Trucker Theo @waffletheo - Bluesky Profile

Fat horny stoner goat man FAT HORNY STONER GOAT MAN!!!
The only thing Kurt shaves is his ass so he can sit on you and make you eat his ass out.
His ass probably smells like weed.
He's so high his cum would get you high HNNGGGHHH!!!

04.12.2025 01:44 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

You guys call it "Aftercare". I call it "Bottom tax". Top must pay their taxes via cuddles and sometimes kisses.

02.12.2025 15:31 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Therapy may not work but eating out a fat man will always work

26.11.2025 12:55 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me too... With my tongue

22.11.2025 03:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wasn't joking

22.11.2025 03:00 — 👍 66 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 0

Writing this down as a note to make a fat needy short goat stoner boyfriend with massive thighs, eyesbag and fupa that spend his days playing game and watching porn and he also really like cuddling and getting eaten out.

21.11.2025 11:43 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Need Leo (Echo) to feed me cakes and get me fat so I can't run away from him- WHO SAID THAT??? Must have been the wind...

16.11.2025 21:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saw this shirt going around x3
How do I look~?

13.11.2025 03:29 — 👍 103 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 0

Still brainstorming the idea haha

05.11.2025 21:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Entering Dragon Era (New Sona)

05.11.2025 17:18 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYY.
*Ahem*
AWROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

03.11.2025 14:10 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Wonder if someone has a body for me to possess this incoming birthday ;3

02.11.2025 18:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My dating advice for you guys

02.11.2025 07:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do not and never date a wolf furry. NEVER date anyone with a wolf fursona.
I have dated 3 wolves and they ALL disappointed me. The ones that aren't wolves stay friends afterward.
I also have heard of my friends who dated wolves furries. They're literally still fighting today.

02.11.2025 07:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Hey YOU. I'm here to tell you.

My birthday is in 2 days on Monday! Prepare the arts and gifts for Dad Theo! -w-

01.11.2025 19:53 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[Suggestive]
Eddie couldn't resist a fun body paint for Halloween. Theo & Waffle were both excited to play. So he sacrificed his body hair to be a good canvas... In trade, his son and son's best friend got him plenty of food.
Happy Halloween! Remember to feed your werewolf dad!

01.11.2025 02:46 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Stream is over for now. I'm shifting gears and preparing to face Deadly Assault...

01.11.2025 01:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Picarto: The World's Best Creative Live Streaming Service

HALLOWEEN STREAM 👻 Finishing up Halloween piece!
picarto.tv/waffletheo

31.10.2025 22:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Halloween peeps! I'll be streaming myself finishing up the Halloween Pics on Picarto at 6pm EST today! (Unless I nap through lol)

I'll be streaming until midnight. If I finish the piece early, I'll attempt ZZZ DA also!

31.10.2025 17:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Picarto: The World's Best Creative Live Streaming Service

Continue Halloween pic! picarto.tv/waffletheo

30.10.2025 22:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stream in like whenever I can get up from my bed lol

30.10.2025 22:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unfollowed a hefty amount of peeps cause they were following a certain someone I'm uncomfortable with.

DM if you're interested.

30.10.2025 19:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hello fellow ass-eater

30.10.2025 18:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Picarto: The World's Best Creative Live Streaming Service

First Picarto Stream ^^
picarto.tv/waffletheo

30.10.2025 01:40 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

29.10.2025 06:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All authority is our subs~

29.10.2025 06:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

basically a vibrator buttplug lol

29.10.2025 05:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*Fucking a guy in Darth Vader costume* May the FORCE be IN you!

29.10.2025 05:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I can handle allat

27.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mwa mwa~

27.10.2025 04:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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