiming the LGBTQ are hiding cameras inside them and they need to be knocked down in Jesus’s name

Listen to Sisko! 🖖🏽

doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids

me: that’s literally all i drink

Hadn't bought a COD in ten years but did for the last one just to play zombies with the boys. Island scenario was fun but we all quit playing maybe 3/4 months in. How's this new one?